At your leisure - The story "Shitty disk".

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SECTION: AT YOUR LEISURE  
TEXT: VOROZHKIN ALEXANDER  
MUSIC:DIA  
REFINED BY: V. ALEXANDER AND B.STAS. 
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 EPIGRAPH: 'TAKE CARE OF YOUR DISKS'  
  
 'CRAP DISK'  
  
VOLODYA SWEETLY STRETCHED INTO THE POS- 
BODY.DID NOT WANT TO GET UP.YESTERDAY 
HE HASRILY DIVED UNDER THE BLANKET,  
SO THAT THE FATHER DON'T HAVE TIME TO ASK  
IT'S ABOUT THE STOPPED DISK. YES AND THIS 
AN HOUR AT BREAKFAST HE CAN SP-  
GROW ABOUT HIM, AND THERE AT VOLODY 
KILLED PROGRAMS YOU NEED  
DAD. AND JUST WHAT HAPPENED 
VOLODYA WAS MOST FEARED.   
-HELLO, HELLO, STUDENT,- 
FATHER IRONICALLY RESPONDED TO THE PRI- 
BLOCKING, BLOCKING THE PATH OF VOLODA 
TO THE BATHROOM.                       
-I HASN'T WASHED YET,-MUMMYED  
VOLODIA.                         
-NOTHING, AND WITH AN UNWASHED FACE YOU CAN- 
BUT TALK. AND VOLODYA SUDDENLY 
SAW ON THE TABLE AMONG THE MORNING PEOPLE  
DADDY'S NEWSPAPER BROKEN DISC.     
I'M NOT GUILTY AT ALL, JUST DIS- 
THIS IS THE CODE!                    
-WELL, SO IT'S TIMEASS ON-  
BEAT.                           
-NO NEED TO PA. WHY?             
-I HAVEN'T HIT IT FOR A LONG TIME, AND IT'S FAIR -  
VOST' NEEDS TO BE RESTORED. HASTER 
SWALLOWING BREAKFAST, VOLODYA POSKO- 
REY JUMPED OUT OF THE HOUSE. BUT IN  
I DID NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. HE  
WALKED SLOWLY, LOOKING AT THE VIT- 
RINS, STUDYING POSTERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS. 
'WASHING DOG EXHIBITION' IS  
GOOD.WHAT'S IN THE MOVIE?            
 AND SUDDENLY HE LOOK LIKE STILLED.  
WHAT IS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT THERE ON  
CORNER? I WAS PROBABLY WRONG. REPAIR- 
RUGGING BROKEN DISKS. FAST, YOU- 
SUITABLE, CONVENIENT'.                  
 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! NEPRA 
I READ IT, PROBABLY.VOLODYA  
BACK TO READ AGAIN  
THIS IS AN AD.NO, ALL ACTIONS- 
EXACTLY SO IT IS. DRAWN  
A SMILING FACE AND THIS NEXT  
TEXT, ALSO AND PHONE: 'ATELIER ON  
DIS REPAIR WITH WARRANTY.TELE 
BACKGROUND 16З-78-82'.                 
 HOW IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS ? VOLODYA ZAZH- 
RILED MY EYES. OPENED THEM AGAIN.    
THE ADVERTISEMENT HAS NOT DISAPPEARED. A  
WHAT IF YOU CALL? YOU CAN POP- 
TRY. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO  
FATHER KICKED ASS. VOLODYA DECIDE- 
THE DOORS OF THE BOOTH OPENED COMPLETELY 
LEPHONE-AUTOMATO.                
-WAIT. WE'RE LEAVING,-ME ANSWERED HIM 
THALLIC VOICE.              
