Army jokes - What if there is a war or some other event?

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1. What if there is a war or some other event?
2. But each of you is adults!
3. And during the break, you see, he needed his head
lie down.
4. And you didn’t blink an ear.
5. And here the current goes on and on and turns into voltage.
6. And during laboratory work the games begin: one in
The oscilloscope is looking, and the other is scratching its sides.
7. And he stands, you know, sitting...
8. What command can you use to scratch yourself? - By command
"FUEL UP!"
9. And from 17 o’clock the snow will be cleared by the communists.
10. And now we will walk not to the music, but in ranks.

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11. Now shut your mouth and tell me where you have been.
12. What do you think, the war will come, and Major Skercherov will be there
it won't, no.
13. And I stand here like a parrot and croak at you.
14. Abashidze, overgrown like an elephant, hairy as hell!
15. There will be no buses! Two ZILs will come, one is ZIL, the other is
KAMAZ
16. The machine works like this: one, two, three - and you’re gone.
17. Place the machine gun on the knee of your left hand.
18. Playing around with weapons, comrade soldiers, is of no use
led.
19. Running and marching!20. Take the entire outfit from the dining room and give it to the meat.

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21. Binoculars are two glasses.
22. BMP, fellow cadets, this is not a mechanized combat vehicle.
piglet.
23. A combat leaflet must be a combat leaflet, after all, it’s a combat leaflet
leaf.
24. A fighter must salute every tree, starting with me.
25. Combat is the only means of achieving victory in battle.
26. If you are on layoff, do not meet strangers.
27. If there were a couple, there would be students.
28. There were 10 buckets. I don’t eat them here, my wife will go to the market and
will buy
29. It was invented that they created a tank.
30. Was endowed with this endowment...

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