Let's smile - For a sober lifestyle.

                                     
                                          
                                          
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(C) FREEMAN MDM (017) 257-91-84
                                          
 FOR A SOber LIFESTYLE.         
                                          
  An abandoned street, an anonymous office,
intimate setting, face-to-face conversation
with narcologist Ivan Pavlovich Pu-
Guylo.                                    
 - Ivan Pavlovich, what is alcoholism? 
 - Alcoholism is when you drink, not snack -
wai.  In other words, this is a problem that
one does not walk aside. She walks from the hundred
side to side, from side to side, across
staggers, falls and goes out of the way again
to the side. Here...                         
 - I heard that drunkenness has a detrimental effect on
passed on to the offspring...                      
 - Of course!  And how! Children are born
inferior, here's just one fresh addition -
measures One was recently treated.  Gets drunk all the time
life. He made three children. Everything is defective
new: no one drinks!                     
 - How does drunkenness affect memory?
mental abilities?                 
 - Serious question! Without a bottle immediately and
you won’t understand... Write it down: sharply reduce-
memory is gone!  Yesterday I asked someone:
"What is two times two?" He says: "Wha-
tyre". For half an hour I had to prove that
children two liters.  Or three.  Depending on
containers...                                
 - Yes, drunkenness seriously undermines health
Rove...                                  
 - How disruptive! That week alone
my patient made moonshine at home.  Happened
moonshine still explosion. The sick person is
he fell for himself and at the same time undermined his health.
This matter is no joke...                  
 - I heard, Ivan Ivanovich, you developed
his original method of treating alcoholism
ma. If possible, what is its essence?          
 - I give alcoholics a spiral from
electric kettle with whistle. When
the patient begins to buzz, in the sense of drinking, then
he immediately starts whistling. Buzzing and whistling
tit. Peculiaralarm for relatives.
The guilty patient is immediately brought to
me. Some patients are, so to speak, boiling
they fuss, are indignant, but psychotherapeutic
the effect calms them down.  What to do
drunkenness - fight! Or translated from English-
whom: don't drink, boy! Then I show
sick popular science films filmed in
film studio named after Dovzhenko's method, I read lectures
tions. Various topics: "Culture of painting
drinking alcoholic beverages in the gateways",
“Something suddenly began to get warmer,” “As is correct—
but lie in a rut,” etc.                 
 - You are probably a very happy person,
Ivan Ivanovich! People need you so much
participation, in your attractive power...   
 - Yes, there is a lot of happiness. And I don't
I reckon with time. Sometimes you lie down at night
in bed, listening. And under the door
someone is fussing. These are my patients. They are climbing to
me right at night. Through the window, through the keychain
well, through the cracks in the floor... Here, I hear-
sew?..                                  
 - What?                                 
 - Oh, again! Voice from the socket... You have
Do you have a screwdriver?.. It's a pity. Mother-in-law into the socket for-
climbed, watching... Short-circuit it or something... 
 - And the last question. Ivan Ivanovich, according to
Why do people drink anyway?                 
 - Because the more soberly you look at
life, the more you want to get drunk!..