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Progress...
We read in the newspapers
How far has the progress been:
Previously, they just said fuck you,
And now - via SMS.
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Ya
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't swear....
Damn the bull dropped into a glass!!!
* * *
10 ways to DIE from a hangover...
1. When you wake up in the morning, jump up sharply and
shake your head.
2. Roll over your head. If
it didn't help, and some time later
you woke up on the floor, partially alive,
do somersault again.
3. Turn on the TV and find a program
"Morning exercises"
4. Smell the alcohol.
5. Offer your drinking buddy from yesterday
Nika smell the alcohol.
6. Look in the mirror. If it's not
had the desired effect, you can
in addition, smile.
7. Shave with a straight razor.
8. Swing on a swing. Yes, just
LOOK at them! In absence
swing hammock or rocking chair
will do too.
9. Take a trolleybus ride and
even better by bus (there's a lot of traffic
adds a unique aroma
gasoline).
10. Try to remember how long you
Yesterday we drank.
* * *
On the bus:
Man: Girl, are you coming out?
Girl: Getting married!
Man: Girl, are you going?
Girl: They're going crazy!
Man: Maybe you'll get out?
Girl: They're crawling out of their mother!
Man pushing her outbus:
Happy birthday, bitch.
* * *
Another joke :-)
A man comes to the doctor and sticks out
small, small dick.
The doctor looks at the penis and asks:
-Are you complaining?
Man:
- No fucking way, I’m bragging!!!!
* * *
Night.
The doorbell rings.
A sleepy man comes to the door and
asks:
- "Who's there?"
Answer from behind the door:
- "Jeanne Claudt Vann Dame."
The man answers:
- “I’ll get all four of you out now.”
* * *
Executive class. Year of manufacture?
May 1979. Mileage 22. Color - Chameleon
(native) Height 170 cm. Weight N/a. Headlights-
green. Ground clearance height - 110 cm. Airbag.
Dimensions: 90-65-95. Gentle operation,
summer Muscular front-wheel drive with
differential lock. Garage storage
niya in a warm garage. Documents are on hand.
Body - not damaged, not rusty, not rotten
(anticorrosive). Fuel type - low octane:
Baltika, Bochkarev, Golden Barrel, Nevskoe.
Multipoint injection system. Transmission
- Manual 5-speed gearbox. Roof - on
place (unattended subject to deformation)
Brakes with ABS (no handbrake). Oil
Movenpick Maple Walnuts. Ultra-modern
(titanium) crankcase protection against "Wild"
Orchids" (with a technological hole for
oil drain). Perfect condition. All
new. All options. Starts with half a turn.
No problem even in the morning and in the cold. Ready for
winter operation. Pre-sale preparation
tovka. Requiresanti-theft installation
systems. Effective control system
exhaust gases. Sold strictly on
powers of attorney or with full re-registration.
The number of previous owners is not
installed. Conditions and venue
test drive - regular on weekends in the center
cities. Mediators and flocks of comrades,
please don't disturb.
In response:
Not bad, but I think there will be a series
problems. First of all, this machine goes
for replacing pistons, and it’s not a fact that it’s standard
the size that you will try to install there -
new, there will be no play. After all, the block is
is worn out, it will be necessary to either make a gil-
call, or figure out how to thicken it yourself
pistons. Again, despite the fact that
widespread model, competent diagnostics
do the troubleshooting and troubleshooting with her own hands
it will be difficult, but competent services, a way
nykh take over the inspection, it is possible to identify any defects
important problems and diseases, study, so
to say, it’s not easy to find all the ins and outs.
And the money for this kind of service is
they ask for a lot. In addition, with such performance characteristics,
the said vehicle may
have a criminal past, she could
ride with five, or six, or even
just carry potatoes, not only overloading
not only the interior, but also the trunk. But this is when it's bad
layout During long-term use
the natural velvety material may deteriorate
paint coating that can only be used once
applied by the manufacturer. Synthetic
logicalremedies usually work
short-term, and after the second week
exploited by the new owner
will notice that what was sold to him is not quite what he was told
what he dreamed of. And finally, personal re-
recommendation. This kind of transport media
It's best to get it directly from
manufacturer, bypassing intermediaries, and
Moreover, do not consider it as an option,
These are used ear buckets with bolts. B
advantages of new cars minimum mileage
(at most, this is a short-term self-diagnosis
teak, and test start of the engine by experienced
servicemen), guaranteed to be debugged
engine, unworn piston and row
other benefits, which are better mentioned
read in specialized publications.
