┌---------------------------------------┐ │░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ Let's smile ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░│ └---------------------------------------┘ (C) FREEMAN MDM 257-91-84 CONNECTING THE WATER GUN To PC ZX-SPECTRUM -------- Hello dear PC users ZX-SPECTRWM ! It's time to talk about connecting professional devices, popular on many computer platforms swing, which facilitate the passage of many games and bring a lot of joy to our homes. And perhaps the most interesting and charming The main device is a WATER GUN, that's what we'll talk about today... So - WATER GUN. Remember yours childhood. Remember your neighbor's unhappy face Aunt Klava, who found on the door this morning the handle of your apartment, stretched by you condom. Or disfigured by the remains of a ku- Rina's face is always dissatisfied with something grandmother Afdotya, who again came to Va- neck to mom screaming “Yoursthe brat is again gave me all sorts of shouting from the balcony!!!" you can’t explain to this elderly mademois It’s a good thing that eggs are not “bad” at all, but useful strategically important weapon, inflicting gives the enemy a considerable psychological damage You can't explain that all her troubles are from because you didn't have a WATER GUN !!! But times change, our wonderfulness is gone childhood, but then WATER PISTOS appeared YEARS and this gift of God must be used (at least based on humane considerations) in relation to neighbors!)... In general, having carefully studied the architecture PC features ZX-SPECTRWM and purpose microprocessor signals Z-80, I use went to a stunning result: PC ZX-SPECTRUM HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE COMPATIBLE TIM WITH A WATER GUN!!! Moreover, the pain Most programs already have built-in driver that allows seamless pro- walk through challenging levels effortlessly! Imagine: You gently take the WATER PISTOL, point it at the screen then the place where the enemy moves and SPLASH, SPRAY him right in the face! The enemy believed wives - this is signaled by the absence of an image lesions, the presence of a fetid odor of burnt the enemy's socks and...however it may seem- smoke (It is even possiblefire!). Ur-r-ra!!! Now calmly put down the WATER GUN aside, change the monitor and prepare- move on to the next stage... That's it. "Where is the diagram of this miracle- new device??!!!” you shout, feverishly happily moving this text down. "But she, darling!!!" - I will answer, revealing to you long-awaited picture: ELECTRICAL DIAGRAM, NON-PRINCIPALb, EMPLOYEE FOR INFORMATION AND CONNECTION -V-O-D-I-N-O-G-O P-I-C-T-O-L-E-T-A- (C) FREEMAN'97 *** PC _______________________WATER ZX-SPECTRUM GUN *** Description of the circuit operation: The connection of the WATER GUN is made by using distribution busbar water type ShRA-4 with rated current not me- 250 A, as well as a power box type YaVZ-34-1 with Ih.ya.=450 A, Ib.s.=650 A. Also it is possible to replace the distributionshinop- line to the main line or, at worst, nets, to a trolley line with a busbar type ShTA-272 at Ih.=1750 A. Although in this In this case, you will have to recalculate the size of the corner steel taking into account the permissible stress loss according to the formula: delta U (%)=m*l, where m=0.06 %/m; l-distance from attachment point supply line to the most distant contour of the trolley line (in this case - from PC ZX-SPECTRUM to WATER PISTOL). ____ Signal MREQ* (this is a very tricky signal with no less cunning form of phase modulation using a damping strobing signal in moment the microprocessor waits for non-masked controlled interruption in HOLD_ON mode! and, of course, the computer's power supply is turned on yuter) of the microprocessor is connected to busbar assembly using electric gas welding ki. The other end of the busbar is attached to WATER PISTOL in the same way and lowered- the water tank is about 1/2 full, so as not to interfere with pressing the feed button water from the gun out. That's all, all that remains is to add that WATER control driverWITH A PISTOL extremely simple and accessible even to the user: LD DE,(28912) ;To the interrupt register RL H ;we load the data XOR B ;data from the exchange port HALT ;data. GOOD LUCK! ------------------------------------ (w) FREEMAN MDM 257-91-84 BUS (Woman's monologue) *** Grandmothers, let me in! Let me squeeze in bus! (Tries to move his knee forward ed). Take your leg off! How to where? Out. The ceiling is free! You yourself are psycho- Naya! And nowyou guys... (Wiggles, comes up with more and more new tricks to move the body forward). Well, a little more! Hey, let's go! I'm not bad! I'm trying to find a month then more freely. I know that the bus is not pre- condom! Man, dear, I stand on one but- hey! What ?! Birds can spend hours? Here comes the le- Thai with birds! Woman, come on, take it away chest - I can't breathe! Where ? Don't know. There, the driver's cabin is free. Man, what did you use to press down my shoes? Battery- torus?! Wow! Would you still kill the tank? ruzili! And you, citizen, lower the movie sting - press straight into my spine. C They don’t carry weapons in public transport. Oh, this is lo- cat? Then fatten him up so that people don't crippled... Don't teach me - I do this all the time life ride! Look, lady! Don't like it- buy a Mercedes or run like a bunny. Citizen Dana, skip to the middle. I'm a snake like a snake... Did the buttons fly off? And what do- cancer gets on the bus with buttons? B trousers? You need to keep your fly on the bolts! What ?! Close the mitten yourself! Just a little more. Now, life has become better, life has become more fun. Oh, how smart! I can't crawl around Lu- not adapted! Just a little more... Man, if you remove your belly, I will advance further. How is this not removed? Stand on Chicks, take a deep breath... What month are you in?pregnancy? You Don't poke me! What ?! Prostitute?! Yes I am I haven't been with anyone for a hundred years! The fool himself! Give move away from this idiot... Save- Bo, it’s immediately obvious that he’s an intelligent person. Can we pass each other? Like this, face to face tsu... (Smiled.). What a nice cologne womb!.. Like Siamese twins, right? Oh, something is in the way. Put the hammer away, otherwise spanking your thigh... Not a hammer? Well, another one tool. Not a tool? So what? (She lowered her hand down and immediately back. Amazed, can't say a word long pause). Oh, mommies!!! Wow ! Man, what are you allowing yourself to do?! Yes, I'm going to the police now!!! There was still not enough bus get pregnant! What will I say baby Whoa, who's the dad - city transport?! Stop it now!.. Involuntarily? In the very in fact?.. Yes, for this!.. For this... For this... (It became warmer. She lowered her hand down, gently strokes the thigh.). Dear, no apologize. Where are you from? Newcomer? I I've been choking on buses for so many years... True, worry? Repeat please. Thank you. It turns out I can still excite someone? Did you even like it? Man, where are you? new? Nowhere? And it's not far from me There is a cozy room... Maybe we can go out? (Yelling). Well, let the woman through unnecessarily false case!!! (He leaves, taking with him man...)
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