╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ PRINTED WITH CONTINUATION. │ ╚════════════════─────────────── ───────────────════════════════╝ (C) Fedin Pavel HUNDRED STORIES ABOUT THE CHUKCHA 76. One day the Chukchi came to the shaman and asked what winter would be like. ma - warm or cold? The shaman thought: “If I say warm, then he may not prepare firewood, but what if the winter is cold? I'd rather say it's cold." And he said. Then he felt ashamed and he went to the meteorologists. He asks: “What kind of winter will it be?” - "Ho- Lodnaya." - “Why?” - “And over there Chukchi went for firewood.” 77. Once the Chukchi wanted to get rid of his sick and rich brother He invited a Russian karateka and said: “Change shaman and kill my brother." The Russian changed his clothes, entered the tent, a fuss was heard from there. The Russian came out: the job was ready. Then Chukchi's second brother was dying and he again called the Russian to finish off the marriage. ta. And then the Chukchi thought: “This man killed my two brothers. Now we need to kill him." And he called the Japanese karateka and said to him: “Pretend to be my dying brother, and when, under the guise of a shaman, If a Russian comes in, kill him." Russian, suspecting nothing, entered the tent; a fuss and wheezing was heard. Russian came outand said: “What a brother you had! He should still live and live!” 78. Once a Chukchi married a Frenchwoman. After some time They ask me: “Well, how?” - “And what? We’ve been separated for a long time - " - "Why?" - “Yes, it turns out she’s such a dirty little thing! She every- I have to wash myself every day!" 79. Once a Chukchi was asked: “How often do you wash?” - "However, once every six months." - “So rarely? Don’t you feel dirty?” - However, I feel it for the first two months, and then the dirt just falls off - " 80. The Chukchi goes to the bathhouse, leads a heifer and carries a large boo. They ask him: “Chukchi, why do you need a heifer?” - "However, we are We always go to the bathhouse with chicks." - "Why the pipe?" - "However, the whole I'll be buzzing all night." 81. The Chukchi is sitting on a tree, chopping a branch under him. A person passes century "Chukchi, you will fall!" - “However, it’s unlikely!” Chopped, chopped and fell. He stood up and looked after the man: “A sorcerer, however!” 82. One day the Chukchi returned from hunting. His wife says to him: “What are you do you want?" - "However, I want to eat." She fed him. "What else are you do you want?" - "However, I'm thirsty." She gave him something to drink. "What else do you want- what do you want?" - "However, I want to sleep with you." We slept together. "What else are you do you want?" - "However, I want to take off my skis." 83. An agricultural conference is taking place. The Frenchman stands up: “We sow potatoes on May 15 and harvest on September 16.” Gets up Englishman: “We sow potatoes on April 15th, and harvest them on August 16th.” thick."The Chukchi stands up: “We sow potatoes on June 15, and harvest Come June 16th." They ask him: “Every other day? Why so early?” - "I really want to eat." 84. The ship is sailing. A submarine comes up to meet him. You- The Frenchman pokes his head in: “What is the course for Grenada?” - "South-south-west 38." They sail on. The second underwater surfaces boat. An Englishman sticks out: “What is the course for Grenada?” - "Zuy- d-southwest-38." They sail on. The third submarine surfaces - ka. The Chukchi pops out: “However, what is the course to Grenada?” - "South-south-west 38." - “However, don’t be a jerk, but better wave your hand!" 85. A Chukchi sits in a kayak, fishing. Suddenly a non- Soviet submarine. The Chukchi thought: “However, a spy!” Pos- pointed at the boat. A man looked out of the hatch. Chukchi: "However, du yu spik english?" - "Yes, of course!" Chukchi, sad: "But bullshit what's the point?"
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