О частных вопросах
в общественной сфере жизни
(C) UUCLE SAM
Comments (C) Jason Krueger/DT^FDM
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(м) Midisoft/ЕМ^FDM
дравствуйте, дорогие читатели и листа-
тели нашей газеты.
> Здравствуйте, здравствуйте, уважае-
мый... <
I was silent for a long time, because... I was waiting for what I ordered
I'm KAU, but now I'll have a blast
program on your eyes, writing a large
an article about this and that.
> Anything? <
I'll start, perhaps, with the characteristics of the national
self-importance and my first victim
will be Unbeliever. I'm surprised and amazed! How
it happened like that! The man who went
just for one of the parties, he takes the pro-
comment on Born Dead several times at once
the rest of the party!!! Gentlemen, this is a GLICK and about
one hundred NONSENSE!
> Consider this as a manifestation of ab-
the sternness of the world. Reality, you know, at all
doesn't have to fit into your pathetic plans
statements about her. Fortunately, she doesn't
does... <
To me it's like describing a painting
one blind to another blind, and even with
words of the third blind man. And not especially
shy in expressions i.e. showing e-
mental disrespect for other people. > What an allegory! But regarding the manifestation
disrespect - we will remember this, maybe
where it is useful for quoting. <
Unfortunately, the trend is to be holier
The Pope's office is steadily expanding.
> And let him. One hell, holier and higher
You won’t get any more moral than you. <
It is clear that youthful ambitions
a twig of "very advanced" young people
dey,
> Has youth now become an accusation?
Well... "His powerful body went limp, heavy
eyelids drooped. This is the first time I see his face
without eyes: it's a cardboard mask like those
what they sell in stores today. His cheeks
eerie pink color... And I suddenly became...
it is clear: this man will die soon. He
he probably knows this - he’s satisfied with looking at
look in the mirror: every day he
looks more like his future corpse. That's what
this is their experience, that’s why I often say
be: their experience reeks of carrion, it’s theirs
last resort. The doctor would really like
believe in thishis experience, he would like to hide
from myself the unbearable truth: that he is alone and
he has neither wisdom nor past, and
his mind becomes cloudy and his body collapses. And so
he carefully erected, landscaped, furnished
forged his little compensatory delirium: he
assures himself that he is progressing. He has
memory lapses, the brain sometimes works in
Lost? So what - he's just avoiding
hasty judgments of youth. He
no longer understands what is written in the book
gah? Well, so what - he just can’t
I want to read. He can no longer take
mad love? But he did a lot of it
in due time. And love affairs are much better
have in the past than in the present - on dis-
standing you can judge, compare, think about.
And to have enough strength to see in the mirrors
his dead face, he tries to believe
what the chisel imprinted on this face
lessons from experience." (Jean-Paul Sartre). <
but maybe it’s better to tone down the accusatory
ardor,
> So turn it down. <
or, better yet, send all
their energy for deeds useful to everyone
Trumpists. > Yep. And decide what exactly is useful
to all spektrumists you will be. Because who
still reached such heights of wisdom and kindness
details? <
And it’s actually very easy to criticize.
> You know better, Mr. Critic. <
I could understand Unbeliever if
he personally held several parties and would take
take the courage to then criticize someone
vat.
> And I could understand you if you at least
for a moment we became Unbeliever - with everything -
its complexes and archetypes of the unconscious
body How do you know what makes
should he write such articles? Perhaps he has
I had a bad childhood with wooden toys -
mi. Or they don’t give him girls, and he comes
tries to sublimate in this way... Not
everything is so simple in this world.<
But this is not and, as I think, it will not be
in Samara. In general, Unbeliever released in
light is very non-objectiveinformation.
> Objectivity is the totality of Va-
your ideas about the world that you naively
consider it the absolute truth, my young ob-
Activist. <
Hmm, yes, all this is ugly.
> Oh yes, you are not an esthete. <
And closing this topic, I would like to advise
editors to preface any information from
correspondents or a footnote from myself that
"the information received is subject-
tive point of view and is not the truth
in last resort." In my opinion this is b-
children are more correct and correct in relation to
to the reader.
> If you, mop cher, still don’t
understood that “the ultimate truth”
does not exist in nature, then you, I apologize,
Imbecile the likes of which the world has never seen. Or are you gender-
you think that all of that is unbearably correct
from a moral point of view, the nonsense that fills
Is your stupid newspaper the truth? you
You take on too much, Mr. Po-
donk. <
And quite quickly. Unbeliever pos-
said that supposedly all sorts of parties were divorced
without measure and it is better to carry out one (grandiose)
but - official). So, my point of view is
nia is diametrically opposite. All sorts of
festivals, exhibitions, congresses, gatherings and
There should be as many parties as possible. For
only in a variety of forms does a grain exist?
but life.
