.I am a stager
starring:
Sanya Gu - sg^mlt
Serik bi - sti^mlt
Anya Krupskaya - ...
wedge in a hurry - ...
onions & peppers - ...
Once Sanya Gu and Serik Bi decided to become a stage
nerami.
yes, this is not an easy task, not really
just become these same sceners.
they sat and thought, why would such a thing happen?
to become stagers.
They called Anka and Klina.
thought together.
thought for a long time.
drove the wedge away.
They bent her doggy style, inserted her, and pulled her out.
They didn’t become stagers.
They drove Anka the hell away.
sat down to write the publication.
wrote.
let's go smoke.
sceners are different, some smoke, others
too.
let's go to the balcony to smoke.
time 4.xx am.
pissed off the balcony.
They didn’t become stagers. Badly.
members froze.
winter after all.
They called Anka and sent her for beer.
Anka went for beer.
I brought beer.
Anka was sent to hell.
in vain, they thought.
called wedge.
the wedge didn't arrive. probably died.
We sat down to do something.
Until you make a demo, you won’t become a stager.
They found a wedge in the ass and forced me to write.
write a muse.
I wrote such a stupid muse...
Wedge was brutally raped on the table where
the computer is standing.
They didn’t become stagers. sad.
bi sat down to write the effects.
I wrote for a long time.
Gu fell asleep.
gu woke up, fell asleep bi.
Gu decided to sleep too.
fell asleep together.
slept on the same bed - that's how the scene was.
bi woke up and drank water.
fell asleep.
Gu woke up and called Anka.
bi was sleeping.Gu and Anka did not sleep for a long time.
Anka didn’t give gu.
gu gave to Anka.
Gu sent to fuck Anka.
fell asleep.
slept on the same bed. together.
It's warm though.
bi slept against the wall.
so scenic.
here's a bitch.
woke up.
sat down to eat.
porridge, coffee and sugar.
sugar separately - that's the point.
we ate.
They didn’t become stagers. It's a shame.
began to live on.
life was bad.
onions and peppers arrived.
slept.
onion promised to fuck everyone.
it didn't work out.
sorry.
Anka was called.
it worked.
Anka was sent to hell.
decided to lie down.
the onions and peppers were asleep.
Gu and Bi slept at the computers.
uncomfortable.
They didn’t become stagers.
onion said he wanted to go home.
cried.
cried together.
called wedge.
they cried again.
it became easier.
They didn’t become stagers.
received from the wedge.
one died.
Wedge was brutally raped again by the three of us.
already on the floor.
decided to do nothing.
gu and bi together.
the onions and peppers are gone.
sorry to say goodbye.
called Anka.
decided to immediately tell the fool to fuck off.
They didn’t become stagers.
let's go to the party.
a lot of people.
The demo was completed.
exhibited.
poorly displayed.
no prizes were given.
here you go bitches.
let's go home.
It's good to be away, but better at home.
while we were driving we drank.
they drank terribly.
...
We don’t remember what we were wearing.
It must have been night.
probably slept.
we've arrived.
devoured.
We decided to host a party.
They called Anka, wedge, onions and peppers.
started their party.
took first place in the demo.
Anka was chosen as the prize.
gu cruelraped Anka's ass with a pen.
They didn’t become stagers.
They invited the kolobok to the party.
The bun was fucked.
gave pussy to the wedge.
There's no point in fucking around.
onions and peppers tied to the door.
Gu sat down next to him and began to heal.
treat with clever phrases.
gu.
the wedge also sat down.
sat down
got up.
fell, did push-ups, pulled himself up.
bi coded edition.
everyone was silent.
bi puffed.
the wedge muttered something.
lost.
found Anka.
the bitch was drinking.
without us she fell.
Anka's genitals were torn.
our Anya is crying loudly,
My ball got into her pussy.
Gu lost his ball.
was angry.
very angry.
I chose the lesser of two evils.
fucked the wedge.
gu is also a scumbag.
bi - comprehended the scene.
decided - fuck the scene.
decided to become lamers.
gu was lamer1.
bi was lamer2.
lamer x - died.
noted.
celebrated for a long time.
they even drank.
became cruel and unshaven.
shaved.
Anka cried again.
our Anya is crying loudly,
A box from a tape recorder got into her pussy.
bi asked to return the box.
it didn't work out.
decomposed.
gu and bi gave pussy to the bun.
There's no point in walking here.
Wedge laughed.
Bi and Gu approached him.
gu said 'gee'.
Wedge laughed with a toothless mouth.
with a black eye.
he was probably crying.
Lamer is also a vinaigrette.
sat down to write the publication.
MMA was crap.
I cried.
I cried in vain.
Tears won't help my grief - gu, folk wisdom -
rec.
published the publication.
a letter arrived.
wedge wrote that he liked it.
found the wedge.
killed the bitch.
We have no business writing bad letters.
The screamer is not blue.he's just a pervert, without a specific
sexual orientation.
Anya drank herself to death.
entered the book of records.
like an extinct species of elephant.
gu got sick.
died.
couldn't stand it and died.
Wedge died from happiness that the previous two died.
Anka died from loss of blood.
onions and peppers committed an act of self-sacrifice
and gave their genitals for research
niya, after which both became infected with AIDS through
oral sex and died on the same day.
romantic.
The bun hanged himself.
hanged himself on a computer cable.
mma drank poisoned beer.
I couldn’t puke.
died drunk.
I would like that...
Screamer learned to run.
ran for a long time.
the second wind did not open, the first law-
it happened.
choked.
the stale air killed the cat gu.
The bi cat got on the dibs.
the cause of death has not been established.
cops are assholes.
I drank vodka and rolled around in the snow.
I want more.
I want a lot
this is the end of the fairy tale,
and whoever listened got a red pencil in the ass.
ps.: everyone who found their faces in this text, think about yours
mistakes and in no case should you be offended by the above,
this is just my nonsense...
ps.: this was apparently the final stage of my depression -
ka, so don't take it to heart...
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