Well, let's go!
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If an adult mouse...
If you take an adult mouse and carefully hold it
Stuff needles into it and you will get a hedgehog.
If this hedgehog, plug your nose so that you can’t breathe
Where deeper, throw it into the river you will get
ruff.
If this ruff, holding his head in a vice,
Pull the tail harder, you will get snake
If it's a snake, having prepared two knives...
However, he will probably die, But the idea is good!
* * *
And the dawns here are quiet...
The bear was ugly, clubfooted and dirty.
nym animals. However, he was never kinder
no one in the whole forest. But the animals noticed
only his appearance, which makes the Bear creepy
was offended, caught them and severely beat them,
mi. That's why the animals didn't like him. Although he
was very kind. And cheerful. He loved
funny jokes. For these jokes the animals slaughtered him
They hated him terribly and beat him. Yes, it's difficult
to be kind and cheerful in the world.
The wolf was also ugly and dirty.
And he was also very angry and cruel.
But the animals did not hate him
and they didn’t beat me. Because the Wolf died while still wounded
him childhood. Because the Bear was born
before the Wolf. Yes, it's good when it's good
Evil wins.
The hare was also angry and cruel. And dirty.
And he was also cowardly. Nasty Hare Niko
mu never did. Because I was afraid. But
they still beat him hard. Because Evil
should always be punished.
And WoodpeckerHe was also angry and cruel. He doesn't
he beat animals because he had no hands.
Therefore, he took out his anger on the tree.
yah. They didn't beat him. Because they couldn't
to nudge. One day he was crushed to death
fallen tree. It was rumored that it was
stylus After this, the animals spent a whole month
they were afraid to urinate on the trees. They urinated
to the Hare. The hare caught a cold and died. Everyone
it was clear that Woodpecker was to blame for everything.
But they didn’t touch him. Because we couldn't
pick it out from under a fallen tree. Yes, Evil
sometimes goes unpunished.
The mole was small and blind. He wasn't
angry. He was just good at his job. This
he ate a tree, which fell on a woodpecker.
No one found out about this, and therefore it was not
beat up. He was rarely beaten at all. More often they scared
But it was very difficult to scare him, because
that he was blind and did not see what was frightening him
ut. When you couldn't scare the Mole,
the animals were very upset. And they beat the Bear.
Because they were very upset. One day
The Bear also wanted to scare the Mole. But
The mole was not afraid. Because the Bear is his
killed. Accidentally. The Bear was just very
clumsy. And the animals beat him very badly
Even despite what the Bear said,
that he was joking. It's bad when your jokes are no one
doesn't understand.
The fox was very cunning. she could easily
outwit anyone. When she succeeds
elk, then they didn’t beat her. But sometimes she was unlucky
And they beat her. They beat us all over the forest. And she's no longer
could anyoneoutwit. Because
it's very difficult to trick someone when
they beat you. One day she was beaten to death.
Yes, the truth will always come out.
The boar was big, strong and scary. His
everyone was very afraid. And that's why they only beat him
to all the forest. Or they just threw it at him
stones. The boar didn't like this very much. And
One night he hid all the stones in the forest.
For this he was beaten very badly. More
The boar never hid stones. Truly
they say - it's time to collect stones and it's time for them
never touch.
The goat was neither evil nor good. He was
just Goat. He was often an asshole. And his fight-
they tried to beat. And with his goatishness he pleases everyone
Tal. And he was beaten to death. Because
otherwise he would have died of old age. Someday
When the Goat died, the Bear cried a lot.
Because he secretly loved the Goat.
Yes, love is evil, you will love the Goat too.
The hedgehog was small and prickly. He was injecting himself.
He wasn't evil, he was injecting himself according to his npupo-
de. Because of this, they only hit him in the stomach.
The hedgehog did not like this and began to shave his head.
And then they started beating him like everyone else. Yes, very much
It's hard to be different from everyone else.
The Skunk was almost like the Hare. But only
very smelly. He smelled bad. They beat him
only in a plastic bag. Then
the smell wasn't that strong. One day at
It was Skunk's birthday. He invited
all the animals, because he was greedy and
loved gifts. And the animals gave him a new one
plastic bag. And they beat me hard
loss of consciousness. ANDSkunk suffocated in a pack
those That's how they buried him. In a bag. B Very
Far Forest. Because a dead skunk
The smell was even stronger. Then the residents came
Very Far Forest and everyone was severely beaten.
