Some kind of bullshit... or a mitten without animals The bear sits by himself, he’s been living on his own for a year in your new home. Doesn't know anyone in new place, some guy came to a new city damn, he sits and doesn’t know what to do. Then he hears something banging on the door =( - Are you here or there? - Yes, I am a frog frog, let's live together! The witch opened the door: - WOW FUCK!!! To live with such a TOAD, no ax at night you pass out!!! Get out of here QUAsimodo, otherwise how... The toad apparently took a shit and galloped off at a fast pace. shade of light... And the witch had already laid down, and here it is again "BANG!" - Fuck your mother! What the fuck is fucking?! - Mmm, it's me - little fox sister, let's live together? The witch opened the door, looks - the king is standing all like this, melting... - Well, come in... - Oh, what a bastard! I'll clean up for now, and you go buy us some dumplings at the store... While the witch was going for dumplings, the fox got away :( - Oh, you bitch! - the bear said when he came in. Scoundrel! I cleaned the floor of the house!!! Red creature... :( From FUCK, again the bear is thrown, he sits... sittingwatching the TV series "Family Belly"... It's fuck, bang! The door flew off =( - Aaaah!!! - the bear shouted. - Don't be scared, it's me, brother gray wolf. - Who?! - Brother, Gray! - What the fuck brother?! I have no brothers! What did you do to my door?! - Don’t worry, bro, I’ll ring the korisham now, they will rivet your armored door! - Well, come on... - Toka, listen, you, this is a couple of huts for me Give me days, on signature... - What?! Fuck you with your receipt fuck you!!! - Hey, are you in kind? Will you answer now... - You will answer at school! Get out of here! The wolf took a shit because... according to its standards, The “school” is a meeting of the “godfathers” of all the gangs. As soon as I heard this, I immediately ordered a bear titanium door and gave money in addition, So that the bear was silent about the wolf's attack. The bear is sitting and thinking about what to buy for these grandmas: - Well, I’ll probably buy a tape recorder tomorrow! Here, he hears someone drumming: - What the hell is that?! Fed up!!! Opened the door: - Who are you?! - I'm a bouncing bunny, come on... - Well, jump from here!!! Otherwise you will become kastylyajchekom! I'll break you! Frightened hare crap half the forest until ran away from his house... The bear went the next day radio market He thinks about what to buy, looks - there is a second bear, and above it there is a sign "Spectrum". Well, he thinks I’ll come over now: - Hello, fellow countryman! - Hello. - What are you selling here? - Spectrum computers, software, and you Do you have a computer? Which ? - Well, I have a fox... Pentium... - Oh, did the fox?She's in the city Oberon I also wanted to kill one bird, so Petya helped. - Where was this Petya before when she threw...:( - Don't worry, buy a new one! - No way! I don't even have half of it. - Ha, so why the hell do you need a stump? Buy Speck it’s cheaper, and you’ll also leave money for software, and you’ll become friends with No! - What kind of config? - Pentagon 256k/AY-Chip/... - So, the memory is not enough... - Enough for Speck! And the Spekkovskaya lads what! You won’t find it on Stump in our forest such bros! - Okay, come on! In general, the bear Speck bought it, and became live for yourself, code... Since then, no one has abandoned him or runs over, because Spekkov's gang everyone is afraid! This is how the Spectrum becomes everyday a comrade not only for people ;) . And Misha is still sitting on Speck, Yes, maybe he’s already dead, because it was a long time ago... ALL. ;( All bullshit by SEEENS
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