* * *
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Everything is very simple, practically from you
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Teacher classification
At the request of the workers :-)
The teacher is fair.
This species is quite widespread,
but usually mutates into other species.
Representatives of this type of Teachers read
lecture with expression, allow yourself
jokes and various gags. When you need to go
it is very severe, but the amount of terrorism
There are very few technical events.
Special features: complete and comprehensive
knowledge of your subject, lack of bias
that relationship. Rarely raises voice
gives quite goodsense of humor. On the exam
in addition to knowledge, values ingenuity and
creative thinking. This teacher is very
difficult to write off. Compatible with this type
A brilliant student, a diligent student and
A capable freeloader.
Lecturer.
This species is poorly distributed. Prevail
male individuals. Representatives of this
seem to be giving a lecture with expression, constantly
requires silence, often raises voice,
calling for order. Special features: deep
some knowledge of your subject, strict discipline
linear control, sets tests automatically,
if there are no gaps. On practical
classes does not allow talking, he has
very difficult to write off. May not allow
before the exam if there are 2-3 absences, or
will ask additional questions about
him. There is practically no creative work
is engaged. Compatible with this type
A brilliant student, a diligent student.
This type of Teacher delivers great
troubles for a capable freeloader.
Demanding teacher.
This species is very rare. Women's
individuals are found much more often than
men's Poses great danger
for students, as it requires ideal
knowledge of the material. Special features: require
so that they study only from notes, they know
everything, taught quotes, freely oriented
were in the material. For every pass
asks an additional question. Rejects
creative approach to the consideration of the case.
Gets along well only with a studenta genius and a diligent student.
The teacher doesn't care.
Very rare. Males
equally distributed with women. By subject,
which is taught by the Teacher who doesn’t care usually
there is a test. Special features: does not pay attention
attention to the number of omissions, or
says to work them off as a purchase
books, etc., knows his subject
good level, usually not noted at
lectures. The Teacher doesn't care, it's very easy
write off. Compatible with all types
students.
Equalizer teacher.
The species is quite common. Usually
teaches special subjects. Different
good knowledge of your subject, requires
visits, usually notes at lectures.
There is practically no chance of cheating on an exam.
meaning, since it is very difficult and practical
will have little effect on the assessment. Special
signs: gives almost everyone a pass on the exam
same ratings. This type of teacher
compatible with almost all types of students,
however, it causes a lot of problems for the Student
a genius and a diligent student.
The teacher is principled.
A very rare species. Features good
knowledge of your subject. Cheat on the exam
not very difficult. Special features: always
sticks to the plan, asks everyone
material. Big problems arise
practical exercises. Always does prin-
tsipi where they should not be. Often
raises his voice, comes up with something of his own.
He digs into every little detail. Having offended
This teacher makes it very difficult to pass the exam.The only way to pass the exam?
establish yourself as a good student
ta. Compatible with the Student genius,
diligent student. Gets along very poorly
with the impudent Student.
The teacher is creative.
Quite a common type. Usually
these are graduate students who conduct practical
classes. Females are more common.
Very responsive, kind, open. Special
signs: deep knowledge of your subject,
Sometimes he is late for classes. constant
smile at the sight of a capable Freeloader. Not
is offended if the Freeloader is capable of countering
the opposite sex calls the Teacher creative
invites anyone by name to a cafe, or once
talks about abstract topics during non-work hours
time. It’s quite easy to cheat on an exam
Gets along well with a capable Freeloader,
A brilliant student, a diligent student
and an ordinary Freeloader. Doesn't like Bison
complete and ordinary don't care.
The teacher is funny.
This species originated as a result of mutation
Creative teacher. Male predominant
individuals. Very kind, but hidden, capable
bully a student. Special features:
deep knowledge of your subject, laughs,
when he makes fun of someone. This teacher
is more difficult because
you can expect everything from him. In advance
you never know what you'll get
exam. Almost everyone loves this teacher
students, although some of his jokes
annoying. Very often for an exam
comes drunkcondition, where
shows his abilities. Usually puts
"satisfactory" to everyone who wanted it
even They get along well with this species
A brilliant student, a diligent student,
A capable freeloader.
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Classification of students
The student is brilliant.