> An unsubstantiated statement. <
And after some time from all this
diversity will only remain viable
forms of meetings between spektrumists.
> Yes, you are just Charles Darwin... You should also
They offered shock therapy! The scene will die
before the law of nature kicks in
selection. This is most likely. <
The second victim of my vile pen was
no Eternity Industry group and events on
DiHalt'99. I'll start, perhaps, with a hackneyed truth -
"The miser pays twice." EI ignored it
rirovali and received a pill. Believe me, I
and I myself am not delighted with the quality of the performance
this party, but what they did thereEI is not
defies any logic. From the very beginning
EI took hold of the watermelons and began to shit not
only for yourself but also to shove away scraps
under the neighbors' seats, thereby demonstrating
your level of culture and showing your non-
respect for all neighbors and organizers
this party.
> A very exciting activity. True,
smacks of bad taste, but still it’s not
as vulgar as your arrogant
vulgarity. <
Again, to vote you had to
buy forms, but EI did not consider it necessary
buy them, hoping to vote in halal
woo. But the voices of EI with the voices of friendly
groups they knew could provide them with an advantage
for any position. Could...
> The results of the party, as far as I remember, were
whether officially disavowed. So EI neither-
what they didn't lose. And those who bought the form, from-
Sorry for the jargon, it's just misleading
screwed up. <
At the same time, a very unpleasant impression
was when someone from BeerManz started pumping
rights before the commission and give it ulti-
matumas. Very unsightlyit was a spectacle.
> BeerManz made themselves look like idiots. A
what do you care? <
For me, if you don’t agree with something, then
come forward, stand facing the people and
general problem, with what and what you do not agree with
Sen and tell us your ways to solve problems.
And to pierce the throat - what happiness is there in this -
thie?
> You don't understand. <
I guess I’ll go straight to the arranging
lam DiHalt'99. Gentlemen, as I heard, everything
the results are canceled and there will be some
voting in some networks? Then I
I wonder what I paid for by voting in the first
the next time and who will return my money to me?
> Are you sick? Nobody gives you your money
will not return. <
In general, there was some kind of rat race
around the results. This is a matter of sadness -
but... The boys dug themselves with their own hands
grave because I have no doubt that no one
will no longer go exactly toDiHalt from-
due to the excessive flexibility of its organizers.
> Flexibility? Indifference is more likely. In my opinion-
Well, the guys were absolutely uninterested,
who will take what place and to what extent?
the results are valid. <
And for the future, it would be nice to
get together with several former organiza-
tors of similar parties and, having identified the problems,
find ways to solve them, i.e. make an opti-
small plan for the best party
and launch it into free flight across the country
no. I think this would be very helpful for beginners...
organizers and would not allow them to change
scurry from side to side like hares
in an open field.
> They're rushing about. It's more fun. <
My third victim will be the rabid
those who like to find fault with other people's property. Listen
you, what do you care what anyone has from their
computers. If you have something that's on
your view is the ultimate dream, then
why do you start imposing, and often
and aggressively impose your point of view
to others. > For the same reasons, obviously,
rym You teach others how to properly
make your own newspapers. <
[Skiped (stupid discussions about economic
Mike... Also, damn, Karl Marx showed up!)]
In the end there will be only eastern wisdom
growth retold in my words: You can’t
narrow your horizons by fixing your gaze
only on one subject, you need to look
to the world as a whole and then to the eyes and mind
both the visible and what was before will be revealed
hidden from our feelings. So don't cape-
put blinders on your eyes and don't let it happen
do to others.
> The new breed of moralism surprises me -
Comrade All for nonconformism, for multicolor
opinions and positions, but at the same time they chatter about
objectivity. Know if there is an absolute
true, then nonconformism has no right-
va for existence. If you are performing
those for individuality, then the words “should”,
“must”, “necessary” etc. not applicable.
Contradictio in adjecto because. <
Of course, everyone should have their own
point of view, because individual's point of view
mind is the imposition of a totality of THOUGHTS -
BODY processes depending on the degree
INTELLIGENCE, into subjective and (or)
objective reasons for life
this individual.
