My mind - criticism of the newspaper from EXTREME.

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  Serves you right, asshole! ;)
So, I, EXTREME, decided to start
articles MY MIND about this newspaper.
   I'll start criticizing right away!!! ;(
I certainly liked the article "Fishing"
but then it dawned on me to say a couple
dissatisfaction...:(
   So, as SEEENS conceived the great villain -
Well, I'm afraid of this... He planned something like this
tell tales in every room, and
who else but me will be able to stop him...
   Of course I'm not against such funny
stories, but I know SEEENS if he
If you take on something, then expect a disaster...:(
   He will then start writing about how
we saved the Earth from Aliens, or something
we killed Hitler in 1945...Also
can write that our ancestors, SEENSand
EXTRIM, also sat on SpeZtrume, like this
primitive computers were called...
   Actually, I'm kidding, I'm just a little bit
imagined what he could do before
think of it...And if it goes on like this, then
everyone will know EXTREM like a crazy person...:(
>Ha! And then I burst in, SEEENS, and brazenly
 I'm interrupting EX! ;(
 I'm just writing without any offense
 what comes to mind...
>Well, yes...And in the article "Terrorists" you too
 did you make it all up?
>No, these are just real .?е?//kswpsdw
 (Do you think what kind of mistakes are these? Yes, they are not
 errors, just me and EX typing now
  text behind one keyboard, and that’s enough
  but it’s problematic, and EX blatantly interrupts me
  and climbs with his clumsy hands towards
  keyboard...)
>Damn, poor keyboard...
>Of course, if you fight so hard for
 typing text, then all the keys whined
 melting...
>Yes, there are already three of them missing...
>From FUCK...where did they go...???

(We'll spend another half an hour looking for the keys...)

>That's it, EX, stop fooling around and toiling around
 bullshit...
>I agree, we provide this criticism
 to you, users, so you already see how
 will this happen and how...
>Yes, so don't break and hit the text!
>Everyone give me the printaaa...
>Don't interfere...!!!
>Don't get involved!
>Fuck you! My Spec!
>Yeah! And my criticism! My text...

 Further events are not described, criminal
reading matter is not appropriate in this newspaper...

 EXTREME & SEEENS 2003