* * * ╔═════════════ ═══════════════════════════╕ ╠══────> A little nonsense <────══╡ ║Where and how to spend your free time?│ ╟──────────────────── ────────────────────┤ ║ Leisure is a serious thing and should be │ ║as carefully planned as │ ║ weekday. │ ╙──────────────────── ────────────────────┘ Many people who work a lot when you come home you feel tired and have a headache pain, heaviness in the arms and legs. Nothing I want to do it. The advice is simple: Lift and lift your body from the chair or sofa and sit on a chair near the desk. Stretch your tired fingers and do a few teasing movements of the tongue, like as if you were showing your neighbor the opposite false house, what is it even worth? compared to you. Then take a sheet of paper magicians, writing utensils (no matter what Kuyu) and start planning active rest for the near future.Rest spent - planned according to plan will make you look at life through different eyes! ┌─────────────────── ───────────────────┐ │ Approximate result of rest on a day off│ └─────────────────── ───────────────────┘ 6.00 - forced rise due to need from the exit house in the smallest room or adjoining swarm in the yard. 6.30 - forced rise to shut up a cat walking around under your window. 7.00 - forced rise to have breakfast, because on an empty stomach it’s not very good you'll get some sleep. 8.00 - forced climb to pass water procedures, because you dreamed that you were smeared in the face with dirty and smelly with a rag. 9.00 - a forced rise about the fact that that they called you on the phone and offered or hangover with slurred language. This is the last straw that overwhelms you and you decide to finally wake up. Process waking up comes with problems. Water turned off, the cats are screaming, the phone is jingling, the belly growls, anticipating the imminent dinner. you roll up the bed so that sitting is not in the way - la. And you beginsit. Sit for an hour or two... Tired of sitting, go to the phone and... pick a random number. Rest assured that you will wake up the person who is eating the same "longing as you. You are not alone and try to talk to him about it. If they won’t understand you there, spit in his phone, so that it gets to the other end of the wire. And on- take the next number. If you're not there either understand, hang up and don't stress. Put the alarm clock down so it won't stand. A then you can safely put on your slippers and follow- go outside. To warm up the shoulder girdle - Okay, throw a few bricks at that guy’s window. whom you teased with your tongue this morning. If the bricks If they hit the target, then it’s time for you to run around the yard, in the canopy of trees, eagerly but taking in the fresh morning air. Running can- but speed up if your recent neighbor owns stole your bricks and runs after you with them. He wants to thank you, and since you don’t like to be thanked brick- mi, then run even faster. Light overflow not filled with freshness. The tongue is already hanging on its side - looking like a cornered dog, except for the neighbor, waving a string bag with art over his head vein stones, vaguely reminiscent parallelepiped, something is accelerating... Suddenly you, tripping over a neighbor who has overtaken you, you land in the water. Pleasant water pro- the procedure refreshes you and fills you with energy giya, which pours pleasant coolness - running over your body as you get wetpi- jams. There is a lot of water and you can swim. But there is nowhere to swim - the puddle is deep, but not wide at all. Once on the ground, you you begin to shake yourself off cheerfully and are satisfied grunt, because you managed to swim glory. Slowly, leisurely, you walk past the neighbor yes, who, having bathed with you, crawled out the same puddle. Just like you, he is slow and rushes at ease, waving over head like a string bag with wet bricks, for a pretty blonde who sells walked past you bathing. Difficult describe the joy of meeting a blonde with a boiling chami, but this is no longer your concern. You are now intend to direct their feet back to home. Oddly enough, but you succeed! This is what morning warm-up and water exercises mean procedures! Arriving home, you again feel... those taste for life, desire to act and work nerd! You pull out and turn on the vacuum cleaner. But this is not enough for you: you roll up the wet a rag and start vacuuming it, slowly unfolding. Then move on to cleaning floor. The dust disappears in huge piles hose, which brings you some satisfaction flattery in sympathy with dust. After all, the dust is enduring all sorts of blows on the corrugated surface the surface of the suction hose is finally removed hits the turbine impeller and flies out together, forming an incredibly beautiful and close- melting pillar. You remember what you forgot install a filter. You start looking for him and notfind it. You will definitely give up cleaning, because it was not entirely successful. And you ab- completely stops worrying about this activity, because it is useless. You are dialing in bath of water and pour in everything you can - but pour it into the bath. Anyone can use washing powder, soap, flour, vinegar, pepper, salt and sugar. A little later you pour any things of women's underwear there linen Having completed this important work, you will now you can safely wake up your wife or girlfriend. And rest assured - you have a rest was a success, as they say: “Pleasant and useful nom". So never get lost and throw- go to extremes. Life is not boring and will never make you sad if you don't want this yourself. Bye ──────────── ────══════────────────────
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