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(c) SpaceS MDM 294-23-76
Well, now that your brains are already swollen after reading the previous
next article, you need to relax a little and do something,
which would allow you and your brain to rest. For this I will
I suggest you test yourself. So the test is called "REAL"
ARE YOU A ZX-SPECTRUM LOVER? ". For every question there is
three different answer options. You choose the one that suits you
is the most attractive and remember its letter (a, b or c). And then
at the end of the test, use the table to calculate the number of points,
collected by you, and in accordance with their amount you find out the real
Are you a Sinclairist? In my opinion, everything is very simple. So, let's go...
ARE YOU A TRUE ZX-SPECTRUM LOVER?
1) How many hours a day do you devote to your computer?
a) 1-4 hours.
b) 5-10 hours.
c) 25 hours
2) Do you like to play games on Speccy?
a) yes
b) no
c) I play, but rarely
3) Imagine this situation: you met a very beautiful
howling girl and made an appointment with her. If you are not in
the designated time, then this means the end of your relationship. And suddenly
there is an opportunity to get 20 floppy disks with the latest
Software for your computer (there will be no other such opportunity). Aa little
later a friend comes to you and offers to help him cut the box
coolest beer. In this situation you:
a) spit on the program and on your friend and run to the girl
b) send a friend with beer to the girl and start texting
floppy disks
c) you will forget about everything after drinking beer
4) If suddenly the opportunity arises to purchase an IBM calculator, then
you:
a) buy this crap
b) instead of IBM, buy AMIG
c) do not buy either IBM or AMIG, but spend this money on buying
new bells and whistles for Speccy
5) You are riding on a bus, and two guys are talking about a problem next to you.
IBM swing. Suddenly, Speccy comes into their conversation. One of the couples
she begins to drive at him, knowing practically nothing about Spectrum
Then you turn to face him and:
a) without saying anything, hit him in the face with your fist as hard as you can
b) start proving to him that he is wrong
c) ask: “Are you going out?”
6) You learn that Max Iwamoto recently sold his AMIG and re-
climbed back to Speccy. Moreover, due to family reasons, he
was forced to move from Kharkov to Minsk, where he had already created a new
group CODE MAKERS SOFTWARE INCORPORATED & COMPANY, in which
The only thing missing is an organizer :-) Well, you, a first-class coder,
musician, hacker and artist, you really want to work with MAX, but
alas, you are not much of an organizer. In this situation you:
a) buy soap and rope
b) try to become an organizer, adopting the experience of S. Sturm
c) through threats andbribe beer to force Max to accept you in
team as a coder, artist or musician
7) If you find out where a dude lives who is just rude about-
slandered you with dirt in his deme, then you:
a) come and punch him in the face
b) set fire to the newspapers in his mailbox
c) shit on his rug
8) Passing by your house, you discover the inscription “J......-
goat", where "......" are letters erased by someone. You will immediately guess
that the first word written was:
a) joystick
b) joker
7) fat
9) How many meters do you think are in a kilometer?
a) 1024
b) 1000
c) 999.5
10) And finally, perhaps the most idiotic question: Do you have
home ZX-SPECTRUM ?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Yes and no (there is, but not in working order)
Now calculate the amount of points you have scored:
┌─────────────────────┬───────── ───────────────────────────────┐
│ ANSWER OPTION │ Question numbers │
├─────────────────────┼───┬───┬─ ──┬───┬───┬───┬───┬───┬───┬────┤
│ │ 1 │ 2 │ 3 │ 4 │ 5 │ 6 │ 7 │ 8 │ 9 │ 10 │
├─────────────────────┼───┼───┼─ ──┼───GLASSES┼───┼───┼───┼───┼────┤
│ A │ 1 │ 3 │ 2 │ 1 │ 3 │ 1 │ 2 │ 2 │ 3 │ 3 │
│ B │ 2 │ 1 │ 3 │ 2 │ 2 │ 3 │ 1 │ 3 │ 2 │ 1 │
│ B │ 3 │ 2 │ 1 │ 3 │ 1 │ 2 │ 3 │ 1 │ 1 │ 2 │
└─────────────────────┴───┴───┴─ ──┴───┴───┴───┴───┴───┴───┴────┘
RESULTS:
from 29 to 30 points
You are a true Sinclairist. You can be called a computer maniacIt seems that your whole life will lose meaning if your beloved Speccy
suddenly "bends". Perhaps, thanks to people like you, our computer is still
will live for several years (or several decades).
from 20 to 28 points
You respect Speccy and are a fan, but at the same time
don’t forget about other things in life. I believe that
you are doing everything right. In a word: keep it up!
from 15 to 20 points
It seems that Speccy is not your favorite. Most likely you are
stay on it due to financial insufficiency. Everything just me
What I can wish for you now is to have a lot, a lot of money and...
drink yourself another trough
less than 15 points
Well, this is a special case. I don’t even know why you need a computer? After all,
It looks like you don't like it at all. Buy yourself a better gaming console
taste and give your Pentagon (or whatever?) to me - still not
brings pleasure.
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