Insanity - I realized one important thing - drinking is a sin!!

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        Life needs to be filled with events... (instead of an epigraph)

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 Well guys? Do you miss the real Marazm :)? If not
then you don’t have to read anything further (download, for example:
SEXTETRIS is a very intelligent program). Well, for the rest,
who wouldn’t mind reading everything (which, I don’t know yet myself, I’ll just invent)
I wash it on the go :) - I suggest you stock up on beer and drink the first
(aka the most desired) sip... wrapped in a pancake, now how
finish? :)) In general: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-xxxxxxxxxxxx-mmmmmmmmmm!!!
 Let's go!!! (Where, Vovochka asked and immediately got hit in the eye :)).

 Having emptied yet another bottle (how many in your entire life?!)
cup of beer, I realized one important thing - drinking is a sin!! I see someone in
the answer smiled or even burst into hysterical laughter. Well then
Sometimes it's useful to show your neighbors that you're a moron :). No, I'm without
idiots!  My neighbors on all four sides avoid me as if
mad, especially after I'm in the elevator, my own
wrote in blood: “Take your soul for satan & sacrifice.” Not that
that I would especially believe in it, just breaking glass in a drunken stupor
in a telephone booth (I confess, I’m a sinner :)) I cut my hand, well
don’t let the goodness go to waste :) - that’s how the inscription appeared in the elevator, which
I try the cleaners unsuccessfullytrying to wipe it off - the blood is very tenacious
paint (especially if it is written from the heart :)). Arny now probably
cursed rudely :) who else but him has to deal with
with similar things :). No, I don't promote my lifestyle
- it's not correct. Just going back to the epigraph, I want to quickly
Let's face it, we all want our lives to be in full swing, but all
The key for us is to switch off :). Drank - hero! And if in the morning,
the whole nightmare that happened yesterday does not scare you, but on the contrary -
blows, or generally delights..... this matter can be serious
suck in. Probably everyone already knows that I was recently very honored
beat up. Damn, now I’m ready to pay to find out what for? And
why did they beat me at 2 a.m., and when I got up from the asphalt I allowed
Neil to his girlfriend at half past four in the morning? What does this mean?
I passed out for two and a half hours in the city center,
and not a single scoundrel came up and helped?!! Why should I
love this world? Where everyone is for himself and no one cares
others. People often ask me: "Are you a Satanist?" - “Yes,” I answer
"But why? Why do you see only bad things in life? After all, there are
good moments!"... Yeah, there are. There are not many of them: when you are lying in the village
when you are drinking with your loved one and when you are drinking with friends. I don't
right?! Tell me some really good moments in your life.
(I don't mean random pleasant turns, I'm talking aboutcustomary
day moments). I'm sure there aren't many of them (if any).
 Uff... got wound up and started talking nonsense. Okay, this all sounds like
sermon. Therefore I won’t. The only thing I want to say is that...
No life will lead to good - I’m going wild. If at that moment I
I was relatively sober - the guys would have been in trouble! Fury boils
la key. At least one, but I would definitely grab my teeth into the throat if
I wish I could at least aim. And the Gopniks are so disgusted
fell, beating a man who could barely stand on his feet...
that I HATE this bitch brethren - one at a time cowardly jackals,
and in a pack they attack the weak, the drunk, or (which is the lowest)
Guys walking with a girl should be killed for that.
 Conclusion from all this nonsense: I’m quitting drinking (here I’ve already sworn and
there is no turning back, if I drink, I’m shit, not a person). Well there you go
I wanted to cheer up the people, but caused a bad snowstorm. Not funny
thoughts in my head... But I have really good news
shaya
 - it seems I’m starting to work full-time in the theater again with normal
low salary and working hours. So on the network, most likely
I will appear rarely now, and work on RIP is now underway
big question - Saturday and Sunday are now working days for me
days.
 Well, I think the network won’t be much poorer without me - it’s already dead.
The only thing I can probably do (and even want) is to
put Marazm in the newspaper foreveryone. My small, but very god-
long experience and a slightly crazy position in life, if not strange
helped some people. In general, if you have problems, about
which you are not ashamed to tell, but which are difficult to deal with alone
Please write if you can and I will help (you don’t have to write your name). A
With that, I’ll stop these thoughts out loud and move on to nothing.
be pleasant... Oh! Do you want me to tell you the secret of how the Werewolf knows-
hangs out with girls? :). Damn, such a method! The main thing is standard
and it always works!

 In general, the situation is like this: Eat late in the evening (11 o’clock) on the subway
home (drunk - good / sober - harder). Opposite (near, yes-
easy - it doesn’t matter) there’s a girl sitting there who doesn’t even look at you.
"And don't!" - we’ll tell ourselves mentally. First, we decide - I like it
whether she is for you or not. If not, then calmly close your eyes and thoughts
spending the evening (night) is replaced by the desire to get home quickly
and the main thing (!) is that the stall with Hot Dogs is still open (eat at home
nothing ;)). As is already clear, the acquaintance is canceled AT YOUR WISH -
NIYU (you can mentally call the girl: a cow, a cuttlefish, or
who she looks more like - you'll really enjoy it :)
I repeat: MENTALLY :)).
 Option: you liked her. OK! In this case, we tell ourselves:
“If she gets off at the same station as me, I’ll take it!” Naturally
that this is not necessarily the metro and she doesn’t necessarily have to get out
on yourstop - the main thing is that you must know the area well,
where she comes out.  By the way, there was a case with three friends. All three
I liked them, but gradually they parted and I caught the rest
on the hook :).
 Next... She left.  Don't rush to catch up with her: there is an option
that someone might be meeting her (for us family dramas, or blanches from
kovalera - nothing). After making sure that the girl is in a hurry home - slowly -
but we catch up (having combed our hair in advance/become disheveled - in general,
behave in a manner that you think is appropriate for the given situation
situations). Next is the phrase that needs to be said while walking behind her back
a meter/one and a half, as little concern as possible (it’s late on the street, after all)
tse):

 “Girl, sorry (required!), I just can’t catch up with you.
Don't walk so fast (if you are drunk, it will be obvious from you that
this is really difficult for you. If you're sober, don't be crazy
look at her with your eyes with your tongue to one side - just smile sweetly
and depict a quick step)".

