TRSN'SKAZKA - Well, once upon a time there was an old bark and she didn’t have three sons...

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in general, there once was an old bark and it didn’t have
three sons... the dog lived in short, who didn’t understand...
I'm late and the story starts with something so unpleasant
moment, such as when the owner decided that it was already this
take the old fur into the forest (while he walks) and there
leave.  and maybe (even) shoot him so that he’s there
accidentally did not become fat and gained weight and did not return to him
and didn’t bite the hell out...                                    
                                                        
so, I tied a piece of wire to the fur and dragged it
walk in the forest.  there are wolves and it’s dark.  he's his during the day
dragged it while it was still light. Well, he tied him to a tree. left
then went home and started watching TV. TV
I haven't worked for a long time, it's broken - but it's out of habit
Probably stuck it in it anyway.                        
                                                        
and the dog was sitting there, the night began and he came to him
wolf  very scary and thin. and with one egg. but this
(was) a wolf not listed (by the wind) in the Red Book, but
ordinary, just rex (that’s the fur’s name) somehow second to him
last year he tore it off when a wolf crawled into their yard at night
- wanted empty oneslook for bottles. and build. wolf long ago
I was already forced to collect bottles and take them to the squirrel
in the hollow, she accepted them for 80 kopecks.  and then
resold to woodpecker.                                    
                                                        
well, the wolf, as soon as he saw the bark, sat on his ass.
from joy and surprise. Well, of course he was not happy
because he thought that right now his second egg would be torn off,
no (of course), he just really wanted to take revenge and eat.  
                       
he wanted to become famous and famous.  but this is
then, right now he says (to the fur) - close your eyes, close
mouth - I will kill you and eat you.                              
                                                        
a rex is up to something and says - yes, I’m not doing it out of malice
I bit off your egg, just like that, you can’t see it in the dark
it was like nothing...                                     
                                                        
and finally - he says, I’m so skinny and I shouldn’t eat
for now and if you want, then go ahead and bring me a sheep or
whateverlike, I’ll get fat in half a month - then eat it! I
like I’ll wash myself specially so that it’s pleasant (for you -
not for me!)                                                
                                                        
well, the wolf saw through the topic, ran, killed the ram, but didn’t
I ate, brought pekcy, have it, he says, I’ll tell you at Thursday..!  
                                                        
but he comes (at four) and the fur drives him again - it was
It’s not enough, I’ve already eaten everything, I still need to eat something. wolf
ran and brought a fat little sheep.  rex
growled, waved his small ragged tail,
in short, satisfied.  -in the fluornik I will be (an illiterate wolf) in
Tuesday Rex said that everything seems to be done, but for completeness
Fly away, I should have brought one last thing.               
                                                        
fur fucked up - the wolf thought, but still pashol the shepherd
he dumped it and brought it in pieces, he was too fat
The shepherd drank a lot of beer and didn’t run in the morning.             
                                                        
after all this (the shepherd had finished eating), the wolf kada for the last time
Since he came, Rex behaved strangely, the shepherd
probably waspoisoned, in short, he gnawed the wire
(three millimeter), (fuck off - with a hacksaw, figs
perepilish), and grabbed the last egg of the wolf
tightly, clenched his teeth and tried to gnaw off.             
                                                        
the wolf was all upset, shed a tear, broke out of
tenacious teeth (teared off from the egg) (=egg came off),
and ran.                                              
                                                        
Rex is an ungrateful bastard.                             
                                                        
In general, the wolf lay down for five days, licked his wounds,
didn’t die, but still survived, well done!  then he ran
look for something to eat, barely walk, and - nothing
no, it’s time like that. Well, what to do - he doesn’t know, he’s passing by
walks through the mill - sees something lifeless lying there, oh well
thinks at least it exists!                                  
                                                        
night came, a wolf galloped there, attacked
corpse, and the hunter runs out of the ambush - and once, once!
- The bastard shot the wolf.  and here is the rex from the bushesruns out and jumps on this guy. gnaws at him, in short,
arterial blood splashes, Rex is already choking on it,
but there is joy in the eyes!                                  
                                                        
it was just his former owner.  kind of took revenge
in general he is simple.                                       
                                                        
all is well that ends well!                       

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