At one time I was interested in collecting various toasts. And apparently
It's time to publish them - maybe they will be useful to someone!
This is the one I like the most:
I drink so that they give us...
Awards, orders, medals...
So that you always get up at the right moment...
And never gave up...
A GLASS filled with wine!!!
Two old married girlfriends decided to have fun and went to
hippodrome We should bet on some horse, but
which one? We decided this:
-What bra number are you wearing? First? And I'm second.
Let's put - two plus one - on the third number.
Horse number three came first. Having divided the winnings,
happy girlfriends returned home and told everything
husbands. Spurred on by excitement, the men the next day
rushed to the hippodrome.
- Which one should we bet on?
- Listen, how much do you pay for your wife’s night?... Well, you understand me...
- Me? Seven!
- And I'm nine. Let's put it at sixteen.
But this time horse number two came first.
Let's drink to always telling your friends the truth!
I. In men's companies:
1) Let's drink to the ladies - they don't care, but we're pleased.
2) Let's drink to the ladies, because "I won't give" is a bad word.
3) For you and me and to hell with them!
4) Let's clap (#@it) - it brings us together so much!
5) So that he can stand until he is ninety years old...
II.In mixed companies:1) For the elk: to drink, to sleep, to eat,
to be loved, to...MOOSE, - for the moose!
2) For the cute, beautiful, kind, smart, attractive - for
us guys!
3) Let's drink to what made us, no matter what
(AL: usually by this point everyone except the speaker has already
drank => end of toast)
This is also a wonderful toast, one might even say Georgian.
Three women walked onto the bank of a stormy, stormy river. Across the river they
saw the Land of Happiness and Tamarinds.
"Oooh!" - the women cried. And they wanted to get into
country of happiness. ..., but there was no bridge anywhere, and to swim across the stormy
they couldn't run the river. Then one of the women screamed, turning to
to God: “Lord! Send me as many boards as I cheated on
to your husband!" And God sent her so many boards that she could
run across them to the land of happiness and tamarinds.
Then the second woman also prayed (see last
quote)... And God sent her several boards from which she
was able to make a boat and sail to the land of happiness and tamarinds.
And the 3rd woman also prayed to God with the same request... but
God didn’t send her anything... and then she sat down on the shore
a stormy, stormy river and cried! ...
So... I propose to drink to our beautiful
WOMEN never cried!
Imagine that you are visiting and they are constantly pouring and pouring you
and pour it.
1) Forheroes of the occasion;
2) For parents;
3) For those who are at sea;
4) For those who are in the morgue;
5) For those present here I will give;
6) For the non-lads present here;
7) For all things that exist;
8) Zza otsushchhh zzddess ddam;
Here is one of the old (traditional) toasts.
A naked (naked) woman with a gun in her hand walks into
men's bathhouse The men saw her and covered themselves with their basins. She
pointed the gun at them: “Hands up!” - The men raised their hands...
and the basins are hanging.
So let's drink to the great power that holds the basins!
Very nice toast!
One very rich king had a beautiful daughter. He locked her
into a very high tower and said that whoever could climb this tower
Shnu will get her as a wife and half the kingdom in addition, otherwise she will be abandoned
daredevil into the abyss...
And then one climbed, but didn’t make it, and they threw him into the abyss...
The second one also climbed, but also didn’t make it, and the second one was thrown into the abyss...
And the third one got in!
And the king said, “Take my daughter and half the kingdom!”
To this he replied: “I don’t need anything, throw me into the lost too.”
there!!!" "Why?" "And for the company!!!"
So let's drink to this company...
A toast with meaning!
Once upon a time there was a dragon... A terrible dragon... And he had such
habit: flying over the city to eat all the virgins. Yes
Let's drink to this flying over OUR city
the dragon died of hunger...
A beautiful girl and a donkey are standing on the mountain. The girl took off
a scarf - the donkey is standing,the girl took off her blouse - the donkey is standing,
the girl took off her skirt - the donkey is standing, the girl has completely undressed -
the donkey is standing... So let's drink so that we won't be
such donkeys!
And finally, these small ones - mini toasts.
For you and me and to hell with them!
Let's drink to the MOOSE: So that you EAT and DRINK, so that you want and can!
There is a proposal. Any objections?
Let's expand the vessels and move them at once!
Let all those who want us to live like them die!
Let those who don’t love us die, and those who love us, let them live!
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