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once upon a time there was a man, and one day (while he was growing
pennky) a bear came to him and told him to give it everything
gave. the guy didn't screw up and decided to fuck him -
slipped turnip leaves to the beast!!! no shit
came up with - you say, but the bear obviously didn’t give a fuck or
he didn’t soar until these leaves, in short, he discussed the topic
made a clearing and rushed towards the man again. -...fuck me
wanted, are you a dick? (the beast said) (rather even
growled), splashing the guy with wet drool... here
The guy realized that they were about to bite him to death, he had everything out of his hand at once
fell, but then he came up with the idea - (and he just at that time
he was collecting wheat) he says everything is fine, there was a mistake,
you're wearing a nada now - and shoved it to the stupid animal
three and a half tons (!!!) spine!!! (badass!)
the bear then vomited in his hut for four days,
I almost fucking glued my flippers together - now the bastard thinks what kind of
Fucked me again. and he sent two woodpeckers to the man,
so that they tell him not to go into the forest anymore (for
firewood 'n' mushrooms), if I catch it, I'll tear off the eggs!!! what
man? it’s okay, he doesn’t suck even without droff - he’s sitting at home,
eats borschschsch (or schschschschchi) and cums on the ceiling (very
wet). It became after a couple of days, but everything is made of wood
slowlyburn - started with the chairs and the fence
(neighbor's, obviously, not your own!), and ended with my favorite
his wife’s half-meter-long dime (himself to her on March 8
carved it and gave it as a gift). and when there was nothing left
The wooden man thought. he heard the sounds of the forest,
who invited him to come and buy firewood. but here he is for some reason
I remembered the drool of a wild beast on my unshaven cheeks. became
cold and slippery. (in my soul, obviously...) but what can you do,
It’s time to go to the Christmas trees. what to do... rolled out
cart (and horse too) and drove to the clearing.
arrived - he looks, and Tama mushrooms - psilocybes are growing,
fuck them there, it rained yesterday, and there are moose in this clearing
for life they grazed and probably reproduced too. man on
I forgot about the firewood and started picking up mushrooms in my room
throw the cart, and the clearing is big - big! well
The little one himself threw himself. soon he found a fox who gave him
said that she is the most important here, but the bear
cooler (he sleeps, taking special precautions
processed squirrel shishkoy) and what does she give him if anything
will help - he will say that there are hunters there who are very bearish
they want to shoot a real fur coat from the skin,
fur. with two pockets and button closure. awesome
vesch!!! That's where it happened, and in general it came to the point that
the bear ran to the man (slobbering as usual) and
askedhidden in his cart. the guy is a kind soul
of course he didn’t refuse and the bear buried himself under the mushrooms, alone
the furry ass was sticking out! here the man grabbed an ax
and slammed his butt into the place where it should have been
The beast's head is buried, it looks like he's even caught, the bastard!
The bear briefly leaned back. he took the corpse home, and the fox
runs after him and demands something else, bastard, set him up
I say to him, so cut the skin in half! when did we arrive
The man took the dogs and let them go. but the fox tried to hide,
I had already reached the hole, but then for some reason my tail
the hairy one stuck out from there and the dog came out from there
She immediately pulled it out and quickly tore the cunning redhead’s face to pieces. a
the guy remembered this incident every morning when
pulled on a real fur coat, with two
with pockets and buttons and sometimes he was sad...
..abot personal Nov I think that the lesbian is without a bear
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