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(С) Amadeus Voxon/Flash Inc. ЖNЗHЬ В ЛЕСУ (на злобу дня) Волк - самый дохлый зверь. На козе или бaрaнe он может скакать так быстро, что на нем и на гоночном автомобиле не угнаться. Особо слабые у волка челюсти. Стальные трубы он разгрызть не может, a потому - это труд гaзорeзчиков. Живут волки только в лесу. Um, видите ли, не нравится раздолье в полях. Ему подавай дремучие джунгли, чтоб было где спрятаться от оборзeвших зайцев. Вылaзeвaют из своих нор они только ночью, иonly when the hares have already been extinguished and cannot can throw with greater accuracy. The legs save the wolf - not in vain That's what people say. It happens in a day, escaping from hares, who proudly call themselves “new pycaku”, the wolf will reel in Home on a goat up to 600 kilometers! U do not always, in the end, be saved! Those hares they are armed with switches - they hit anything. Often goats have their ribs knocked out and piled up over the crippled com. And then there are foxes... The forest scourge, including for wolves, is foxes - they are silhouetted, whoever is not too lazy, under almost every tree. At first they wanted they would complain to the bear. But he sent them on their way, alone but not forgetting to do the same with them as the other animals. The bear had both good and bad. It's good that you don't get old in old age stagnation and prostatitis will not develop. A bad thing... He already has syphilis The catfish is sick, and his nose has already sunk into the skinned bear’s muzzle. But he continued to heroically take revenge on the fox tribe, so much so that their luxurious tails, of which he was proud before, began to fall off loss of conscience. Hares - quiet, peaceful hares have already fucked even the most bear For some time now they have been paying monthly give him something to drink, likecattle, and have it in full growth! Even The lop-eared ones did not disdain the table. Now the bear has coded. With one gulp from his furry fart, he easily knocks down a century- niya oak. He learned this from the Chinese panda. So now the hares except without a gun, they don’t rush to him, they are afraid, this, for its gray skin. Yes, not only hares are afraid of bears now - - everyone avoids him: God forbid sifaka nepekuhet! But in general, life in the forest is normal. Every day about comes stabilization and fatal over-mudification, but only con- They still can’t read there. Jackals are now more than squirrels They are hiding in lots, squirming in fear. Eagle jerboas are on hand - poured and beat their tails into porridge. Elephants and those stopped going to discos whether to walk! Trigenegyredization is in full swing and is not waiting. A woodpecker - he is a woodpecker, and will continue to be one until everything will not peck trees in search of domestic cockroaches: such and such insects who have long since switched to an underwater lifestyle are raging in they give no rest to underwater reefs and jellyfish. Already registered There have been cases of jellyfish being born with wings and mustaches. But of course, life goes on on earth. U don't This is the first time this has been known. A breed of new domestic breed was bred in the forests mice - she gnaws strictly any rubbish that is often lying around on the floor. If not often, thendoesn't bite him at all. In general we- shi are the primary assistants in clearing out all kinds of problems junk, which cannot but accumulate among zealous householders sons-in-law However, the singing of snakes and hedgehogs was no longer heard. They all declared a bear hunger strike. The bear, who did not realize, Why didn’t another convoy with provisions come to him, he went, and I gave everyone a damn shit. That's how the concerts ended. But the frog- they picked up the gallant note and already killed all the nerves with their kbakahbem the endings of hares. Te, clearly not in debt, went crazy rushed to exterminate the slippery creatures, pressing their wheels on the road gah. What happened next is scary to think about! And most importantly, it’s dangerous! All the animals went wild and went to express their distrust of the bear. U died bear... The stench from his remains was already spreading far through the forest, hitting the sense of smell of all the animals, who are already with stubborn determination they walked towards the den of their master. U here reached them vitelnosti, and they began to sing and dance. The monkeys kissed frogs, and elephants felled trees with their trunks! Everyone was having so much fun It’s just that they didn’t notice how the drug addicts came and slaughtered everyone. Essenceтакова: HNКOГDA HE COCN CBONM ХОБОТОМ HE СВОЕЙ ЛУЖN! ─═════──────────══════──────────═════─

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