Humor - Jokes.

 Jokes:


A letter that was found in a bottle in the ocean: "I am on
uninhabited island. "No shops, no cars, no smog,
no noise. May you all burst with envy!"
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 - Is your profession a defendant?
   - Acrobat, your honor.
   - Security, close the windows!
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Riddle:
    "Grandmother's husband, but not grandfather."
Guess:
    "Philip Kirkorov."
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 A young man and a girl are traveling in a compartment. young man
 says: "Girl, I want you"
  - And I'm afraid of you.
  - But girl, I want you!
  - And I'm afraid of you!
  ...The next morning they go out together
 from the train, and the young man says:
  - Still, I wanted you.
  - You wanted me as much as I was afraid of you.
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 The husband comes home and, opening the door, sees a naked man stroking
nice trousers. Walking into the kitchen he sees the second one in the bathroom, and in the kitchen
the third one is frying eggs. In a rage, he runs into the bedroom shouting:
 -Wife! What is this?!
 -Well, the reproaches... suspicions will begin again...
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 Two elderly ladies are sitting in the park, knitting. One says:
 "If one of us dies, I will be very worried."
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 A young man came for a girl. Her mother says:
- Please don't be late.
To which the young man replies:
- Don't worry, your daughter will be in bed by eleven!