Fantasy about the picture - a picture, and in the picture a guy is sitting on the toilet.

Fantasy about the picture (was instead
screensavers. Unfortunately, I don’t know the author...)

 - Listen to the joke: the picture, and in the picture
dude sitting on the toilet. Top view. Well there
legs and arms are visible. So my hands are cut
blades and blood flows. He is a suicide.
 - Seriously ?
 - Wait a minute! The funny thing is that there is a signature there:
“I still have time to take a shit”...
 -Where is it happening?
 - Yes, I’m telling you - in the toilet! You see, he
I decided to commit suicide, but how I did it all,
so he had to give a shit. So he thinks:
"I still don't give a shit..."
 - Wait, why did he decide to stop in the toilet?
finish with yourself?
 - Well, who knows. Well, like, fuck off
and he cuts his hands!
 - So this is nonsense! If he went to shit,
So why did you start cutting your hands?
 - Well, that’s the whole joke!
 - What?
 - Well, he went to take a shit...
 - Yes. Why did you cut your hands?
 - No... At first he wanted to cut his hands,
and only then did he stop giving a shit.
 - From what? Because you cut your hands?
 - No, no... Well, it’s just stuck...
 - So why couldn’t you take a shit right away?
then go cut your hands to normal
place?
 - Yes, what is normal?! He didn't collect
I don't give a shit! Understand ?! DIDN'T GO!
 - At all ?
 - At all!
 - Why did you go to the toilet?
 - Yes, the place there is secluded!
 - And he didn’t want to shit?..
 - No! I didn't want to. He wanted to cut his hands and
die!
 - Fine. It's clear... Don't be nervous. I
I want to figure it out...
 - What?! He wanted to take a shit, you know,
don't give a shit whenwas going to DIE!
 - You said that he didn’t want...
 - He wanted to shit, he WANTED!
 - I see... Don't be nervous... Just now-
It’s not clear: if he wanted to shit, then why?
started cutting your hands?
 - He had constipation, you know, CONSTIPATION!
 - Constipation?
 - Constipation!
 - You could have taken an enema. Why hands...
 - Listen... He wanted to take a shit.
 - So.
 - And there was no enema here.
 - At all ?
 - Absolutely. And he gave the Eismarch mug to his grandfather
I gave it a year ago.
 - So I would call my grandfather...
 - Grandfather died! Died. And a mug, like the most
favorite thing, buried with him in the grave.
 - Well, it was possible...
 - You can’t!!! It is forbidden!!! He had a special
constipation
 -Did you call the doctor?
 - I couldn’t! - The phone is damaged!
 - And from the neighbors?
 - They died too!
 - How ?! From what?
 - Grandfather infected!
 - Was he contagious?!
 - Terribly contagious. Infected everyone, only
I felt sorry for my grandson as my most beloved one.
 - Oh, well, yes, he gave him a mug of Eismarch -
gave...
 - That's it! And what was he supposed to do?
 - Poor thing...
 - Well! I tried everything. So I decided:
I'll kill myself to hell!"
 - Because of constipation?
 - Because of him!
 - Is he crazy or something?
 - Yes! The guy was a little stoned...
 - Drug addict?
 - Worse! He is also in a mental hospital studying
They were like crazy.
 - Yeah! And then my grandfather died...
 - Well! And this causes constant constipation.
 - From what?
 - From accounting. You see, accounting there is very simple -
ohoy led. They forgot about him.
 - It's true! Last year I...- That's later. So he still reports a little
I was angry and decided: “I’ll commit suicide in the toilet,
what if at the last moment it comes...
 - And how?
 - It's stuck! But after I finished
take it with you!
 - What a horror... So what, they didn’t save you?
 - Who?..
 - Drug addict.
 - No. He took a shit and died.
 - God, what passions you tell...

                                Werewolves