Humor is a very serious advertisement.

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 (C) KIP SOFT


 Georgianator for sale. Latest version! The tool is used for digitalization
voice level, and translates it into a Georgian accent (very useful
but when you call your friend SysOp!). Also applied to the Georgianist
the load is destroyed. GeorgiaAON'ia serves as an anti-AON, i.e. when you
you use Georgianator, another caller ID cannot determine your number
Mer! At the moment, the Georgianator and its components are sold -
only in Moscow. Send your letters to the address: st. Gluco-
dromnaya, st. White Pillars, ward number eight.

  Anyone who calls now will receive a free white ticket, plus
certificate of buggyness and all the ensuing privileges.

  Tel. 88-88-88 call Petya from the 8th ward, or Vasya from the 6th.
If you want to see me, then come! (Preferably
have money with you!). 11 bus to Paviletsky station, yes-
Next, take any trolley going to the Belye Stolby station.
When you get to platform number 1, look carefully around you
they will always be waiting there.

  P.S. If you haven't guessed who they arePetya and Vasya, then you guessed -
you'll get to that later. I guarantee you this!

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 For sale: Glacier of African origin. No expiration date
limited. And what’s most interesting is that the glacier is not hydro-
Lisa, as well as the effects of temperature! If anyone needs it, we give it away
free! Please buy! Otherwise we will freeze and die out like di-
nosaurs!

  P.S. An ancient May tribe from the middle Sahara. Oasis for rent
first freshness. There are about 20 thousand copies in stock.
Come to Sahara, I’ll definitely give you one for free!

 P.S. BIG GLUK from SAHARA.

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 A wood scooter is for sale, along with a certificate of open
fracture, and exemption from physical education for life! Call to
travelling circus, call Grisha-Kamikaze.

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 For sale is PION, i.e. the latest development in the field of Caller ID. Voz-
Possibilities: Work on both ice batteries and lunar batteries!
Possibility of self-implementation and free connection to any
NI. By purchasing PEONIES from WASIA&PIT youyou always lose!

  P.S. Unfortunately, due to the introduction of innovations, PION cannot
use it like a regular Caller ID. (you can't call it, but
you can talk!!)

  And now P.S. for those who did not understand that Petya and Vasya are one and the same -
same face. P.S. Doctor's diagnosis: sick Vasily Nikolai Penkovich
the ZOZO number suffers from a bifurcation of glitching because during the shocker -
and his personality has disappeared somewhere. Signed: Doctor Frankenstein.

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