They didn't like the smell of dead Skunk.
Yes, you need to live in peace with your neighbors.
The hamster was also very greedy. And rich.
If he shared his wealth, he
They wouldn't hit me so hard. But he was very
greedy. For this he was beaten severely. And that's all for him
I had to share anyway. And he's bitter
cried. Yes, the rich cry too.
The lion was the king of beasts. He ruled the forest.
Kings are not supposed to be beaten. This is the law. But
The animals have long since forgotten about the law. The animals beat and
lion No way.
Because that’s just the way it is here.
Moral: And the dawns here are quiet...
* * *
Kolobok
The bun rolled into the field,
Farting from the heart.
From grandma, from grandpa
He left within an hour.
I'm happy with myself, the goat,
Not noticing anyone
He found himself trapped
The one where the wolf bet on the hare.
Well, there's shit up to your neck,
Dead mice and hares,
Snakes, blacks and frogs,
hippos and bears.
A piece of dough has turned pale
And I thought: “It would be better to eat
On the very first day with jam,
Why die in such shit."
started to think and wonder
How can he get out of there?
How to fool everyone cooler
To get into the sunshine.
But thoughts didn’t get into my head,
The ruddy one stinks of shit,
Started to smell rotten, bitch
It’s not good to dynamite people.
* * *
PETS----------------
DOGS
Disgusting, foul-smelling, clattering
the claws of the creature. When you come home, it's great
my carcass with its gaping mouth rushes
on you, comfortably places his paws on you
breasts and tries to slobber on you pink
rough tongue. Strange dogs are loud
they bark under the windows, their own strives to answer them -
exactly in those hours when your pre-dawn
sleep is the sweetest and most sound. Little sha
Vki are especially dirty - their bark is shrill
howling, with howls and breaking into a howl; if
big ones bark sedately, with an irritating
dignity, then dwarfs, finely mincing then-
with little legs, they run around you in a circle,
they try to grab the heel - it’s easy to get higher
they can’t get it - and they look more like rats
which in itself is disgusting.
CATS
Hypocritical, yellow-eyed, lustful, soul
ready to sell to sycophants for a piece of sausage.
They always get underfoot, especially when
you, getting up in the dark, sending curses
world order in which you have to
go to work, sneak into the kitchen,
without turning on the light, so as not to wake up the
family They shout annoyingly under the windows in the spring,
as, indeed, at any other time of the year.
So dexterous and flexible that it becomes
ashamed of your clumsiness. They climb with wool
always, mainly for new trousers.
They love to play with forgotten rattles on the floor
kami from two to three o'clock in the morning. They eat
again, at night, from the kitchen table,
if they find something. If they don't find it, that's itThey still walk around the table.
CANARY
A flying little thing that strives at the slightest disturbance
opportunity to fly out of the cage. Cheerful
noisy chirping combined with painful
the colors are especially disgusting in the morning
on weekdays, and on holidays - all the time.
Vociferous trills successfully imitate para-
loud noises in the water supply. They love bo-
fly and sit ruffled. With complete non-
In the knowledge of canary medicine, the same
desire to strangle so as not to suffer. Stupidly
flirtatious, that in the complete absence of brain-
gov could be attractive if
not the expression “but what a voice!”, not
disappearing from the fact that the canary can
call it a face.
TURTLES
Dumb, slow, slow-witted bastards with expressions
the application of universal wisdom to wrinkled
muzzles. At one glance at their burdened
new movement becomes nauseating, and the appearance
I doubt whether it’s worth it to rush so much
live and hurry to feel. At the same time, the self-
The contentment of these jellyfish in the shell is such,
that they even manage to look down on
with his growth. Understand once and for all
that nothing will happen to the turtle if it happens...
but it is impossible to step on it. Not us-
It’s also impossible to be dumb about this, because
they have a bad habit of crawling out onto
the middle of the room. Another bad habit is
crawl under the sofa and stay there.
After a few days of the pet's disappearance
a hysterical atmosphere reigns firmly in the house
an atmosphere in which everyone is confident involume,
what is the whole family's favorite dish except him
itself - turtle soup.
RODENTS
Hamsters, rats, mice, guinea pigs.
