─── Treatment with laughter ───
"The newest method is le-
laughing. But like nothing new near Lu-
noah, the treatment with laughter is not new. More
2000 years ago, a famous scientist of antiquity
Hippocrates said in one of his works -
information about the benefits of laughter as a therapeutic
means. He also mentions that,
in his opinion, cheerful and lively
talking during lunch has a beneficial effect
for digestion.
Another ancient physician stated that
laughter serves as a stimulant for...
heat and stimulates the activity of the heart. Fo-
Sagrivche considers the cheerful mood
extremely beneficial for health, and
Tiso claims that he cured scrofulous children
tickling them, making them laugh. Each
the house knows the need to maintain
patients have a cheerful mood, influencing other
yes to the very outcome of the disease. DeMonte dis-
shows that one gentleman was cured of
intermittent fever by what is sent
walked into the theater where they were performing “The Wedding of Figa-
ru", and laughed until he was exhausted...
One Italian doctor made a report
regarding the treatment with laughter at the meeting of Bo-
Lonevo Medical and Surgical Society
va, and told about several experiments.
According to him, he used laughter therapy
in five cases of bronchitis and
inflammation of the respiratory organs..."
"Spark"
early 20th century
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
S o v e t s k o y
e xpert s ystem
and l and
a r m i n s c o r a d i o
What should a pot be like in a small room?
apartment?
- Same as usual, only with hands in
inside.
Can a vegetarian love a woman?
- Maybe if a woman is neither fish nor fowl.
Can a woman, having been married three times,
Come on, stay virgin?
- Maybe if the first husband is French, the second
- Armenian, the third is an academician.
Can a German Shepherd become a Bulldog?
?
- Maybe if you cut off her tail and stuff her
muzzle.
Who is better to be - a fool or bald?
- Better to be a fool: the bald spot is not so noticeable.
What are the similarities between a TV tower and a women's
leg?
- The higher you go, the more breathtaking it is.
When will there be world famine?
- When the Chinese start eating with forks.
Will there be a new world war?
- There will be no war, but there will be such a struggle
for peace that no stone will be left unturned.
Does a woman have the gift to satisfy
a man?
- Possesses it, but not for nothing.
What's the difference between a statue and a woman?
- The statue first falls and then breaks,
the woman is the opposite.
Why does a rooster sing all his life?
- Because he has many wives and not one
mother-in-law
Can a dog have a heart attack?
- Maybe if she creates human devices-
lovia.Is there life on Mars?
- Not either.
What is a husband?
- This is the lover’s deputy in charge of the house-
TV part.
What's the difference between a husband and a director?
- The director knows his deputy, and
husband no.
What does the Russian word business mean?
- We need to steal a box of vodka, pour out the vodka,
hand over the bottles and drink the money away.
Who were the first people on earth?
- It is known that man originated from
monkeys, so we have to admit that
the first people were: Jew - Aron Gutan,
Georgian - Champanidze and Russian - Gavrila.
Why is the Armenian expression “to the bushes”
written together?
- Because there is nothing to do there alone.
What do girls do in big cities?
- They solve the problem - how to wear a “mini” skirt
on your “maxi” butt and put on high boots
on crooked legs.
How to get a friend?
- If you want to have a friend, buy a dog.
Can 6 volt electricity kill a person?
battery?
- Maybe if it falls off the cabinet.
What is the difference between nuts and husband?
- They gnaw nuts when there is money, and the husband
they chew when there is no money.
What is “neither this nor that and a bow on the side”?
- This is a naked man in profile.
Are there houses of brothel in the USSR?
- We don’t have brothels, we have
holiday homes.
Is it possible to determine nationality if
father is Turkish and mother is Jewish?
- A natural Jew.
Where is a person's soul?
- Under the bladder. How will you recover?
it becomes easier for the soul.
And the chicken?
- "NotAm I running too fast?"
How should a young wife treat her husband?
- Like with a dog: feed, caress, more often
take for a walk.
Will there be love under communism?
- If there is no money, there will be no love.
Is it possible to live on one salary?
- We don’t know, we haven’t tried.
How many great nations are there in the world?
- Russians, non-Russians and Armenians.
What's the cutest thing in the world?
- Dream. Place a beautiful woman next to me
shit, but if you want to sleep, you won’t turn around
no attention to her.
What can the most beautiful woman give Pa-
Riga?
- She can't give more than she can-
can give.
What is super greed?
- When a person spoils the air under the blankets -
crowbar and your head will be covered.
Why is the bug flat?
- To make it more comfortable to sleep on it.
How to get rid of bedbugs?
- We need to buy lottery tickets and paste them
them room. If at least one ticket wins
No, then the bedbugs will die of laughter.
How to determine the border, where is Georgia and where
Armenia?