> Yep. Correlates of the content of Id, Ego and
Super Ego... Listen, you just spelled out
Noah is a polymath. Only here is your definition -
complete shit. The person doesn't fit into anything
what definitions, regardless of the number
the quality of the terrible words in them. <
Next on the list will be a conversation about graves.
Spectrum flatters.
> About us, or what? <
Spectrum is really slowly
It's rotting, and it's true.
> Oh, fuck. This is news... <
First of all, this is due to
human passivity i.e. not caring
relationship toSpectrum. Small quantity
people really does something useful
No, it doesn’t stand still. The main part
like a herd of cows, chews the old
chewing gum and does not want any changes.
> And for me, they are absolutely indifferent
there are changes or not. It will be, it will be so, not
will be - so to hell with them. <
And this is already scary. Following this,
the bar for the quality of programs is being lowered and
there is interest in the Spectrum. People start
demand money, which is categorically Spec-
trum is contraindicated. Because where is the money?
are, human relationships die there
nia.
> What kind of human relationships??? Not
make me laugh, dear. Maybe you still want
do you communicate between souls? What can you and I
be "human relations"? Rave. <
There is only one consolation -
Spectrum and money are incompatible.
> I would probably speak out for corporations,
who work exclusively in the name of de-
neg than for such paranoids asyou,
who absolutely believe in that nonsense,
which they carry. <
Another aspect of this topic that
It worries me. This is a general idea
modemization. Understand as soon as it happens
full connection of Spectrum to any
network - this will be the day of Spectrum's death.
A good example? Please! About Moscow and
Do you know Peter? So, now there is
networks are available, but where is Spectrum? A
Spectrum glued its fins together in these cities.
> Complex problems always have simple and
available wrong solution. In Moscow and
St. Petersburg, the standard of living of the population is much higher
higher than in the provinces. Everything is more or less for-
interested people switched to PC, remained
those who are interested in surfing the Internet. Indifferent
but on what? <
Believe me, I'm not a retrograde, but never
process of switching machine cycles
gram will not replace an ordinary human
some communication.
> Are you fed up with your “human
woe. Communication with whom? With you? Dobrode-
body gray with a talent for reading music
tions doesn’t excite mefeelings.Times-
fighting perhaps. <
An example would be the so-called
"virtual sex" This virtual sex
is ersatz and will remain ersatz for all time
always, and those who love such ersatz do not
is a mentally healthy person.
> He is a complex person
century. For most individuals, I practice -
This entertainment is a complex of inferior-
ness is drawn right on the pimply face.
Uninteresting personalities. Here at the computer-
rum and masturbation. Everything is somehow satisfying
nie.What about you? <
In my opinion, it’s much more pleasant to lie around
with a living, normal partner or partner
nershes (as you like) and no one
convince me otherwise.
> My friend, you are vulgar! Sleep with
a girl - the tenth thing. Emotion, feeling,
feeling - that's the main thing... "Lay around
with a partner..." Fi! <
In my opinion, general modemization
is worth comparing with virtual sex.Horse
Of course, having a telephone and a modem is very convenient,
but this is a double-edged sword and use
this must be done carefully so as not to destroy it
the little we have. I'll be glad
if anyone responds and sends us
to the editor your thoughts on this issue
dew.
> My thoughts? If a purchase is for you
modem is associated with masturbation...
Go to a psychoanalyst. <
Since this is the case, I also want to take a ride
according to the so-called “debriefings”. Those.
try to consider some of the nuances in
such concepts as “criticism” and “criticism”
stvo". Let me start with the fact that there is an alleged “prin-
important" editors and authors of various
articles on the topic. And these are the ones
"principled" editors and authors of art
they are smashing "unprincipled" editors with all their might
tors and authors. I would like to ask
such very “principled” comrades
(or gentlemen?) - what’s your business, who and
what does he write and review???
> That's it. Why do you care that we are
ticks, write and review? <
Yoursit's a matter of raising a cry when
EXPLICIT or IMPLIED Falsification detected
facts, open propaganda of something
illegal and prohibited in our
country.
> LCD is interesting. Scream. <
Based on the above, you can do
disappointing conclusion that either numerous
lazy editors and authors do not have deep
binoy of thinking and perception, or they are not
respect readers by releasing fake ones
essentially newspapers and magazines. Let me explain that
I understand by the expression “not real”.
