Humor - Murphy's Laws for anglers.

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(c) V. Ivanchenko

       Murphy's Laws for Anglers.

 ▒ The fish always bites on the bait that
   you don't have a swarm.

 ▒ Your neighbor’s fish always bites better.

 ▒ The fish begins to bite at the moment
   when you are distracted.

 ▒ The thinner the line, the larger the fish,
   therefore it is impossible to catch large fish
   but...

 ▒ The longer and more carefully you prepared
   to fishing, the greater the chance of nothing
   catch.

 ▒ Your wife is always against your trips to
   fishing. Therefore, if she does not pro-
   Comrade, you better stay home.

 ▒ The less fishing experience, the more
   chances of catching fish.

 ▒ Whichever direction you sail on the boat,
   ke, the wind is always headwind.

 ▒ The bite stops five minutes before the start
   upon arrival at the reservoir and things begin
   five minutes after you leave.

 ▒ If you have agreed with your friend-
   talking about the fact that he will buy a nozzle, he
   will definitely be late.