They chew everything they can and cannot. Have
the eyes of alcoholics are empty and uncomplicated
dull, glistening. Vital worker-
weakness is characterized by loud brittleness, non-
the decency of bare tails, if that
which are available, with hysterical flickering
paws, mockingly reminiscent of the hands of a human
trap, convulsive twitching of the nose and
expression of complete idiocy on the projectile
shaped faces. Like turtles, they have stupidity
new habit of getting lost at the most inopportune
moment and in the most inappropriate places.
They shit everywhere.
MONKEYS
The worst of all domestic animals. Than
closer to the original, the more disgusting the
piya. They are terribly similar to people, while
sniffy and loving, like dogs, humiliatingly
dexterous, like cats, freedom-loving and especially
when excited, irritatingly cheerful, like canaries
ki, vanishingly elusive, like turtles,
terically fast, like mice. In general, they are not
in vain the inquisitors hated and welcomed
witches. Vile creatures.
...god, how angry I am!
Lullaby :-)
The dead fox sleeps,
The strangled bird sleeps,
Headless hamster
Look how limp it is.
Drowning in the foul mud,
Mice sleep in the aquarium.
And on the dry floor
The fish sleep in a group in the corner.
Embryos sleep in a test tube,
The pharaohs are sleeping in the museum,
And in a cozy mausoleum
Lenin sleeps, blissfully blissfully.
WatchmanPete with a knife in his back,
Firemen sleep on fire
And, crushed by a log,
The builder is fast asleep.
Having made a mistake only once,
The sappers are sleeping at this hour.
Without taking a parachute with you,
A paratrooper sleeps on the rocks.
Forgetting to turn off the gas, neighbors,
They sleep on the parquet floor.
Flies sleep in the web...
Sleep, otherwise I'll hit you with a pillow.
* * *
I drill through the darkness with my eyes closed,
The same dream in my brain:
Girl with hairy legs
Runs towards me along the wet sand.
And I grab the fragile creature
And with trepidation I throw it onto the sand,
And gently, holding my breath,
I pluck every hair...
* * *
Lyrics.....
Without the bright light of a lonely star,
I'm dying in the darkness waiting for you,
I dreamed of your light, but it was cruel
Get into my dreams, taking my soul by the edges.
I'm waiting and don't know what to expect,
only the echo of an echo will strike a step,
I'm so alone under the pale dawn
When you are not there, everything in life is wrong.....
Lyrica-2
I mutilated my fingers with roses,
I didn’t feel sorry for myself with thorns for half an hour,
To collect at least twenty drops
And write how much I love you.
But this blood was not enough.
A thin postcard, not sparing yourself,
I cut the strings of the body
After all, I need to write how much I love you.
Don't worry, everything is okay with me.
I'm a strong guy, I can survive anything.
I'm just banging my head against the wall
And I tear the soul into pieces in the body.
Sorry, I didn’t mess up the postcard too much,
Now I'm covered in green and blood,
But I beg yougive me another try
Say something about my love.
I’m not Butusov or an artist.
I can't find the right words in my life.
After all, you can’t smear feelings on paper
And love cannot be expressed in letters.
I'll look into your eyes again
I don’t have the strength to say the main thing.
It's so cool to be around you,
It's like smoking weed.
I will not touch your lips in this life,
Then at least I'll give you roses.
I don’t hope for reciprocity, I’m just drying up.
Just remember - I love you.
Lyrica-3
The last candle is burning
And sings quietly with her
My sadness, my dream
And my life is almost empty.
And the drops fly into the saucer,
And they settle in a warm puddle,
It's so sad for me to live - although
It could be worse for some...
And this someone is just like me
Hides your face from the light
Silent fear melts in my soul
But, alas, he doesn’t know me...
* * *
Math problem
Innocent ninth grader Anya squeezes
legs with a force of 8 newtons (N). Famous
school ladies' man Tolyan tries to spread
her knees with the palm of her hand, applying a force of 3 n.
Using passionate words like "don't be afraid"
no one will know> and , he ensures that compression
weakens by another 1 n. In addition, Tolyan
it is known that a long kiss is passionate
reduces the resistance of girls' legs by
0.5 n per hour. How long will Tolyanu arrive?
kiss passionately the innocent Anechka,
until she spreads her legs?
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Verse-1They will say: “What a fool?! What a whiner?!”
And I don’t give a fuck, my galupa....
I threw away my video today...
Patamushto there is no you in it....
Verse-2
Where are you going, country?
- I go quietly to:
- To work? To study?
- Just on, without specifying
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