Fisherman is cool.

written by Milekhin Igor


                     FISHERMAN IS COOL
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              The winter ice has not yet melted away
              Like all the fishermen right there:
              They leave their homes and their families
              And everyone goes fishing.
              The inspector is not scary, the weather is bullshit,
              Every man is a fisherman at heart
              He's in a hurry to go fishing.
              And you can't stop it
              At least put up a barrier for a crowd of fishermen,
              Better yet, put a hundred grams,
              And the morning cold, the midday heat -
              Everything will then be in half.
              And if you have been afraid of water since childhood,
              The worm scares me to death -
              Go fishing and you won't get lost there
              And you will be a great fisherman!
              And if snot flows in three streams
              And you often pee in your pants,
              Then just ignore everything and go fishing:
              Your nerves are just bad.
              And the best remedy for nerves is go
              Go fishing early in the morning
              And this will help you better
              What hordes of greedy doctors!
              And if you find where the crucian carp is walking
              And the crucian carp will peck,
              Then you will forget about everything in a moment,
              Then you won't be able to tear yourself away.
              Fishing is not a hobby, fishing isillness,
              And she is full of millions.
              And those who are not sick are fools
              Their brains are full of insanity!

   Just don't think that all fishermen are either
cowards peeing in their pants or neurosthenics. It's far away
not like that! Igor just correctly noted that fishing
- This is the best medicine for almost all diseases.
Fishing does not cure, but only intensifies one disease -
love of fishing.  This diagnosis is practically
we will cure.

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   Actually, we're running out of time right now, because
we need to make our game, so this release will be
smaller in volume and information than the previous ones.

   And now some newspaper news from Cherkassy:

   CHERKASSY-NEWS :

...Cherkash residents drink heavily polluted water due to
Why is there such a high mortality rate in Cherkassy (according to
unofficial data: 10-15 people per day)...
...The Dutch, having bought most of AZOT, left
home, hiring guards for the factory and ordering them no one
not allowed into their territory. Even those who according to the Law
Ukrani, must check and control everything
emissions from chemical plants...
...Those who want to earn money can easily catch
fish in heavily polluted bets around "AZOT" and
they poison buyers in the markets with it...
...In Cherkassy they finally put security on
territory of the trolleybus park -machine gunners. This
associated with the dismantling of state
property - previously it was possible here on the cheap
buy any part from trolleybuses from workers...
...A private detective shop opened in Cherkassy
agency "Mi-Major"...

     based on materials from the independent newspaper "FACTI".