ADVENTURES OF A METAL WORKER.
written by
Milekhin Igor
Hello guys, let me tell you about one thing
case. ...I'm obsessed with metal, I have a ton
songs, cassettes, cool magician. But all the fun was spoiled
neighbors. When I started to have fun, the neighbors
rioted, knocked on walls, doors, windows, shouted,
they hit the pipes. An old woman settled nearby,
with which I started a duel.
I come back one day with a pile of cassettes and
I'm looking forward to a new nightly bacchanalia. The walls in our
the house is thin, so you can hear it even if someone
speaks quietly.
Here I couldn’t believe my ears - clearly because of the wall
I heard Mozart!(?) It’s a mess, I decided, I interjected
"Metallica" in the magician and turned it on to the fullest. On
the whole house began to roar with heartbreaking sounds. Granny
didn't give up. Suddenly her gramophone erupted
symphonies with such volume that the windows shook.
Not wanting to be embarrassed, I pulled it out from under the bed
a huge and very powerful amplifier. Yes, I didn't
I used it - I’m not such a sadist.
But grandma got me. I decided that I myself
there is no need to suffer and put huge furry ears on his ears
headphones. Such a loud sound could not
mute even headphones like mine. Columns
started jumping up and down. And suddenly everything became quiet at once, it went out
light. Someone cut off the electrics. The grave has arrived
silence, butnot for long. Granny, apparently, thoroughly
decided to annoy me. I heard it from behind the wall
senile malicious laughter and Mozart struck
a crushing blow to my ears. Probably her
The organ was powered by a battery. I decided not to
fall behind With difficulty, puffing, I dragged myself to the 9th floor
a huge battery from a combine harvester.
These terrible symphonies were driving me crazy, I started
I was nervous, my hands were shaking. With trembling hands
I, getting tangled in the wires, began to twist
contacts. Of course I got it all wrong. Suddenly from
light smoke appeared from the amplifier. There's such smoke here
appeared from the magician. The room smelled of burning.
The speakers suddenly barked and went out.
I was killed, trampled, destroyed, crushed. This
the night was the most terrible in my life. I was full
fed with dog waltz. It seemed to me that I was on my own
I will soon bark and howl. At five in the morning granny
she spared me and I fell into a heavy sleep.....
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