Lviv jokes - Football jokes.

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(C) Ranger

 Our group decided to open this section
with the aim that the readers of our newspaper
could relax a little and laugh.
Another goal of this rubric was to know
to introduce the reader to new ones (or to remind
rahi ctapi) jokes that exist on the territory of
Topia of Lviv region. This section will be periodically
but to appear on ctopihkax "Optrona" began
hiring from the third number. This is me
I finish this short introduction and move on
straight to jokes.


       ──══ Football jokes ══──


 - Look at how much Kosovskiy succeeded-
rush head into the bar.
  - At the match npucythi six and a half
viewers
  - You have to be Leonenko not to get hit with
of this point on the gate.
  - It is planned to increase the gate soon,
because bopotapi have grown significantly.
  - Barcelona shorts in the second half
to the left of us and you.
  - Yes, this is Roberto Baggio, his xbict acquaintance-
are everywhere cbiti.
  - What a moment Rebrov lost, the ball went through
a seam a few meters from his leg.
  - I haven't seen Vovchuk's head in rpi for a long time.
  - Here is Zubov serving offside.
  - How rudeThey shoot down Shevchenko! The arbitrator in
says that everything was within the rules. While
that bih conducts the match without errors.
  It's raining. Commentator: "Defenders again
soaked Joao Pinta".
  - I don't understand why the goal wasn't scored,
after all, the ball did cross the bopit line,
touching Luzhny's hand.
  - The corner should be thrown in again.
  - The ball hits the stands. not soon
the fans will return it, after all, in 2
minutes before the end of the match of their favorites
win by one goal.
  - Hit - and the ball hits the "nine"
"Carpathians". Please don't scare the fans -
sia: I had in mind Makoway.
  - According to the new rules, the goalkeeper is prohibited-
but take from your own.
  - The "golden rule" is confirmed again
football: they don't score for you - score yourself.

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