Humor - Jokes.

 Jokes:


                         MY POLICE...
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1. In Moscow, a grandmother approaches a cop:
    - Milok, how to get to the Tretyakov haberdashery?
    - Yes, granny, I’m not a local myself. I only know that I'm watching Bo-
Rodinsky sawmill.
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2. On Red Square, a Jew pesters a cop:
    - Please tell me, why is the Kremlin wall so high?
on?
   Cop mockingly:
    - And so that any bastard doesn’t climb over.
    - Tell me, there or there?
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3. In the subway at the end, an inspection cop enters the car and sees
Some guy got drunk and the book was lying on the floor. He picked up the book
ku, reads "Landau. Field Theory" on the cover, shouts: - Eh! Agro-
nom! Get up, my dear!
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4. - Hey, cop, how to get to the Tbilisi restaurant?
   - Second left turn. And for the "cop"
   - three.
   - I only have a chervonets.
   - There is no change.
   - “Ment”, “cop”, and for the ruble - “goat”.
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5. A man stands on Red Square and /* pees */. Runs up
ment:
   - Quickly - a chervonets and get away quickly.
   The man takes out a quarter note:
   - No change needed. I’ll sit here in a minute /* poop */.
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6. - Get up. Get up, drunken face!
   - Hey, commander, where am I?
   - At the Pokrovsky Gate.
   - Close them at @#$! I'm wondering where it's coming from.
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7. The Wolf and the Hare from the famous cartoon got into the cops. Sitting in
Bullpen.
   The door opens and the beavers bring in a drunken camel.
   Wolf: - Well, in a minute they will /* beat us */.
   Hare: - Where did you get this from?
   Wolf: - Look how the horse was killed.
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8. Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka went by car to nature. By
On the way, Cheburashka begged Gena to let him steer and ran into a tree.
A traffic cop appears:
   - Citizen Crocodile, show your license and remove from the steering wheel, don’t
it's supposed to.
   - This is not Srul. This is Cheburashka!
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