Males are found at approximately 3-4
times less often than women. We must take into account
that the species is almost extinct and only occasionally
new and new individuals due to dispersal from
schools are joining its ranks. Kind enough
good, but usually popular in the group
doesn't receive. Main feature: knows everything.
Records all lectures, prepares for
every seminar. Has a very large
mental potential, in honor of this and
called a genius. For practical classes
comes with additional literature,
however, he himself very rarely begins to speak.
This indicates poor creative development
and lack of other interest other than studying.
The rest of the students treat them very well
good, because this type very often helps
tells them to write off assignments. Student Ge-
nial practically has no idea how
you can exist without notes and literature
tours, but the idea that the lecture can be omitted
write, much less even take a walk
comes to mind of this species. At the bottom
groups at 3am with a bunch of drunks
students fall asleep incomprehensible
figures, the genius student manages
talk about something scientific. Receives
almost everythingautomatic exams. This view
may be seriously injured mentally,
if you get a "good" on the exam, although
This happens extremely rarely.
The student is diligent.
Males are found 2 times less often,
than women's. This species is approximately
50% of the total number of participants. This
widespread distribution may be due to
only due to the student's good manners
with other species and quite high intelligence
natural abilities. Main feature:
attend all lectures and practices, prepare
moderately and does not strain much, but does
everything that is asked. Understands the main points
material without prior memorization.
This species often degenerates into Freeloader
capable. Usually well developed creatively,
however not enough for Freeloader level
capable. Attends most extracurricular
important events, but behaves at them
constrained. Passes the exam "good" or
"excellent."
The bison is moderate.
Males are extremely rare.
The temperate bison is a descendant of Student
diligent. As a result of evolution, the bison
moderate has lower mental intelligence
ability, but tries to make up for it
this shortcoming by intensive study of mathematics
rial. This species most often lives in countries
in a place called a hostel, however
There are also moderate urban bison.
Main sign: after classes he goes to
dorm where he constantly teaches. Enjoys
only basic literature, so that there is lesslearn. There is practically no respect in the group
has, because it doesn’t allow it to be written off, he says,
that he knows nothing. With other types
it's difficult to get along because he hates
The student is brilliant and tries completely
him to survive. Other species are also not active
communicate with the moderate Bison. On exams
usually gets "excellent" or "good".
However, preparing for the exam can be
This is a rather difficult stage.
The bison is complete.
Males are extremely rare.
This species is a mutant from the Bison
moderate. Has low mental
abilities, tries to make up for this
lack of intensive study of literature,
which comes with great complications. Lives
in a hostel, very rarely in an urban area.
Main symptom: very poor orientation
in the lecture material without preamble
a lot of studying it and stupid memorization,
prepares for almost all classes.
Gets along normally only with moderate bison
nom. Other types belong to it
critical. The Bison himself is full of envy
refers to the student as a genius and not
comes into contact with Freeloaders
and Don't care. I didn’t get any respect in the group
et. Creative teachers also don’t like
this view. Doesn't miss classes, writes everything
lectures, but usually passes exams
to "good" or "satisfactory".
The student is impudent.
The impudent student is a predatory species,
however, he gets along easily in a team.
Usually attacks teachers. Has averagemental potential, but believes that his
not worth spending on items. Has a sign
stva at the institute, or is studying for a commercial
chesical basis. If necessary Student
the impudent one runs to the Dean and asks
proceedings, although this can be extremely
rarely. Attends lectures inconsistently, but
happens in most of them. Main
sign: almost always sure that he is right,
and even if he is wrong, then out of principle
remains in position. At lectures and practical
Tikah usually behaves calmly. On
exams gets "satisfactory"
"good" or "excellent", depending on
kind of teacher. Has problems only with
A principled teacher.
Common sucker.
Males are very rare.
Attends all lectures and practices. Has
average mental abilities. Main
sign: wets a strange object under
called a cloth, washes the floor after
classes. Each teacher has his own
opinion about these students. Get along well
with all the teachers, however, the Creative Teacher
cue and teacher prankster can deliver
serious problems in the form of jokes and tasks.
The common toady usually sits in the first
rows at lectures and practices. Pretends
that has its own opinion on every issue.
They like to talk about every issue,
enter into discussions with teachers and students
there are other types. Pretends that this
the subject is the most important for him and even in
In his free time he spends his time exclusivelybut to them. It is difficult to get along in a team.
The Bisons and Freeloaders don’t like him, they mock him
Don't care and students are impudent. Getting along
usually with Student genius and Student
diligent. During lectures, this species loves to ask questions.
ask questions on almost every topic.
