News - I bought myself a caller ID, and now there will be complete punishment for those who call my server, I pick up the phone and they hang up.

HERE YOU GO ! ANOTHER WEEK OF ACTIVE MODEM HAS PASSED
                 THE LIFE OF OUR SPEKTRUM.

    

      I bought myself a caller ID (noble beast), and now it will be
full of Khan to those who call me on the server, I pick up the phone
and they throw theirs. I'm freaking out over them! This is all bullshit.

        There was such a case recently:

      I'm sitting drawing with my mouse in ARTMOUSE and suddenly it craps itself.
What to do ? There’s no point in doing that, I had to run for the ladder.
And she's an overseas reptile and she's gone bastard! I wiped everything thoroughly and
Out of spite, he sprinkled rats on her favorite rug with a naked woman.
And now I remember how I stroked her pubis with a mouse!
 
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       I will add to V A S h a s tushkas:


              THE GIRLS WERE SWIM IN THE LAKE,
              RUBBER DICK FOUND,
              THEY WERE HAVING THE ENTIRE DAY,
              WE DID NOT EVEN GO TO SCHOOL!


              HITLER SITS ON A BIRCH,
              AND THE BIRCH BENDS,
              LOOK COMRADE STALIN,
              HOW THE FUCK IS HE!


              ON THE MOUNTAIN IS A CAMEL STANDING,
              THERE ARE FOUR E..T,
              TWO IN THE ASS, TWO IN THE MOUTH
              OXYGEN IS PRODUCED.

 
              VALENTINA TERESHKOVA,
              FOR THE SPACE FLIGHT,
              THE ARMENIANS GIVEN
              MEMBERAUTOMATIC!

               
  all this and the following were taken from the group’s repertoire

            "FOUR TATAR AND ONE ARMENIAN"

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           AND NOW A SMALL SONG BY THE SAME GROUP.
                   PLEASE KEEP THE CHILDREN AWAY!!!
         
       
               AND WE FUCKED FOR THE FIRST TIME,
               AND YOU TOOK A CRAP!
               HOW UNPLEASANT IT WAS FOR ME
               FUCK YOU AND YOU ARE IN THE SHIT!

               WHITE CHAMOMILE,
               AND THE PETALS ARE TENDER,
               AND ALL FLOWERS are more precious to me,
               AND YOU ARE MY LOVE.

               AND WE FELL INTO THE REEDS,
               AND WE FUCKED OUT OF THE SOUL,
               AND FINALLY I ARRIVED,
               HUGE DICK UNDER YOUR NOSE,
               AND YOU SAID THIS LILY OF THE LILY,
               BUT YOU WILL NOT FUCK ME,
               BUT YOU WILL NOT FUCK ME,
               YOUR DICK DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A LILY OF THE LILY.

               AND WE ADVICE GUYS
               OH DON'T BELIEVE THE FUCKERS,
               THEY WILL DEFINITELY FUCK YOU,
               THEY WILL GIVE ONCE AND RUN AWAY!


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P.S.  MY FRIENDS OUR UNION IS BEAUTIFUL, ALECH PROBABLY SAID,
      WHEN ZX-NET CREATED.

 HELLO TO ALL MY FRIENDS, NORMAL SISOPS, AND USERS.


P.P.S. MY MODEM IS HUNGRY - FEED ITITS NEW!!!!!!!!!!