Bummers ------ Spectrofon #23 screwed up. The application is live. Attention! The 23rd SpF distributed by Spectr was ignored! In Zx-Power #2 _no_ STS 6.1!!! There is only an article Stalker. By the way, this magazine is not in Minsk either. (for now). Read the new review in the next issues of NEXT. A couple of jokes -------------- NEXT has a couple of jokes. I warn everyone who wants to write to NEXT. First, think, maybe your an idea, anecdote or news so sensational that you decide to present it yourself. It's very simple: you need to upload the file "NEXT.W" to the BBS, where the next one appears number and indicate your name, date and BBS where you will be tomorrow post the next number. It's very simple: it's necessary, to avoid possible confusion if any people there are several. Of course, unless you want a little be patient, but I want to say: type “FOR_ALL” and go ahead! But if you wish to see your message in the newspaper or _turn it into a newspaper issue_ yourself, then no problem! By the way, please note that files for NEXT are secret accepted t-o-l-k-o (only) on FTL BBS. But you can also leave messages on other BBS, butplease note that your the message won't be so interesting tomorrow... On Mecong BBS (when it's up and running again) you can drop secret files for NEXT for subscriber 1.01: #1.01nxt (or #1.01NXT), etc. Thank you to everyone who sent jokes and supported _my_ issue of NEXT - a daily network-wide independent newspaper. Well, I won’t name the authors of these jokes (of course, if they themselves will not want it - since jokes are very specific). (NEXT newspaper takes responsibility for these anecdotes.) 1. An anecdote about A. Nikiforov. A lesson is going on at a Georgian school. The teacher asks Nikiforov: - Sasha, tell me, what is 'OS'? - This is a fat and striped fly, teacher... - Alexander!!! What the hell are flies in computer science class?!!?!!?!! 'OS' is 'Operating System'!!! Sit down, dear, two points... 2. This joke is dedicated to ARNIky Gena and Cheburashka went to rob the store. Gene cut out in there was a hole in the window and threw the Cheburashka inside. From the store voice: - Should I take some vodka, Gena? -Take it, Cheburashka. -Gena, should I take some candy? -Take it, Cheburashka. -Oh, Gena, should I take the boots? -Take it, Cheburashka. -Gena, is there garbage in them? - So pour it out. -Gena, I can’t, he’s holding me by the ears!
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