Preparation for the exam is relatively
but calm. On the exam he usually gets
"good" or "excellent".
A capable freeloader.
This species is very poorly distributed. Male
individuals are found 2-3 times more often than
women's Characterized by high mental
abilities. Very highly developed
creatively. Main sign: skips
almost all lectures and most practices,
however, those who were present
receives “satisfactory”, “good” or
"excellent." Almost in a normal way
doesn't study. Typically has a home
computer, engaged in music, design,
earns money. This view is very
popular among the team. He is loved
almost everyone except Bison. Great
communicates with everyone, I use my
intelligence, charm and creativity
thinking. Raises its authority by
that prints reports, abstracts,
finds coursework, prints for teachers,
organizes competitions, concerts, helps
dean's office They almost love a capable freeloader
all teachers. From most coursework
he is released, gets automatic
several exams. Other exams
passes as "satisfactory", "good" or
excellent,however, he rarely receives a scholarship.
An ordinary freeloader.
This species is quite widespread.
Has average mental abilities.
Poorly developed creatively. Main feature:
missed almost all lectures and most
practitioner, has debts from last session
these. He usually lives in a dorm. Normal
communicates with the team. Before the session
gets very drunk. However, either pays for
exams, or passes them from the second, third
his times.
An ordinary indifference.
Males are more common than
women's Has low mental capacity
tee. Very poorly developed creatively. Main
sign: almost all lectures and practicals were missed
tical classes, there are debts with
last session. Very often goes to
academic leave. At the institute I completed my studies
rarely occurs.
* * *
About Pokemon
Pokemon Neprisha
Nobody fucking needs Pokemon Neprisha.
That is, no one at all.
If he sits down somewhere, they tell him:
?the fuck are you sitting here??; if he lies down,
they say: “The hell are you lying down here?”; what if
he will hide from everyone, they tell him:
?The bully is hiding? Get the fuck out of here?
Sometimes a Pokemon is so big that it doesn't get recognized
will put on corduroy pants and grease
boots, and he’ll bring an accordion to the wedding.
Then the two guests must be quiet
will agree: “And give the accordionist some pussy.”
let's give it!? And they will.
Pokemon Pea
Pokemon Pea will always come quietly and in
sits in the corner, husks seeds on the floor.Then he squints and says: “Here I am listening.”
I'm listening to you. Why are you all like this?
smart?? Everyone will be confused and let him get confused
say, I am such and such, and that one over there
better. ?No, ? says Pokemon Pea, ?
you're all gathered here assholes and rednecks
one wiser than the other?.
Everyone will look at each other: indeed,
asshole on asshole. They turn red and disperse
quietly go home.
And the Pokemon Pea has all the stubs off the plates
will collect a plastic bag from all the glasses
pours into a liter jar, spits on the floor
and also goes home, what the hell else is there to do.
Pokemon Raspizdun
Pokemon Raspizdun jokes all the time.
They will ask him what time it is, and he will answer: ?
How did you screw up for five minutes?; they will ask how
business, he says: “They’re in full swing?” He also
says: “I am the master of my word: I want
I'll give it to you, I want it back?
Everyone loves him very much and comes to him
repent.
Pokemon Nivpisdyuk
Pokemon Nivpizdyuk can't do anything: neither
sit, lie, walk, talk,
neither be silent nor stink? nothing at all.
Other Pokemon can do at least something:
one can hang on a thread,
another, if you shock him, sparks will come out of him
are flying in, the third cockroaches are funny
afraid, but this is of no use at all.
Rubbish, not Pokemon.
* * *
Anecdote :-)
The father puts his son to bed, and his son
asks:
- Dad, is there a UFO?
- No, son, this is fantastic.
That one again:
- Dad, is there a snowman?
- No son, this isfantasy, sleep.
That one again:
- Dad, are there any blue ones?
- Yes, son, this is fantastic!
* * *
vital....
Eh-ma, I’ll run away
Yes, to the wall, and with horns,
They buried me
Small pieces.
Or go and shoot yourself,
Or hang himself in the morning.
And no one will remember me
Even a mouse won't get mad.
I’m sitting here, spitting from the window
Right at passers-by
Nobody cares
That I'm not good.
Can I ask my neighbor?
Why would he kill me?
It's sickening, brothers, it's sickening to live
Either drunk or sober.