 SOON ON THE STREET NEAR VOLODY  
THE SMALL BLUE CAR STOPPED 
BUS. ALONG THE WHOLE BOARD THERE WENT THE CROPS - 
BULLS: 'MOBILE LABORATORY -  
TORIA M.A.F.I.A.'.WINDOWS WERE  
TIGHT CURTAINS. FROM THE BUS YOU 
ELDERLY MAN WALKED IN A BLUE BOX 
BINSUIT. HE WAS ON HIS CHEST  
OUR DIGIT 1.  
-DID YOU CALL?-HE ASKED, SHEVEL 
MUSTACHE.                          
-I SHIFTED FROM FOOT TO FOOT  
VOLODIA.                         
- COME IN.                        
 WE ARE INSIDE THE BUS - 
STANDING LABORATORY.SHEKALI DIS- 
LEADERS, PRINTER RIBBON RUNNED,  
HOM SOUNDRIVES AND AU'I.A ON  
THE DEVICE ARISED BEFORE EVERYTHING, SOFTWARE  
SIMILAR TO PENTAGON-1O24 DX 128.  
THE MUSCHEAD LOOKED VOLODYA TO HIM.    
-THIRD, TURN ON,-HE COMMANDed 
-STOP, STOP,-VOLODYA SCREAMED 
-IS THIS AN X-RAY? US AT SCHOOL  
ALREADY DID A MONTH AGO. RENT- 
GEN CAN BE DONE ONCE A YEAR.     
 - DON'T BE AFRAID, BOY, THIS IS NOT A RENT -  
GEN, THIS IS A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE!         
-WHAT IS THIS? AND WHAT IS WRITTEN  
ON YOUR BUS, HOWUNDERSTAND  
M.A.F.I.A.                      
-HEH, YOU'RE VERY WORRIED. 
IT'S THE SAME JUST-MASTER ASS  
FIRM IMPERIA HELL.THIRD, YOU  
ARE YOU TURNING ON FINALLY?                
-AND MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT TO REPAIR  
OWN DISC? - HEARD IT FROM SOMEWHERE 
A GREAKING VOICE BECAUSE OF THE DEVICES  
THE THIRD AND VOLODY HUMBLY ZASU- 
ZERO DISK IN THE DEVICE.             
 - HOW MUCH WILL IT COST? -  
SUDDENLY HE CAUGHT AWARE.           
-DO NOT BE AFRAID,-THE FIRST ANSWERED.-HOW- 
WE'LL MEET THEM.LATER.AND HE'S FOR-  
I USED THE DEVICE.                
-LOOK, THIS DISC HAS SHIFTED  
ON A WHOLE FIVE TRACKS.           
 - YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOOT IT HERE. HELP - 
GEEK ME. THEY'RE BREATHING HARD -  
THE WERE DISCUSSING RAPIDLY,  
CLICKED THE FLAG OF THE DISK DRIVE.VOLO- 
IT'S SCARY BECAUSE HE IS NOT- 
WHAT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND FROM THEIR CONVERSATION -  
ROV. WHAT ARE THE TRACKS? AND HOW IS IT CAN 
BUT SHRINK THE DISK? HE IS IMPATIENTLY 
WAITED FOR THE END OF THEIR WORK. REALLY  
THEY TOOK A LONG TIME TO CORRECT HIS DISK.  
IS IT REALLY SO SPOILED? AND HERE  
THE MUSIC ALSO PLAYED LIKE ABNORMAL 
NAY.AND THE ACHING HUMM, WORDS-GROWED UP 
BUT THE DISK CALLED FOR HELP. VOLODYA  
FELT LIKE A VISCOUS MIST  
COVERS HIM FROM HEAD TO  
NOTE. FINALLY EVERYTHING WORKED SPO- 
KOYNO.                          
-READY, TAKE IT,-HE HEARD GO- 
LOS FIRST.VOLODYA TOOK AND GLOW- 
THE TERRIFYING SOUND IN LA 
BORATORIUM DISAPPEARED. BARBLE INSPECTED 
IT'S FROM HEAD TO TOE, AS WELL AS SPOILED 
MINA.                          
