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[VACUUM CLEANER]
once upon a time there was a king and he had a queen. I also had another search
their minor daughter - Alyonushka and son -
gouge. His name was simply Seva. one day, alone
on a beautiful day when the king crossed the road to
in the wrong place, a minibus passed over it, number
71. The queen, of course, when she saw this, she rushed at
help and, by unfortunate coincidence, she also moved
minibus.
currently it was another minibus (number 44), not the same one
which ran over the king, she was already far away, her driver
As soon as he moved over, he immediately hit the gas and evaporated.
in short, his children were left unattended, his daughter was all
so pleased, she put on her makeup and went out that evening
for a walk, but the trouble is, her brother followed her -
degenerate!
he laughs and walks next to him. Finally they reached some kind of swamp,
Well, there are some cattle nearby looking for a pasture, so Seva tells her -
hey goat, let's just drink some water! Alyonushka is not
stupid and understands that there are many different
microorganisms, all sorts of dolphins and ocbmuhoru,
In short, she says to Seva - don’t drink, you fucking calf
you will! (lied).
and my brother believed it, he was all scared, he stopped smiling,
they moved on. went to the store and bought cigarettes
(my sister smoked in secret from her parents), and we moved on.
and then they reached another pond, and you won’t believe it,
spectrumist - someone was grazing on the shore there too. horses
sort of.
the dude had already recovered from the shock and he wanted it again
drink some water. Well of course my sister has permission
asked, and she again for her own - I’ll drink them, she said,
idiot! you'll fucking become like him, in short,
little horse! I'll ride you later
school. Seva again changed his mind about drinking and they moved on. in general,
they came to some lake, and grazed on the shore there,
You won't believe it, elephants! Well, my brother wasn’t even surprised and
ran to drink some water. and the elephants put it in this water
magic poop, and therefore, in short, sowing minutes later
twenty turned into a little talking (all sorts of
fucking, obviously) elephant, with big ears and huge
eggs. and a small curled tail.
-oh, damn, I drank after all - thought Alyonushka, but what
do, an elephant is also useful on the farm, she took
him by the trunk and dragged him along with her. they reached
like a wooden fence, and behind it all sorts of
delicious things - bonanas, coconuts and onanas (!).
the elephant sowed when he sensed this smell, then through the fence
rushed that he broke it and attacked first
on bonanas, then, about five minutes later, he chewed a few
kakocob and attacked the onanas. security caught him doing this. they grabbed Ceby by the
tail and dragged to the king (it was all his). he's like
I saw a girl like that, and he immediately had something in his pants
turned over. In general, he began to live with her every day
having sex, and giving the elephant a separate room with
gilded feeder.
and once upon a time they did not grieve, but one day, when Alyonushka
out of habit, I went into the forest to look for fungi on long and
thin legs, the sorceress caught her and put it on her
spell. but nothing terrible, fortunately it’s not
happened, the next morning at Alyonushka’s
My boobs fell off and all my teeth fell out. and began to grow
back hair.
-no, how is that?
why are you asking me, well, I don’t know, I
I'll tell you how it was. Alyonushka allupset, a
The king was especially upset. thinks - yeah, I’m better off today
I'll play...
egoist.
and then he remembered about the elephant in the next room,
presented it delicate, suitable diameter (5Zmm)
wrinkled trunk, he immediately stood up and ran to
he had to try on his hammer.
and this is not enough for the sorceress, she went ahead and wrote
letter to Alyonushka (anonymous) in katopom in black and white
it was written (style and spelling preserved) “hochish
do you look good? then go to the shore of the lake, where you pass
magic elephants and find the magic poop there. bring it
her to the palace, and I will contact you later. I. p.s.
Your brother's poop is no good."
Alyonushka right awayI was happy and shaved my hair
back, closed her mouth more tightly (so that the last teeth are not
fell out), grabbed cigarettes, a bag and a child's
scoop and ran to look for the treasured magic poop.
...and meanwhile the king was frantically fucking
pliable and gentle trunk of seva...
oh, I want it too!
...and then Alyonushka noticed some kind of pile on the shore,
she grabbed the scoop and raised it over the defenseless
in a heap, as something hit her painfully on the back of the head. this is
there was a witch with a magic reinforcing rod. Alyonushka
screamed and turned into a healthy green toad. a
the witch turned into her. (I mean, to Alyonushka).
she grabbed the toad and threw it thirty meters away
water so that a heron can eat it. but were not found there
herons to happiness.
well, the witch ran into the palace and climbed
straight to the king fuck, well, she wonders how it is with him
there will be. and the insatiable sebuh trunk exhausted him so much that
He got up again this morning. well, a witch, he, obviously
pulled it too, well, he thought it was Alyonushka from
the curse was cured. so he won’t cheat on her
was going...
a witch the next day and screams - something is dirty here,
Let me vacuum right now, she ran after the elephant,
made it work for suction and started it
vacuum the palace with its trunk. well it turned out that way
by the way!
and the next day she said - some kebabs
whatever, from an elephant, we have one, let’s have it
Shall we put it into action now? Well, how can we be here, I somehow feel sorry for the king
elephant, he experienced pleasant moments with him, but what
do it, come cut it, he’s interested in trying it too
such a delicacy. in short, when I found out about it,
asked for the last onetime to go for a walk, king him
Of course I allowed it, and the elephant ran to that lake (like
felt).
and by that time Alyonushka had already swum to the shore,
shook herself off, caught her breath, sat down on a stone, sat and
kbakaet pleased. Seva really didn’t notice her anyway,
walked past and almost stepped on her, and then saw
and joyfully blew it into his exhausted trunk.
Alyonushka yells - come on, drag me to the palace, right now I
I'll figure it out! As soon as she sat down, he immediately grabbed her with his trunk and carried her away.
he stomped into the yard, and everything was already ready there, a bunch of coals,
they are waiting for him. Well, the witch immediately started yelling at him - what?
How long have you been walking, vacuum cleaner?
a he wanted to answer and accidentally spat out a frog from
trunk. and it hit the witch right in the havalnik. from
Out of the blue, she even swallowed it. a in that lake on
the other day they spilled magic washing powder, in short
after about three minutes the witch turned into a beautiful
washing machinecar.
he opened the door with his trunk - and there he sat, bent over
three deaths Alyonushka! she was disenchanted by this
Powder is the opposite of pchm!
and they began to live well, and after five years, when
Alyonushka turned eighteen, he married her, and
in this machine they washed dirty socks once a week, and
three years later it broke due to bad water and was demolished
to a collection point for non-ferrous metals for 50 rubles.
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