* * *
Phrase of the day...1
Rather than beg and humiliate yourself, it’s better to steal and
be silent!!!
* * *
COMPARATIVE HUMAN ANATOMY
Anatomy is the science of what a person has
inside and what's outside. First
Question of anatomy - how are children born?
According to the anatomy textbook, children are found
in cabbage. And my dad is found in
cabbage every day. Face in a plate.
Primitive people to learn anatomy
a man was thrown off a cliff. If
the person remained alive, which means he was doing well
shaya anatomy. And my dad jumped on a bet
from the window and fell on the anatomy of another person
ka. Now my dad has bad anatomy.
And that person’s anatomy now is generally
no. The main content of anatomy is
skeleton For example, the sprat skeleton consists of
head, spine and tail. And the skeleton
my dad consists of a head, a spine
and a cigarette, which he never gave up
becomes. ANDso it looks like a skeleton.
What is the spine for? Spine
necessary so that the head does not fall in
got into my pants. The head is very useful, because
what they eat with it. The head is made up of brains and
throat. The throat is needed in order not to
burn your butt when you drink it hot
tea. In addition, the throat contains holosis
ty ligaments. And in my dad’s throat also
Zhiguli beer.
The human brain is made up of convolutions. Some
of which are made of zigzags. And my dad in general
no brains. He has a cerebellum. His mother says so
and the covenant - the cerebellum with the marigold.
Between the brain and throat are the teeth.
Teeth are very useful. Therefore you need ctpemutb-
to ensure that there are more and more of them
more. He who has no teeth eats with his hands.
In order for teeth to be well preserved, they must be
pull it out in time. And my dad, in order to save
floss your teeth, put them in a glass overnight
with water. They grow on a person's hands
fingers. There are one on each hand
several pieces. These are fingers like:
little finger, index finger, exclamation finger and
picking. Longest finger? average. And my dad has an index finger.
Because he works as a boss.
Below most people's bottom
hanging limbs that end
slippers. There are usually no more than two. Slipper
ki are needed in order to move.
The movement can be rotational, rocking,
tumbling and kicking. Kagging
movement occurs in horses and karatekas. Arocking - my dad's. After payday.
Hair grows on a person's head. And on
my dad's head is growing bald, on
which he combs his hair. Which dis-
here from the ears. Human ears grow from the side. A
eyes grow between them. In a person’s eye
there is an apple. And in my dad's eye
there is a cucumber. Or cucumber pickle.
After his payday he doesn't see anything else.
In addition to eyes, some people have
heart and stomach. But my dad doesn't have
hearts because he hits me
the back of the stomach. If you leave
stomach to the right, you will see the liver. B
There are stones in human livers. And in the liver
My mom is sitting next to my dad. Behind
my dad is in the back of his head. What about me?
slap on the head To keep the back of the head clean, it
needs to be washed. My dad washes himself from the tap. A
I wash myself from under the stick. And finally, to
the spine, stomach, brains and livers are not
fell out, the human body usually
covered in skin, and my dad's body is usually
covered with newspaper. From all this
consists of human anatomy and anatomy
my dad.
* * *
About heroes...
They told her that if she didn't tell
where is the code, they will throw it in the basement and
starve until he dies.
But she was silent.
They offered her gold, a new passport and
the life of her relatives.
She didn't say a word.
They pushed needles under her nails.
She laughed.
They burned a star on her chest and chopped offfingers.
She laughed at them.
Then she was shot.
And even standing in front of machine gun barrels, she
laughed in the face of death.
Do you think she's brave?
She's crazy!!!
* * *
Have you ever wondered why:
An American is a man, but an American?
a type of billiards
The Swede is a person, and the Swede is part of the foot
A Canadian is a man, and Canadians are skates
A Pole is a person, and a Pole is a dance
A Vietnamese is a man, and Vietnamese women are flip-flops
A Moldovan is a person, and a Moldovan is a street
A Panamanian is a person, and a Panama hat is a cap
Russian is a man, and Russian is vodka
* * *
Fact...
Blonde, she's like a test tube:
It's blunt on one side and a hole on the other.
* * *
10 rules for a happy person
1. A person is born tired and lives
to rest.
2. Love your bed as you love yourself.
3. Rest during the day so that at night you can
sleep.
4. If you see someone relaxing?
help him.
5. Work is exhausting.
6. Postpone today’s work until later.
tomorrow and you will have two days off
7. If some work creates for you
difficulties, let someone else do it.
