Miscellaneous - Some toasts.

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written by Fisher Ilya

               SOME TOASTS.

  Summer is a time of relaxation and fun. Relax and have fun
can be done in different ways, but best of all - among friends and
friends at a huge table. And in order for there to be
more fun and the following toasts were invented.

   1) God gave me a day to drink. Nobody knows what
that's for a day. So let us drink every day, so as not to
skip this day!

   2) My friend!  Don't chase a woman like she's
departed tram.  Remember that the next one is coming from behind
tram.  All that's left is to drink so that more often
there were trams.

   3) Women's toast:
        Let's drink to us, beautiful ones. Well, what if we don't
beautiful, then the men got drunk!

   4) Let's drink for a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man,
because I couldn’t find any other way to close my mouth
woman.

   5) If a woman walks down the street with her head held high
head, which means she has a man. If a woman
walks down the street and smiles, which means she will have
man. So let's drink to a woman who smiles!

   6) A long time ago, when man had not yet appeared
from the monkey, one horseman was jumping through the trees. And was at
He has his own, special mentality. So let's drink vodka,
which makes people with different mentalities
exactly the same!