-NOW GO BACK AND DISK 
YOURS WILL BE LIKE NEW, SKA- 
THE HALL IS VISIBLE, THE MUSCLE WAS MAIN  
IN THIS BUS. HE BROUGHT VOLODYA OUT 
ON THE STREET, PUT IT IN HIM'S POCKET KU- 
JUISE OF CARDBOARD AND... HERE IS VOLODYA  
I FELT WITH SURPRISE THAT  
HIS DISK STARTED WORKING LIKE THIS  
FAST AND PERFECTLY WHAT IT IS  
I NEARLY WENT UP WITH JOY.  
 'OH, IT LOOKS LIKE MINE IS FIXED -  
THE DISC IS ALMOST BENT!      
VOLODYA RETURNED TO HIS HOME- 
DRIVING. THE DOOR OPENED, LET IN  
HIM AND HE RAN UP THE STAIRS PE 
JUMPING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEVERAL 
TO THE STEPS.                    
 - IF SOMEONE SAW IT 
HOW THEY REPAIRED MY DISK!, - BROUGHT -  
MOOSE IN HIS HEAD. VOLODYA LEFT 
TEL IN THE OPEN DOOR OF THE APARTMENT,  
PUT DADDY'S DISC ON THE TABLE AND  
 ......JUMPED AT THE COMPUTER.   
THE BELL RINGEDALARM CLOCK.     
-FINALLY YOU'RE UP,-APPROACHED 
HIS COMPUTER IS EXCITED PA 
PA. AND HE was OBVIOUSLY HOLDING SOMETHING 
BEHIND THE BACK.                      
-Didn't work out, didn't work out,-WORKED- 
SIA VOLODYA. - FOR SURE THIS IS A DISK.  
BUT DADDY GOT IT FROM BEHIND BUT-  
A VEEN PACK OF ZM DISKS.        
 - HOW? YOU ARE NOT HAPPY! WE ARE WITH  
MOM PROMISED YOU A LONG TIME. BOUGHT  
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, NOT TODAY  
HELD AND TOOK WHAT DISKS - 
THE ARE VERY GOOD. GET IT!-  
A PACK OF DISKS FLYED INTO VOLODYA. 
VOLODIA RUN WITH A JOYFUL FACE 
GO TO THE BATHROOM TO WASH, HE IS NOT ON  
I DID NOT WANT TO PART WITH FOR A SECOND 
DISCS, SO I TOOK THEM WITH ME 
EVEN IN THE BATHROOM. WOW!!! HERE 
THESE ARE REAL DISCS, AND THE ONE I AM 
 FIXED TODAY! AND HE DIDN’T BELIEVE 
STOP, WHAT DID THIS MUSTACHE PUT IN 
POCKET? VOLODYA RUSHED TO THE TABLE 
WITH CORRECTED DISC, IN POCKET  
THE CARD WAS:  
 M.A.F.I.A.                     
 OUR PHONES:  
 З7-З2-2О,З7-6О-45!             
-IT WILL BE USEFUL,-VOLODYA AND BE DECIDED- 
HID THE CARD CAREFULLY IN THE PORT  
FEL.                           
'AND MY DISC? IT MAY NOT WORK -  
MELTING?'-REMEMBERHE.WOOOW, THIS  
THE DISK WAS NOT ONLY RESTORED 
BUT ALSO PACKED WITH THE LATEST 
DEVELOPMENTS OF LEADING MANUFACTURING COMPANIES 
DRIVERS. THIS IS COOL. YOU CAN GO  
GO TO SCHOOL CALMLY AND WITHOUT AFRAID THAT 
MY DISK DRIVE WILL NOT STOP THE DISK 
SINCE M.A.F.I.A. CORPORATION  
WILL RECORD THEM FOR ME AGAIN! AND IF  
WHAT A PHONE CELL WILL ALWAYS HELP TO THE HELP.  
  
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