- We need to put a naked woman at the border -
well: the Georgian will approach from the front, and the Armenian
behind.
What's softest in the world?
- Fist. Even on a soft pillow his support
fit under the head.
Why aren't women taken into the army?
- Because on the command “lie down” they pa-
give it on your back.
What's the difference between beer and medicine?
- The medicine is first prescribed, and then
drink, and first drink beer, and then check out -
vayut.
What is the difference between a woman and a tree?
- Treefirst they saw, and then they felled,
woman - on the contrary.
What is a reactive husband?
- This is tu - 104, but never a wife.
What to do when your mother-in-law is attacked
tiger?
- He attacked himself, let him defend himself.
The USSR has a planned economic system, why
Are you not planning on having a baby?
- Because the means of production are found
are in private hands.
What is the difference between a Volga and a priest?
- Volga is mother, and priest is father.
What is “neither this nor that”?
- This is a small one for three.
What is old age?
- This is when half of the urine is analyzed.
Why is the word "kvass" written together, and "k"
to you" - separately?
- Because "pineapple" is spelled together, and
“we her” - separately.
How to kill bedbugs in a room?
- We need to drive them under the closet, and at the closet
file the legs.
What is the most beautiful city? How much do you need
atomic bombs to destroy it?
...Armenian radio paused and answered:
"Yerevan is a beautiful city, but Tbilisi is
better."
Where did tap dancing come from?
- She arose in the family of the worker Sarzhesya -
na, who had thirteen children and
one chamber pot.
What should you do in case of an atomic explosion?
- You need to wrap yourself in a sheet and slowly
crawl to the cemetery.
Why is it slow?
- So as not to create panic.
What's the difference between TV and night TV?
potty?
- There is no difference. Both there and there it’s the same thing
the same, but in a pot you can see it better.
What happens if you combine cybernetics andmathematics?
- Cybenematics.
Why does a person have a nose?
- For men, for beauty, and for women, to
stick it where it shouldn't be.
Why are some men thin and others
fat, although they eat the same pasta?
- Because some eat along, and others -
across.
What's the difference between a woman and glass?
- If the glass is coated with matte, it is white-
Yes, and the woman blushes.
What is a hairy man?
- This is either the first person or the last
monkey.
What is a hangover?
- It’s the same booze, only in the morning.
What is a woman with a low neckline called?
?
- Vociferous.
Why is there no lamb in stores?
pork and chickens?
- All the sheep went to study, all the pigs
went out into public, the chickens died laughing.
What's the shortest joke?
- The Jew is a janitor.
Is it possible to cross a bear and a cow?
- It’s not only possible, but also necessary, so that winter
mine it sucked its paw, and in the summer it gave young
co.
Can a woman make a man a millionaire?
nerom?
- Maybe if he's a billionaire.
What can you buy with an old ruble?
- Nothing.
What about the new one?
- 10 times more.
Is it true that Academician Ambartsumyan won
did you buy the Volga through the lottery?
- Yes. Only not an academician, but a football player and
not by lottery, but by preference, and didn’t win
he ran, but lost, and not the Volga, but a hundred rubles.
Who are the smartest people?
- Thanks for the compliment.
What is carnal love?
- This is love on a raft.
What to do ifdo you want to work?
- Lie down and everything will pass.
Is it possible to beat your wife?
- It’s not only possible, but also necessary, because
Engels also said that beating determines
consciousness.
Why is there no red caviar in stores?
- Due to lack of demand. Come to the store
zine and listen - maybe red caviar
does anyone ask?
What is replacing the cult of personality?
- The cult of duplicity.
Who is Russian?
- Fool.
And two Russians?
- Fight.
And three Russians?
- Queue for vodka.
Why is there no Papuan jazz orchestra?
- Not every decent Jew will stick it to himself
nose ring.
What is the purest love?
- After the bath.
What is higher than love?
- Navel.
What disease do you like?
- Scabies. Why ? - I scratched myself and still want-
it seems.
What is a queue?
- This is an organized trip to the counter.
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with cotton wool?
- Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
Where do women have the curliest hair?
- In Africa.
Why is flounder flat?
- We don’t know exactly, but we think that after
nights with a whale.
What is a cult of personality?
- This is when one person spits on everyone.
And what about exposing the cult of personality?
- When everyone spits on one, and as a result -
everyone walks around spat upon.
What happens if you cross a hedgehog and a snake?
- One and a half meters of barbed wire.
Is it possible to talk to a girl of fifteen
years about the sexual issue?
- Yes, if you want to expand your circle-
zor.
What to do if you have dreamsforeign language?
- We need to take a translator with us.
Can "Zaporozhets" reach a speed of 140
km/hour?
- Yes, if you lower it from Mount Ararat.
Why was the Armenian radio closed?
- For an inappropriate pause.
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