> Something like Melancholy, obviously... Ah,
by the way, blame opponents for the absence
"depths of thinking" - this, although hackneyed,
but effective. As soon as you start proving -
Let's face it, you're not an idiot, you're standing on your own
similar to him. And because... Well, we don’t have
we have depth of thinking.<
From my point of view, reading a newspaper
or the magazine has the RIGHT TO RECEIVE VOLUME
ACTIVE information, and he MUST receive it
beam. > And if I DO NOT WANT to receive a "lens-
new" information? Personally, I am more attracted
attracts a witty lie than a boring one
statement of facts. Ultimately, nothing is
which doesn’t change. So at least have fun. <
On the other hand, editors MUST
First of all, monitor the authenticity
materials supplied by the authors are not
skipping a very subjective presentation
her by anyone.
> Fuck you! I haven't seen you in person, but
already owes you something. <
Subjective information MUST go
a separate section, and MUST be clearly
printed that this is someone's exact
what kind of view
> EVERYTHING is a point of view. EVERYTHING is an inter-
pretation. There is no absolute ontology
exists. Gott ist That! <
and the reader is free to join her,
or don't join. > And to other sections, the reader, obviously
but, MUST join? <
Otherwise, such “publications” will automatically
acquire the status of "yellow press" and
"tabloid", which means their
inferiority.
> Oh, dear, the word "flawed" in your
mouth is the highest praise for me. For if
ZX-Pilot is the norm... <
As I understand it, many people open their
electronic publications without even thinking about
responsibility falling on their shoulders, they
they just ignore her.
> Responsibility? In front of whom? Before
By you? Who are you? Before the Spectrumis
tami"? Too abstract. Before the reader -
mi? But judging by the mail, the same Funeral
there are no readers at all. There are BGE users. But this
somewhat different. <
The result is not a newspaper or
magazine, but a mouthpiece for throwing mud
their personal opponents and even justthird-party people who have their own point of view
nia.
> These are the functions of the ZX-Pilot, obviously? Su-
according to your articles. <
The result is a picture like this, editor or
the author gets to work and thinks - this
good, for this I will praise him in my
newspaper, but this one is bad, I’ll scold him, but
if I don’t scold you, then I’ll tell a big lie,
let him sort it out.
> Correct. Everything needs to be approached
creatively. Show imagination. <
After the editor or author lying up
he thinks with his belly - it’s good to have your own pocket -
new newspaper or magazine, very good!
> Considering what reads it (based on
number of letters) three people - in general
cool! <
Now I will try to expand the topic of conversation
thief Let's talk about what I mean
under the expression “inability to think deeply.”
TOthis expression must be supplemented with the following
concept as "inability to argue and defend
your point of view." Unfortunately, after reading
I found a lot of newspapers and magazines, a little about
examples of good presentation of material and
his analysis. These are HOBBY, ZX-FORMAT and OPCOUNTER
Of course I don't really like everything about these
publications, but the point is not in them, but in the suppressive
a large number of tasteless crafts.
> If I were you, I wouldn’t talk about
rosh taste. You are the archetype of the respectable
moralizing mediocrity. Stylistically
at least. <
In these crafts, along with almost pro-
professional presentation of languages and methods
programming, is adjacent to nothing
covert criticism. Here we are -
got to the point. For criticism is everything
embracing rejection and accusations without analysis
lysis of all the opponent’s ideas, including
by unfounded statements and reflective
purely subjective approach. Well, criticism -
These are objective objections of a person, I know -
general essence of the problem, and including
detailed analysis of the idea (or thoughts) of the opposition
nent with further development of the optimal
paths to consensus. However, he did a lot!
> Yeah. It's impossible to read. And execute -
even more so. Why the hell should I look for compromise?
Miss, for example, with you? Do what you want
tite - what does it matter to me? Ultimately
those, you as a person and your texts as reflections
I absolutely appreciate your point of view
uninteresting. I need material for the newspaper -
wives And a comprehensive analysis of your nonsense -
the activity is boring and useless. Enough
the fact that you chatter incessantly about objects
activity and truths to understand what you
what you really are. Add-
dear friend, good comrade, exemplary work -
nickname, family man and stuff like that. At the same time, not-
unbearably boring and without any flavor
idiosyncretism in actions. Unoriginal
filled almost to the point of vulgarity. Homo
Faber. Archetype, as I already said. <
And by the way, the ability to argue is also included in
composition of criticism, which the editors are unaware of
tors and authors. Everyone pours water on their own
mill and does not want to listen to op-
ponentam.
> Why??? Is this something that makes me-
yeah? Just boredom. <
Rarely does anyone honor their opponents
dialogue and dispute, and a civil disputelysed.
> Yes. We are rude, arrogant and vile types.
