Humor - Rules for using the men's restroom.

     But this is for our guys. Very necessary rules.


            RULES FOR USING THE MEN'S TOILET!

 1. a) Use the toilet carefully, keep it clean,
       maintaining hygiene in public restrooms.
    b) Do not throw paper, cigarette butts or other debris into the toilet seat.
       rubbish

 2. When using the toilet in a standing position, you should:

    a) keep the wooden or plastic toilet seat vertically
       nom position;
    b) keep your feet shoulder-width apart, with your knees resting on
       edge of the toilet, maintaining body balance;
    c) with your right or left hand (optional) firmly, but not compressed
       May, hold the penis. Direct the stream exactly to the middle
       toilet bowl, preventing liquid from splashing onto the edges of the toilet
       basin, floor, walls and ceiling of the toilet;
    d) at the end of the procedure with the right or left hand (optional)
       shake the penis two or three times and hide it.
    e) pull or press smoothly, without jerking (depending on
       design) the cistern drain handle, carefully
       everyone so that all the feces go completely into the toilet ass-
       for.

 3. When using the toilet in a sitting position, you should:

    a) keep a wooden or plastic toilet seat horizontally
       flat position;
    b) it is not allowed to stand on the toilet with your feet. Sit down on de-
       wooden or plastic toilet seat.
    V)while sitting on the toilet, squeeze your buttocks, trying to hold them as
       as deep as possible in the toilet.
    d) keep your back straight, without hunching.
    e) keep your feet at a height of 5-10 cm from the floor.
    f) strain your abdominal press in time with your calling instincts, when
       In this case, it is recommended to make guttural cries like A-A,
       M-M, O-O
    g) after completing the bowel movement, use the toilet
       paper. Dispose of paper in specially equipped
       baskets, not in the toilet.
    h) pull or press smoothly without jerking (depending on
       design) the cistern drain handle, carefully
       making sure that all the feces go completely into the asshole
       pelvis
    i) if the feces have not completely gone into the toilet bowl, the procedure
       repeat the foolish drain several times, wiping the walls of the toilet
       basin with a special brush.

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