Personality - Facts from the biography of Max Otto von Stirlitz.

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 (C) Filosof
                                          
  Good afternoon dear comrades! Today at
Lprint'e you can see the heading
"Personality".  In this new section we will
publish officially confirmed
facts from biography indeed
people significant to us. Let's open this one
section we have with the most interesting information about
famous and popular hero of the Great
Patriotic War Colonel Isaev.
Quite recently, copies of strictly
secret files from the collection of a KGB agent
Ivan Akvamarinov in which they were found
documents such as personal files
CC Standartenführer Max Otto von
Stirlitz and his biography, compiled
close friends and colleagues. Unfortunately
information was stolen and published in
scientific treatise on biology "How
Koloboks are multiplying," so
the following information is its
kind of reprint.                        
                                          
 Top Secret            
                                          
 Personal file of Stirlitz Max Otto      
   Standartenführer CC (IV department of the RSHA)    
                                          
 Characteristics              
        for a member of the NSDAP from 1933         
         von Stirlitz Max Otto,         
 Standartenführer CC            
                                          
  A true Aryan. Character - Nordic,
reserved, with workmates
maintains good relationships.           
  Fulfills his duties flawlessly
debt  Merciless towards the enemies of the Reich. Excellent
athlete: Berlin tennis champion.
Xolos. Not found in connections discrediting him
was.    Awarded by the Fuhrer and
thanks to the Reichsfuehrer...            
                                          
 Max Otto von Stirlitz           
                                          
 Vsevolod Vladimirovich Vladimirov was born
in 1898, in a Menshevik family
political emigrant, friend and comrade-in-arms of Martov.
In 1917, father and son left their homes
places inZurich and followed Lenin
make a revolution, which young Seva accepted
with all my heart.  At one time he listened
course of the Faculty of Physics and Mathematics, and
quoted Ecclesiastes from memory, wrote
Othello is the most disgusting character and
considered this training sufficient for work in
Cheka under the pseudonym Maxim Maksimovich
Isaev.   In 1919, with the rank of captain
infiltrated Kolchak's press group, received
medal "For the Ice Campaign", was caught
red partisans, had no right
open up to them and was mercilessly beaten in the forest.
Those who arrived in time on an armored train rescued him.
Kappelites.  In 1921, according to legend, "member
cadet underground" crossed the Estonian
border and worked in Revel, exposing
resident of the Entente in the Russian plenipotentiary
representation.                        
  The German intelligence service identified Isaev and
imprisoned on false criminal charges
to prison, from where his Cheka colleagues rescued him.
In 1922 he stole from Vladivostok
head of counterintelligence, took him to
partisans (they didn’t beat me this time), after
what Dzerzhinsky as an encouragement
ordered Isaev to leave with the ataman
Semenov to immigrate to Shanghai.          
  In 1927, having managed to marry Sashenka
and having given birth to a son, Sanka, he left for Germany as
Max Otto von Stirlitz (born 1900)
Passport A956887, issued by the Reich MinistryForeign Affairs on May 2, 1936 in Berlin,
at Wilhelmstrasse 2).  In 1933
joined the NSDAP (party card N 72321),
thus earning party experience
much larger than that of Muller, Schelenberg and
many other Reich functionaries.         
  Worked in military intelligence: in 1937
carried out an assignment for the Abwehr in Burgos,
Spain, as a representative of the concern
Krupp, in 1940 contacted
Sorge, in the same year he and Schelenberg
Ribbentrop's mission was to steal from
Spain English Fascist Duke
Winsorsky, but Stirlitz, having forestalled the native
command, brilliantly failed the operation
(as it turned out later, for the benefit of the Reich). B
In 1942 he worked in Belgrade, in 1944 - in
Krakow.  Prevented Germany from creating nuclear power
I couldn’t find any weapons or talent
lost FAA.   In 1945 he picked
negotiations between US intelligence agencies and CC.   
  He carried out tasks of the German intelligence service as
Bolzen, chief engineer of the national
chemical plant named after Robert Ley.
On May 1, 1945, Soviet troops occupied
the city of Wannsee and drove seven bullets into Stirlitz
from PPSh.  The wounded Standartenführer was rescued
colleagues at CC and under the name Dr. Maximo
Brunn was transported to Spain.             
  There they became interested in him:                
 1.Gehler's office, calculating through
him to find the hiding Mueller and hand him over
Gruppenführer to the Americans;                
 2. Americans who counted on everything
case to keep it on hand;             
 3. Argentine government,
hoping with his help to arrange for themselves
atomic bomb;                            
 4. He was, apparently, not for nothing
needed.                                    
 Stirlitz fled from these hunters in
France, where he hoped to appear in the Soviet
consulate, but was caught on the way
a US resident in Spain, who, however,
suddenly received his sight and on his own initiative
sent Stirlitz to Argentina to calculate
Nazi underground.   Alone on the plane
party comrade pulled from Stirlitz
passport in the name of Max Bruhl, citizen
USA, but Stirlitz managed to break away
from all the tails, get to the place. On
shores overgrown with tropical forests
Parana, Indian folk healer
with a sharpened peg and spells
cured Stirlitz from the consequences of his injury,
turning him almost into a complete
disabled person  Paired with an American who has seen the light
Stirlitz tracked down Mueller, incriminated him
disloyalty to the NSDAP and after a fierce
shootout took him on a plane to
unknown direction.                  
  Further traces of Stirlitz are lost. One of ours
the employee claims that Stirlitz is still
returned to the USSR (with or without Muller -
unknown), ended up in the Lubyanka, and from there
straight to the concentration camp.  Other, not less
well-read, I remembered that many years
later Stirlitz appeared on someone
international congress in Western
Germany as a professor of philology.         
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