8. Excessive rest has never brought anyone down
grave.
9. If you have a desire to work
- wait, it should pass.
10. Rest is joy, laziness is happiness.
* * *
Anecdote :0)
-Hello.
-Is this phone sex?
-You got to the wrong place.
-Ah-ok, okay,continue!
* * *
Phrase of the day...2
All people are like people. I alone am the king.
Phrase of the day...3
There is only one life - fuck it brightly!!!
* * *
Vital...
- And I have a postcard with two
dogs! - said the girl.
- And I have three cats!
- said the boy.
And then their parents left and they were able
have sex without stupid bazaars.
* * *
Anecdote :-)
On the bus:
- Excuse me for God's sake, please tell me
for a ticket.
-Are you fucking intelligent?
- No, what are you, the same CANNOT like you?
* * *
About the hamster...
No wonder the guys are in the yard
They don’t like Petka the Fool,
He was in January before last
Found a hamster at a construction site
The animal stuck out from the cold,
Curled up into a little ball
Frozen crusty black feces
Covered his hamster side
The boy put it in his hat
Half-dead hamster
I brought it home and poured it for him
A little milk in a saucer
The hamster didn’t even raise an eyebrow,
I couldn’t crawl to the plate,
After all, he spent in the cold
No less than five days
And the hamster's cold nose
I touched Petya, barely breathing
“Fuck, he’s completely frozen.”
The boy thought slowly
He remembered the school canteen:
To defrost ground beef
They put it in the microwave...
Our Petya did the same
He slammed the door, pressed the button,
The hamster moved
He opened his eyes, raised his head,
Then a click was heard...
Petya’s heart just sank,Then it's like crazy inside...!
The boy goes to the stove, and on the door...
Anyone who has seen "The Fly" will understand...
Mom kicked ass cool,
The father shouted "Sadist! I'll kill!!"
Only the hamster at that moment
Everything was already fucked...
* * *
Anecdote....
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest and
he sees a wolf hiding under a bush. She
comes up and asks him:
- Why do you have such big ears???
The wolf jumped up and ran away...
Little Red Riding Hood moves on. Sees the Wolf
under the tree. She asks him again:
- Why do you have such big eyes???
The wolf jumped up and ran away...
Little Red Riding Hood goes further... she has reached
the edges are narrower. He sees a wolf near a log
hid. He comes up and asks:
- Why do you have such big TEETH????
To which the Wolf answers her:
- YOUR MOTHER, WILL YOU LET ME SHIT OR NOT??
* * *
Fun :-)
The weather forecast is shown on television...
Very beautiful presenter with a languid voice
says:
- In Norilsk minus 20,
- In Salekhard minus 25,
- In Moscow minus 5,
- In Tula plus 2...
At the twentieth minute the presenter sighs
says:
- Lord, what a bore! Do you want
- I’ll show you my pussy?!
* * *
Terminator...
Skyscrapers, skyscrapers, walls, elevators, floors
I'll tell you guys about the rise of the machines
Chu? flashed with blue light, the wind blew
from the river Terminator, terminator! ? whispered
men hovered near a bar on the highwaysurrounded by a crowd of people Stainless steel?
Stainless steel! ? our hero answers And then
He said this easily, casually and quietly:
I need your clothes.
The guy gave it? and who wouldn't give it?
Suddenly from the darkness of the block? liquid robot
Metal bullets hail, that's it, it's over!
But we know: the bullet? stupid, terminator?
Well done to our hero with a black eye.
grabbed the enemy into a fist That one? through your fingers.
What an infection! Is it immediately visible? A bit runny.
May, sister, from the medical battalion:
?Let me bandage you?
He smiled: “No need, I’ll live until the wedding?”
And the terminator rose, and bang, smoke,
bubuh, That's it, kaput.
Did the city think? the exercises are underway.
Is all of America guessing? what to reward the hero with?
Maybe send him to a resort or an order
weld?
No guys, I'm not proud, I'm not like that
man
So I’ll say: why do I need an order? I still
ailbiback.
Sleep well, Sarah Connor, will keep yours
peaceful sleep
Terminator, the humble robot with
human face.
* * *
Mom reads her daughter a bedtime story about a cat
and the dog who went to the river
fish:
- So he and the cat took a fishing rod and went to
river...
The girl asks:
- Mom, what is a “casualty”?
* * *
The end.
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