Where are we from you, angelic one? <
[Skipped (imbecile complacent reasoning
details about the personal life of Vel, our dear
Uncle Sam's friend and help for hard-
ware.)]
In conclusion, it remains to cite the facts about
which I mentioned above. Yes, in ZX-Pilot
number 31 was an article about how a certain wer-
ewolves stole Future Coder's picture from Ser-
gius Puzzler, sent by him to FUNTOP'98
and having distorted it, he passed it off as his own.
> Briefly from the theory of post- and neo-postmo-
turfism. The number of artistic means
th expression of reality is finite and limited
no. All possible methods have been found mod-
nom.In postmodernity there is a compilation of these me-
Todov. Basic Techniques: Reinterpretation
(this includes, for example, artistic
new installations - ordinary objects placed
born into unusual surroundings cause new
high associations), allusion (indirect reference
on another author gives a lot of meaning
consistency of the work), and, among other things,
giat (alien)excerpt in a new context
takes on a new meaning). Of course I didn't mention
purely technical methods: metatext, double-
new coding etc. - this is not the case here -
mu. In general, my dear, Werewolf can
can easily be classified as a postmodernist. Country-
but what you didn’t know. Judging by the abstruse phrases
in the first part of the text, you are a person of education
bathroom.Although a fool. <
The article also said that our
the group is waiting for explanations and apologies from
werewolves, but we waited completely
another, namely the mutant’s handwriting in a
someone's leaflet in Belarus, where he
the look supposedly answered us wittily. In ob-
This idiot and thief is right only in
alone, none of us will go to Minsk on-
clean his f*ck, although he has the opportunity
we are there. It's just a shame to waste it
money for shit like werewolves.
> Hmm... There is no greater vulgarity than ru-
the bastard of a moralist. And besides, without finding out
all stylistic subtleties, you accused
person. "And not particularly shy about
expressions i.e. showing elementary non-
respect for other people." ((C) You). <
Now about another mutant by name
goblin. This something allowed itself to
to speak in a personal way about one of us,
namely about the girl Erena Kline, for which I
I say publicly that if you are naked
ly he$, that is, horseradish oblique, not indifferent
to the pictures of ERENA KLINE, then be kind,
hate the picture, not the author.
> Not “about a girl”, but “about a girl”. It’s like
minimum. And in general, “what if this is love?..”
teenagers have this pattern of behavior -
speak unflatteringly about your subjects
lust. <
And at the moment there is no goblin for us,
there is a lap dog that yapps at everything
came into view. And so that the analogy
became clear, re-read the paragraph again
my article, which talks about criticism and
criticism and think that you have more
fits by definition.
> Vulgar. Vulgar again. Here are the countries-
but why do your maxims stink so much?
vulgarity and bad taste? <
Finally, just one thing. If wer-
ewolves and goblin are smart enoughand courage
apologize to Sergius and ERENA KLINE,
then I’ll be the first to shake their hands and apologize myself
in front of them. If they don't stop
tell people, then each of them will scream
about your own alone, because I won't get involved-
engage in senseless slop pouring
for everyone's amusement. It’s just that for me such wer-
ewolves and goblins will not exist
vat.
> Stupid. Ultimatums, conditions... Somehow
all of this doesn't give off well. Hysterical, I
I would say. Do you think Werewolves and Goblin
the phrase “you don’t exist for me” will scare you
you"? I doubt. You, dear one, don’t bother them
news to throw such hysterics. By
I decided to ignore it - ignore it,
decided to destroy - destroy. It's your business
however. I don't care. <
[Skipped (CMOS clock circuit.)]
With this I will allow myself to say goodbye to you
I hope you've worked hard on your
eyes and loaded with all this, we got
a great charge of vivacity and good mood
leniya!
> Parody ofself-irony? But self-satisfied
the truth just creeps out from under the lines. From average
statistical benevolent humor is sickening.
However, the ZX-Pilot's style must be half-
get away... <
Write more often to electronic publications
for the publication of various little things,
facilitating the setup and launch of all kinds of
bells and whistles
Best wishes!
eyes and loaded with all this, we got
a great charge of vivacity and good mood
leniya!
> A parody of self-irony? But self-satisfied
the truth just creeps out from under the lines. From average
statistical benevolent humor is sickening.
However, the ZX-Pilot's style must be half-
get away... <
Write more often to electronic publications
for the publication of various little things,
facilitating the setup and launch of all kinds of
bells and whistles
Best wishes!
> Long life to you. <
Uncle Sam.
> Jason Krueger <
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