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A R M E Y S K A Y R U B R I K A.
Taras continues to send materials
from the Army...
Let your life flow without sorrows,
Carrying with you affection, joy, light.
I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday
And wish you happiness for many, many years.
Read, my friend or girlfriend,
The notepad will tell for me.
At least I copied something from a friend,
But his life is like mine.
New Year's song.
I left for the army, my friends are waiting for me at home
I'm celebrating the New Year sober, there's no vodka,
But we don’t rest here, we carry out our service here,
We wash our boots on our raincoat, but we live happily.
Tomorrow we will get up at dawn, as usual - at 6 o'clock
Some are on duty in the dining room, some are on cold guard,
Who is frozen to the machine gun, who is screaming on the nightstand,
Who “hunts tigers”, who in “special forces” will not sleep.
At night we dream about our friends, we would go to them today,
But the barracks don’t let me in, a sentry stands at the door.
But you wait for us, girls, we will definitely come
And then we will sing this song to you allLet's sing together.
One of the first days of school.
At 6 am they shout: “Rise!” - we get up quickly,
But when we don’t have time, we take a “lying position.”
The company is forming up on the take-off - it will soon be eaten, and we are in
fledgling
The sergeant shouts to us: “Be equal!” - run off to clean up
Here he shouts again: “Get up!” - get all the pots.
We march in formation on the parade ground, but in the canteen the bread goes stale.
One-two-three and we’re in the canteen, the tea is cold and there’s no pearl barley
They gave us a little bread - we ate it all, even the crumbs.
Here he shouts: “Make the tables!” - and we are hungry again.
"Company stand up!" - and we are on our way, we are not alone on the parade ground -
On the right is a company, on the left is a company, we march together.
We walk like sheep, and the sergeants are already angry.
Here again the smoking room on the right flies by like a slut.
If we walk like this, we won’t smoke again.
At the barracks: “Company stop! Hey, you, close your mouth to the right!” -
First platoon run upstairs, wash all the pots.
And the whole company runs after him, even though we don’t feel like running
And for this we get hit, our pillows fly up.
*** *** *** ***
When your heart is sad, when your stomach hurts,
Look at this face and everything will go away right away.
Be always young and beautiful, happy,
kind and simple,
Always friendly and sweet, always loved, dear.
I wish you happiness and goodness, good health, fun,
Smiles, sun and warmth - in your brightholiday -
Birthday!
Look, don’t be sad on this day, there’s a lot of happiness
I wish you
And especially - happiness in love. May your health improve,
beauty blooms,
Every dream in life comes true!
To a girl.
You are as good as ZIL-131,
Your chest is full like tires,
How agile is the crankshaft,
The cladding is good.
You're hot like a radiator
Believe me, maiden soul, -
How new are you battery?
And it's good without charging.
Your eyes shine like headlights,
How the diaphragm breathes into the chest,
And your lips shine like a stop sign,
When I want to cling to them.
I swear by the food system,
I swear on the spark plug
That I will be with you forever,
And if I break my oath -
Let all the wires burn,
Let the crankshaft bend into an arc
And the pistons will fly into the sky.
Lights out.
"All clear!" - the sergeant gave the order,
I moved like an avalanche at once.
Don't get in the way -
We can sweep everything away now.
A boot flies, followed by another,
The belt flashed over his head.
The trousers whistled - and I was already lying on the bed,
like everyone else.
And then a second or two later:
"Rise!" - not everyone fought back.
I'm getting up again - I'm looking for a boot,
What fool could do this?
And I don’t have a hat, how can that be?
And 45 seconds go by...
Everything settled down right on time,
I was able to catch my breath.
And how he fell onto the bed,
Don't say another word - go straight to bed.
*** *** *** ****** ***
Soldier's Dictionary.
ARMY is a wheel flying from the mountain, stop it
which only Dembel can do.
ARMY is a job that begins with a smoke break.
DEMBEL - distant, like the light of the moon, but inevitable, like
sunrise.
SOLDIER is a cross-country vehicle, term
shelf life of which = 1.5 years.
THE WORST thing about being in the ARMY is seeing your friend's back,
leaving for demobilization.
EVERYONE KNOWS HOW BEAUTIFUL PAGONAS ARE - but not everyone knows how
it's hard to wear them.
***** ***** *****
There is a black corner in our company,
The poster hangs over that corner.
And day and night the learned spirit
Stands like a pillar on the nightstand,
He looks to the right - cocks his hand,
To the left he orders the company to stand.
There are miracles there: the duty officer wanders,
The sergeant-major is sitting in the captain's quarters.
There on unknown paths
Traces of tortured soldiers,
The beds there have thin legs
They stand in rows in two tiers.
The army called me up, cut my hair,
He took a nice jacket and gave it some kind of gray one,
He gave me good boots and an iron belt.
He gave me gray bread and said: “It’s useful!”
Early in the morning everyone got up, but mine was lying,
He gave me a club on my back and she immediately ran.
He drove me into the frost and said: “Charging!”
It's very hot at nightI was tired, running like a horse.
Quarantine is my guide - I fly like a bee.
My machine gun gave me - I ran around the training ground.
The “grandfather” gave the lapata into his hands: “Unload the carriage.”
I’ll drink a glass for Ukraine,
I'll drink two glasses to my friends,
I'll drink a bottle to the soldier,
And I'll drink to the signalman.
Long years will pass, the service will not last long,
But we will dream about Poltava Training for a long time.
I remember my home,
I felt so good in it.
How I loved to walk at night,
Gently hug the girl,
But how could I have known then
What connection will I guard?
By the will of God and heaven, the guys serve in the Air Force,
Well, as luck would have it, I ended up serving as a signalman.
Forgetting about the soft bed, in boots, in full
equipment
In the army they will teach you to sleep even in a vertical position.
position
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