 Next comes improvisation, on which everything depends. Usually girlish
ka slows down her pace (if she speeded up and didn’t answer anything - three-
don't worry about cats, you've gone too far). Her question might be:
“What do you actually need from me?” Either way it's cute
smiling, we say: “I’ve been watching you from the very metro. You
very pretty girl. (He turns red - we don’t notice :)) I don’t think
nothing bad, I just know this area well andlate
It is not advisable for a girl to walk here alone. I don't care on the way
May I accompany you?" As you can see, everything is very banal. Your na-
the measurements are clear to her. If the answer is something like: “fuck off” or something else
rudeness - you are downe (although I continued the game once and only
at the tenth minute she took my hand and agreed to go
together).  But as a rule she shrugs her shoulders indifferently and
looks you up and down with contempt - a sure sign that
we are on the right track. Next, you need to find out her name without intrusiveness.
measuredly: “Actually, my name is NN (by the way, it’s not necessarily correct -
new!!!)", if she says her own thing - OK! If not - ask
(but that means she is still in doubt!). Offer to take your arm -
the girls are thrilled by this - a gentlemanly act. If she is from-
seems and continues to fidget - in a joking manner try-
try to find out what's wrong. There is a possibility that she is afraid of dating
on the street (for some reason a common complex). In general, lead
The way you feel in this situation seems right to you. The main thing is no
obsessive actions!!!  She herself must take your hand. Otherwise
If you get scared, it’s too late!  This requires special patience and all your
resources!  And if she makes attempts to get rid of you, she won’t
drive, it will make her panic. The best thing to do in this situation
calm phrase: “Hmm... strange!”
 I bring such situations just in case, but in generalsuch mo-
cops are rare. Girls are always willing to meet people, they are bribed
your gallant and non-intrusive manners.
 Well, if everything is OK and you are already leading her (or rather, she is leading you), then don’t worry
let's get this stupid question: "Tell me about yourself." It's better to say
say: “Actually, I’m on my way from a friend’s place now (from a concert, from work, and
etc. If you are not sober - this is immediately obvious, then you should apologize
and say that you yourself don’t know how you managed to do so
drinking, like: “Sorry, I had a little too much today... actually
I rarely drink, they probably got me drunk," etc.)" In general, less right
sew it about anything - then it will split itself. Tell us about
what an unusual person you are - you are a Hacker and break licensed software
Are you wanted by Interpol for hacking the Internet or are you just a sat-
nist and lead an unusual life ;). Lie if you have nothing nice to say, but
everything should be beautifully presented.
 If you brought her home and realized that the girl is a complete fool
(and this happens) you can take advantage of this by saying that you are
were freezing. Even the most complete people will understand what you mean. At worst you
They will warm you up in the entrance - which is also not bad. The main thing is to impress her
with your charm and if you decided to kiss right away, then don’t boast
hide behind your ears and don’t hit her head on the mailbox (so one-
my friend did it once. She grabbed him by the balls and
She held them very tightly... ;)). If she didn't leave right away, you know
do you have a cheat?chance. Try to hug her waist and pull her
to yourself. If he resists, let him go and don’t try again. She's already
understood and if she wants, she will climb herself (the main thing is not to be scared! Me
Once they grabbed me and sucked me in until I almost suffocated -
be prepared for such a turn). Don't be a log, but don't be a
Be too frank and everything will be OK. By the way, it's still good
pretend that you are an experienced guy in love relationships (even
if this is not so - after all, this is a game!) - smile mysteriously,
raise your eyebrows, in general behave freely and gallantly like Don Juan
 - the girls are thrilled by this!!!
 If you want to continue the relationship, but you are not allowed into the entrance/home
invited (fifty-fifty here, it’s not necessary once in a while), ask
How can I see her again? And here is the climax. If you
They gave me a phone number/address - OK. If you asked "Why?" - she played with
you just like you. Injured pride in this case, I...
I say calmly: “GET FUCKED!” I swear! It works!
 In general, of course, each girl has her own approach. The main thing is you
sent, do not draw far-reaching conclusions. Failed now -
try again another time, taking into account previous errors. By the way, in this
In fact, the main thing is not to remain silent like a fool, but also not to talk complete nonsense and
Don’t throw around terms - it’s a lame game and they can split you!

 In short, guys, it’s not for me to teach you how to do things for children :) it’s simple
one of the methods. I'm sure everyonehave your own. By the way this afternoon
the method has not been tested even once, but I suspect that it is even easier
Teaches all the problems.

 I hope I made you smile and think here and there.

 If you have any questions for me, write: my mail file
on Fatality bbs: "#1. 02***". Or in files: "2_WW".

                                                Good luck everyone!
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