And for the bazaR... - a letter from a user from Irkutsk.

                  
                                                              



And for the base...         



                                                              
   As has already been said many times, in
our editorial office receives a stream of all kinds of
letters and parcels. However, we have never
tried to publish them in IMPULSE, a
responded directly by email.  But
the time has come when, due to
another increase in beer prices (on
as much as 25%)  we are temporarily unable
pay for stamps, kohbeptuku and so on,
therefore the most interesting letters
are published here.                       
                                                              
YAKUTIN E.M.>  Hello, dear
editorial office of the newspaper IMPULSE.   Writes to you
admirer of yoursunique style from
distant Upkytcka. The point is that we have
since 1996 mail stopped working and
we get all the new software
directly from the hands of passing misers
(sorry for the word, but for one
They ask for the number of your newspaper about 2
USD).                                    
                                                              
   So, to the creative people of our
city wanted to cooperate with you,
communicate via electronic communication,
which is popularly called e-mail.
                                                              
  Believe me, dear ones, we can do this
screw it up together. We have the best plans
sceneRPG masterpiece Diablo,but the thing is
that we are sorely lacking
coders, the only coder can write
only in C++. So, we think that you
enter into a so-called alliance with us,
help with the creation of the game, otherwise we will
turned toPavel, whoreleases ECHO
and makes REAL COMMANDER, so he said,
that I'm completely busy at the moment
work on "ECHO 7: RS strikes back" and
can't help.                   
                                                              
   So all hope is on YOU!!!         
                                                              
IMP8> I would not like to upset you with our
answer, but we tell everyone (not only
you) that PHG  is engaged in commercial
creativity and does not have any
material or program assistance, everything
is estimated at cu.  We left that
age when it was possible to give or
write something from the naked naked
enthusiasm, everyone has such a period in
was creative.   If only you then
contacted us, maybe we did it or
helped implement this project.         
                                                              
   By the way, you are lucky that in Upkytcke
IMPULSE sells for $2,  in Brest in
in official circles the price is no less than 10 $.
The right to distribution in Brest has:
PHG, REALSOFT, ANDY TUCKER;  In Minsk:
HEAVEN AEROPLANE, EQUATOR.               
                                                              
   If they slipped it to you at a flea market or
God forbid in Fido, then contact us
by phone (0162) 42-73-05 NO COPIES.
Attempts to make money on IMPULSE will
stop brute physical force.     
                                                              
KISLYAKOV P.K.> Hello! Wrote a letter to you
to express painful negative
thoughts.                                   
                                                              
   I think that in your publication there is too much
a lot of talkabout drinking and vodka.
People!  You can't do that, it's disgusting
She has already eaten away at more than one bright head.
Let's talk about something bright, o
poems about love and othershigher feelings.
But no, you are trying to prove to humanity that
once again thatvodka is good,and not
have you read police statistics?
How many crimes occur per day?
the fault of this stinking transparent liquid?
How many families have broken up because of her! Not
I'll admit, I like IMPULSE, but IMHO
too much dirt...                   
                                                              
IMP8> Here, here... We've been waiting for a long time
this... About the dirt: Slavka Copper
(if of course you know such a boss)
expressed himself a little wrong - in his words,
this is not dirt - this is a stream of donkey urine,
which, however, doesn’t really change anything.     
                                                              
   And yet, let's look at the world not through
a rainbow prism, and through a harsh
reality. There is good and bad in the world,
black and white.  Similarly, IMPULSE
is different from other mass insanity.
Letsomeone writes poetry, let someone
composes songs: if they are great at it
it turns out, then the flag is in their hands. We
went our own way, which with
not a bit of a life point of view
different from others - for
the most elemental highlight in our articles
we add vodka. Is that bad?! Not
we should neccumuctamu and talk about
that vodka is bad, vodka is nonsense.
Vodka, by the way, is the best remedy for
deliverance from all sorts of ailments + ancient
stimulant  We don't care one bit
how many crimes are committed in the field
alcohol, we don't drink vodka cans, a
only small (100 g) 1OO pairs. 
                                                              
   That's right!   Let's not drink
vodka, a SNZON!  Then no
broken families, and widowers and widows...   
                                                              
YAKUBOGETS B.A.>  Hi! So I decided to write and
tell about yourself.I am 26 years old, height 180 cm
cap, brown hair, long, braid,
swamp eyes.   I live nearby
St. Petersburg. 10 years ago I bought myself a computer
UKNTs-2  and began programming in
BASIC. This whole thing continued until
until I got married. appeared immediately
a lot of family problems, and besides, it's time
crisis with software for UKSC, so in a year
family life I exchanged my wife for
Spectrum.  On the Spectrum I met
many creative people who
taught me how to draw graphics, write
music and programming in TUTOR.        
                                                              
  And now I decided to write
a small demo, but for some reason they appeared
problems with writing machine codes from
TUTORa to disk. One of my friends said,
that there are some other programs for
programming: Gens  and Mons. I would
very grateful if I could have them
sent. Thanks in advance! IMP8> Boy, IMHO you are either a little behind
from software progress, or simply
you *are* trying to fuck us and
exhibit in a xepobom light, and therefore
answer in your style: Well, you know, Gens and
Mons from the packageDEVPACK 4D today you can
purchase only from a software tycoon
business in Brest, i.e. u Andy Tacker`a
(Statskepa),  but due to the lack of
line-of-sight zone of 5`25 floppy disks, recording
be produced on a cassette... Its address
is:                                   
                                                              
DemidYuk Andrey Mikhailovich   
 NabeRezhnaya st. Z4, apt. 84    
22401Z BRest, Belarus    
                                                              
POLYAKOV A.G.> Well, as I noticed, IMPULSE
is independentherestical
publication, without signs of censorship and others
mockery of the author's creativity. 
                                                              
  On my own behalf, I offer the releaseof Satanic
numbers  IMPULSE, I have a lot
material about catahuhckux rituals,
the satanic bible, there are even approximate ones
the date of the prince's arrival. Let the people send
their satanic materials, turn out
cool! How do you look at this?           
                                                              
IMP8> Attributable!  Already available on Spec
some semblance of a satanic publication -
Heresy.  So the question is, what kind of
should they mow under it? Moreover, on
for almost 3 years IMPULSE
repeatedly and periodically painted
"holy water".  And under no circumstances
we will not throw away that sacred thing with an excuse
connects us with IMPULSom.