Humor - Let-Rulezy.

                                        
                                        
                                        
 - They all need only one thing from me! -
grumbling dissatisfied, Joker plopped into
chair, - And this one thing is my magazine!      
  - Mother of you! - pierced the reigning ti-
shina voice Batman, - You're talking about Alena again
Erthought, huh?!                        
  -  Not really!  - puzzled Joker comrade
an ambiguous answer, and while he understood
its deep meaning is small,Joker tried
remember who Alena is,and why she
namely Er, and not, say, El,or Um,  
Night was falling on the city, andBatman,
curled up and dozed off near
table, pressing his back to the radiator,
Joker, taking the empty beer from his hands -
bottle, put it on the table and beganlook at the label:                 
  - Number three! -he concluded and threw-
threw the bottle into the window,                 
  Meanwhile the sun had already disappeared behind
horizon and only the only working
a melting lantern on the corner illuminated the deserted
street,                                  
  - But I promised the people to en-
twenty rooms Murzilka! - somehow remember
I thought Joker, and immediately thought,
what exactly is en-twenty, and not em-twenty, or
even er-twenty, Regarding the last one, he
I was especially alarmed because it was
definitely a lot even for him,         
Batman slept peacefully, only occasionally screaming
nodding "systems halted" and "uncorrected
error",                                 
  - Retri/Ignore/Abort - remembered
Joker, And then I saw Sauron, yes
not alone, but with company, why
slightly distorted                     
  The silence was annoying,Jokerinserted the plug
plugged it into the socket and turned on the computer, inserting
floppy disk and pressing Enter, then Load, he
got into boot, Favorite Jemini commander
cheerfully invited me to work, every now and then
spontaneously formatting tracks, Impact
punch the computer, and something loads,
It is not known what, But Joker's quite
satisfied by the very fact that something
loading,                               
  - Oh! - said Joker, so that even
Batman moved his ear, - So this is the letter
from Macros 98-99!                      
  ,,,HereJoker noticedBatmanin his hands
the second bottle, and took it, - Number
two!  - he concluded and threw it
after the first one,                        
  Strange sounds were coming from the toilet,
Joker opened the door, Nothing was visible -
lo, and he turned on the light, right next to the ceiling
a whole flock of bats was circling,       
  - Well, a person needs it, so it’s necessary, - spo-
he said calmly, closed the door and plopped down
in the chair, the clock showed half
third night                          
  Once again Joker loaded the shell
nth Murzilka, compiled it and launched it
til, After looking through the articles, he threw it away, He felt
I wonder why this Murzilka is en-naya,
and not some other,               
  - Having taken away another bottle from Batman
without even reading, Joker concluded: - But-
one measure!  And after a moment the object
performed uniformly accelerated motion following
the first two                          
Batman turned over and
wrapped his hands around the battery, andJoker put
slippers and went to get the mail, In the mailbox
where he discovered a familiar floppy disk
no density that it is extremely
made him happy, he understood what made him happy
not the information he already needs
enough from the ESMI, and thefact of the presence
letters on this floppy disk, Quickly inserting
floppy disk into the flopper and outputting the directory,
Joker I saw only one name, But which one
that was the name! In the upper left corner of the screen-
It was clearly and brightly written: R        
                                        
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  For some reason the letter was dropped at this point,
what made Joker sad, Batman
there was no one nearby, which made it even more alarming
loJoker,Looking at his watch, he is very
I was surprised: they showed fifteen minutes to
twelve,                             
  Grabbing a bun and already running up the stairs,
Having put on his helmet, he jumped out of the entrance,
A push, a jump - and now he’s already in the stroller
your motorcycle,                       
 Slyly smiles Batman, Apparently, again
I took the fishing rods, let's go fishing,         
  Everything is fine and the sun is shining,         
  Lepota,