RESCUE SERVICE 911 - Victim (female).

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 Presenter: That evening, as always, I wanted
walked the streets and looked into other people's windows,
hoping to see something interesting there.
Victim (woman): that evening I returned
was heading home and suddenly remembered that
put my grandmother on the tree, which I
I planted it there in the morning to trim the leaves.
Afraid that she would trim the leaves to
the trunk itself. And thereby spoil the tree,
I started running so I could save him.
Victim (male):I always dreamed of becoming
was a detective and walked the streets that evening
in the hope of catching some criminal
ka. Soon I saw a fat woman who...
Raya, without stopping, knocked me down and ran away
away. I decided that she was a maniac who
knocks people down and runs after her.
Woman: stopping for a second, I see
some businessthe man who ran to
my side. I decided that he wants me
rape and ran into an alley.
Man: Seeing that a fat woman became pregnant
stings in the alley, I decided to call the service
used 911.
Operator: I tried to unstick my hair
from the glue, which I mistook for gel when
the alarm bell rang. A man called
who reported that some fat woman
shchina runs along the main street of the city and gets knocked down
kills people. I advised him to wait
rescuers to show them this woman.
Woman: hiding in an alley, I decided
call 911 and say that...
some maniac wants to rape me.
Operator: I tried to pour kerosene on my hair
nom to clean them of glue when dis-
the second call came. A woman called,
who reported that a sex worker was chasing her
ardent maniac. Remembering the previous call,
I advised this woman to run away and
knock down the maniac if she sees him again.
And she began to call rescuers.
Rescuers: at this time we tried to help
some poor old lady who couldn't
get down from the tree.
Woman: Having seen the maniac, I, on the advice of the surgeon,
Rator ran up and knocked him down, and then
started calling 911 again.
Man: when this maniac knocked me into
the second time, I hobbled to the phone and
I decided to call the rescue service.
Operator: kerosene didn’t help me and the glue didn’t work
began to spread all over my hair when I
Two bells rang simultaneously.  Called
the same man who was hit again by the fat
that woman, and the woman running away from the man-
yak. I asked them to describe the appearance of the pre-
footers and called the rescuers.
Rescuers: We've almost got the old lady down,
quail the tree, but for some reason she climbed over-
la to another. When the operator called, we
wrote down the signs of the criminals, and decided that
these are crazy people (and it’s better not to deal with crazy people
contact), they called a team of paramedics.
Woman: I saw a team of orderlies
takes the maniac and was delighted, but then
I was also tied up and taken somewhere.
Operator: I've almost shaved my head,
when the orderlies called and said that
the crazy ones are caught. I'm glad that everything is law-
it felt so good.
Man: when I came outmental hospital, I
decided not to catch maniacs anymore, but to become
nutritionist to treat women from
obesity.
Woman: When I finally arrived home from
mental hospital, I saw that the tree was sleeping
leno. I was so happy about catching the maniac that
did not scold the lumberjacks who cut down
tree.
Rescuers: we still saved the old lady,
knocking it over with a watering can.
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