Who islastto vote? You?
Why are you laughing ?!
Message from the Presidential Press Service
Ukraine:
Today Leonid Danilovich Kuchma under
using the "replace all" function in the editor
Word wrote a new book Belarus>.
Tomorrow he will use the Word editor
is going to write a book .
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unrest in Georgia.
Sailor's silence. Khodorkovsky sad
sitting in his cell. Suddenly his door
The chamber opens and Valdis Pelsh enters with
says with a smile:
- It was a Prank program!Election Day is the only day when
men and women share
booth.
From the candidate's campaign speech:
- I came to give you life!
One political party ordered
large advertising agency kit
slogans aimed at different groups
voters. The order was completed. Here
jobs of highly paid political technologists:
Save United Russia!
(for patriots)
Good United Russia!
(for ordinary people)
Charismatic United Russia!
(for the intelligentsia)
I want United Russia!
(for everyone)
Electoralthe campaign was successful.
The result of the elections for all categories
voters became a common abbreviation for all
slogans:
FUCK!
Election advertising:
Apple. Party of principles. Wholesale,
inexpensive. From a warehouse in Moscow.
In Yabloko's election posters,
posted in Moscow, a point was clearly missed.
It should read like this: "Russia. Will win
lawlessness", "Russia. Poverty will win" and
etc.
- Есть ли хоть кому-нибудь польза от
постоянного показа простого российского
гражданина Б. Грызлoва по ТВ?
- Да, конечно. Госпожа Грызлoва,
простая русская женщина, жена Грызлoва,
теперь в любую минуту точно знает где ее
муж, с кем и чем они занимаются.Before the elections the party in power
turned its nibble towards the people.
If you have a very large company or
not a very big company or not at all
small company - this doesn't matter to us
no meaning. Every client is for us -
the only one!
General Prosecutor's Office of Russia.
There was a country of the Great Initiative. became
the country of little Pochinok.
Englishman after a ten-year break
visited Russia again, and then shared
impressions with friends: “God, how is everyone
has changed, what beauty, what service,
Well, the biggest progress is the toilets.
Everything is clean, white, tiled, and
there is even a brush for cleaning shoes. K
Unfortunately, the cream is the same color everywhere, but mine
black shoes are not brown at all
coming..."- Grandfather, what is “bearish”
illness"?
- Wait, grandson, December 8th
you'll see...
The city was small, but proud, and the people
the proud lived in it. The city was promised
eternal glory and the townspeople are firmly in it
believed. They just didn’t know that
will bring them this glory: Julius's poems, paintings
Maxima or military gift of the young
Camilla... The inhabitants of Pompeii did not go to Vesuvius
counted.
As Russian intelligence services learned,
international terrorist group
Al-Qaeda is preparing a new devastating
blow to the USA. At the upcoming presidential
elections, specially trained terrorists
electors will have to ensure victory
George Bush.
Elephants are great at carrying logs! By
According to experts, one elephant replaces
24 Lenin.A new minimum size has been set
wages. For those who have that kind of money
didn’t live - they don’t give a damn. And to those who are on them
lives - still has nothing to shit with.
Inspired by election campaigning:
- Vote for Luzhkov, then on
there will be construction on your street.
Bush calls the Secretary of State:
- Prepare a trip to France.
- Why exactly to France?
- I can’t stand the French ambassador in
Istanbul!!!
Igor Ivanov said in a private conversation
Edik Shevardnadze:
- If you fiddle with it, they’ll take care of you
my brother Seryozha.
Eduard Shevardnadze was in the leadership
Soviet Union - The USSR collapsed. Edward
Shevardnadze ruled Georgia - Georgia is about to
herewill fall apart. Maybe we'll ask Bush
so that he takes Shevardnadze into leadership
USA?
I'm watching a movie here. Plot: Once upon a time there was the most
rich man in the country. I've accumulated a huge amount
state, yourself, with your own mind. Wife -
beauty, family, happiness. And the rulers in
the country decided that all his wealth he
must give it back. And they put him in prison.
Do you think the film is called "Oligarch"?
Cocks! "Angelica - Marquise of Angels"
Neo runs into the Council Chamber and yells:
- Which bitch unpacked the archived copy
Agent Smith?
According to the latest data, in the elections
confidently leading having more and more
number of supporters of the Agents party
Cmutob.
The most magnificent in the history of mankind
farewell to retirement took place yesterday in Georgia.The whole country was dancing. As he himself stated
hero of the occasion, 75-year-old pensioner
Shevardnadze E.M., it would be possible, of course,
and to mention more modestly, but I really wanted
get into the Guinness Book of Records.
Judge:
- In your gang, is Sidorov a burglar?
- He is not a thief, but a manager
real estate!
- Is Petrov a trafficker of stolen goods?
- Not a salesman, but a sales manager!
- Is Ivanov a killer?!
- Not a killer, but a HR manager!
- Maybe your leader is a manager?
- No! He's a top manager!
To win the elections, Zhirinovsky
There's just one little thing left: to punch the candidate in the face
AGAINST EVERYONE.
Three types of human stupidity:
1) agricultural - this is when
the person doesn't understand a damn thing;
2)astronomical is when a person
like he fell from the moon;
3) military - this is when a person is like in
tank.
From the news of November 28, 2003: In
in complete secrecy, the President
USA George Bush arrived in Iraq yesterday. How
noted about the flight to Iraq at the White House
knew no more than five closest assistants
Bush, and even his wife were informed o
upcoming flight only an hour before departure
airplane. To George Bush himself in general
decided not to say anything.
The authorities awarded B. Grebenshchikov
Order "For Merit to the Fatherland" 4th
degrees. In response, BG performed his hit
"Goats".
Once Zhirinovsky was walking along Krasnaya
square at night. Suddenly he hears behind him
afterlife voice:
- Why, Vladimir Volfovich, is he not damp?
Do we still have gunpowder in our flasks?
The leader of the Liberal Democrats turns around
andsees: standing behind him is the one risen from the grave
Iron Felix. Here at Vladimir's
Volfovich's gunpowder had become damp.
Administration of the President of Ukraine
made an official offer to the player
Russian national football team Vadim Evseev
become press secretary of President Kuchma.
Only he can give a worthy answer to
the cry “Get Kuchma away!”, they say
presidential administration. Also by Evseev
the film's screenwriters became interested
"Cuckoo-2". Indeed - "Fuck you!"
sounds cooler than "Psholty!"
After watching the evening news, husband and wife
getting ready to go to bed. wife
asks:
- Well, what can you say about
Iraqi position?
- Hmm: Listen, this is a thought, come on,
turn around, now we’ll try it!
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