* Funny Box #2 *
From the editor.
HI ! MEP-8 Group offers your
another one (already the second one)
issue of the humorous publication 'FUNNY BOX'.
Bo firstly, we want to thank the people
who did their best (a word from some country-
no!) help in creating this issue:
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Naymchik Alexey,
Shavchu Maxim,
Xmyla Denis.
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Hy, and secondly, we resemble our televisions
backgrounds, no which you can contact us and
say something funny:
(017) 257-91-84 Roman,
(017) 254-13-28 Denis.
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Jokes.
A man is walking along the rails and hears a sound behind him.
the cart whistles: “Phew-yu.” The man moves on. Pa-
rovoz again: “Ew-yu-yu.” The man has zero attention.
The locomotive catches up with the man and crushes him...
Two months later, the man's family celebrates
full recovery. Suddenly the kitchen started to turn
naet the kettle and starts whistling: "Pheew."
The man grabs a stick and hits the kettle.
You are at a loss. And the man explains:
- We must beat them while they are small!
* * *
The authorities scold the policeman:
- And you weren’t ashamed to take a bribe from the...
driver in the amount of 20,000 rubles?!
- Of course it’s a shame, but he didn’t give any more!
* * *
A naked man is walking on the beach, and he has a dick
kneesdangling. People stood up from
surprise, and the man says:
-What are you staring at?! I would look at
you, if only you were shriveled from the cold!
* * *
Two rulers meet. One to the other ro-
says:
- Difficult times are coming...
- How do you know?
- Yes, they found tongues!
* * *
Stirlitz stood at the map of the USSR for a long time. And suddenly
he was strongly drawn to his homeland.
* * *
Stirlitz took Borman's note from the safe.
* * *
Stirlitz fell from a high mountain, but miraculously survived
appreciated. Several days passed. Stirlitz felt
I felt great, but the miracle was terribly
lelo.
* * *
Lieutenant Rzhevsky and Natasha are sailing in a boat.
Rzhevsky:
- Natasha, have you ever met anyone?
Did you beat the eggs with a paddle?
- No, what's the matter?
- No, that’s what I mean, keep the conversation going...
* * *
There is a quarrel in a young family. The wife shouts:
- Give up your selfish habits - my
wife, my apartment, my salary... Mine, mine!
There is only ours! By the way, what are you looking for?
OUR closet?
- OUR panties!
* * *
Divorce proceedings. The judge asks about
reason for divorce. Wife says it was from her husband
smells bad. The judge adjourns the hearing, and
confidentially advises her husband to wash himself
pine extract. In the evening, before the wife arrives
the husband, having taken a pine bath, decided to check
yourself from your neighbor.
- Vasya, what do I smell like?
- It feels like someone took a shitunder the tree!
* * *
The Indian and the cowboy are eating meat. The cowboy says:
- I don’t like your leader!
- If you don’t like it, don’t eat it!
* * *
The man was late for the party meeting. He enters
tiptoes and sits down on the edge. And suddenly he
notices that everyone has freckles!
- What, there was a decree about freckles? - quietly
he asks his neighbor.
“No,” he waves it off, “just alone.”
non-party shit in the fan!
* * *
Petka pulled Chapaev out of the Urals and is doing
artificial respiration for him. Water from Vasily
Ivanovich gets whipped and whipped. He drives up
esaul and shouts:
- Yes, take his ass out of the water, otherwise he’ll be all
You won't pump the Urals!
* * *
The men are painting the house.
- Van! Scary! - shouts one.
- You yourself are 'fearful'! - the other one is offended.
* * *
B yhubepmare the woman asks for gloves.
- Do you want leather or wool?
- Woolen ones, please.
- Light or dark?
- Dark.
- Long or short?
- Short ones, if possible.
- You know what, bring us your coat, huh?
We will select gloves for it ourselves!
- Don’t believe them! - butts in loudly -
thief is another buyer. - I give them my toilet
dragged, showed his ass, and some toilet paper
I still haven't received it!
* * *
Ivan paints his penis green before getting married
color.
- Why are you doing this?
- But my Manka will ask on the first night:
“Oh, why is it green?” And I told her
gryas no muzzle: "And youwhere, bitch, are the other vi-
are you doing?"
* * *
Cosmonaut Khabibulin forgot his call signs.
- Earth! Earth! I am Khabibulin, who am I?
- "Falcon", you bastard, "So-kol"!
* * *
Vovochka explains to his angry father, no-
why he got a D in arithmetic:
- The teacher asked how much is two times three?
and I said six. And then the teacher asked,
how many bets three times two...
- Isn’t this one x..th? - interrupts pa-
pa.
- That's what I said!
* * *
The physics teacher is going to demonstrate
Give the class experience in electricity.
“Isn’t it ..no?” asks a second-year student with
back desk.
- Yes, it seems it shouldn’t...Who said?!!
* * *
Questions for Armenian radio:
* - What happens if you cross a roach and erase-
whoa?
- Bo-fuck!
* - What is a tight fit?
- Dwarfs make love.
- - -
Honeymoon.
Desperately hunting
See your beloved Shura,
I came to her work,
Where she bent the fittings.
Talking loudly with a friend,
My dear one was at work,
And it was so unusual for me
Seeing her out of bed.
When I hugged my cutie,
Putting on a happy face,
Was hit hard by something
And he was sent to hell.
Then she cried for a long time,
She whispered that she loved her as before,And she just didn’t recognize me
Suddenly seeing her in clothes.
- - -
Student desk.
* All great people died early. So did I
something's not right...
THE END
05.25.97
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