Adventures - How Seens and EXTREM went fishing.

     How me and EXTREM went fishing

 I really love fishing, and therefore,
Whenever the opportunity arises, I go fishing.
   It was summer. Me and EX (EXTREME) agreed -
go fishing. We agreed to stand up
about 7:00, and go.
   I blew myself up at 5:00 because EX
He was already yelling near the gate and breaking my fence.
   While I was getting dressed, he went crazy
I tore off a piece of the gate and ran away :(.
   I went to his house. Entering the yard
I found a large hole in his window,
from which strange objects flew out.
   From the house I heard:
-"Oh, you asshole!!!...Aaaaah!!!!"
 I went into the house and saw that EX was racing -
with a kettle all over the house...=(, I first-
la nifiga did not understand, but seeing his brother
who was flushing from the kettle, he understood everything.
His brother once again carried out the command
FORMAT C:, completely random, and fast
formatted the HARD DISK, you mean
screw with several gigs in 5 seconds.
   How does he manage to do this, humanity?
I won’t understand until the end of my days :).
   After all this fuss, EX calmed down,
and we went on our way.
   We had already approached the Dnieper and began to choose
a place to relax and go fishing.
   EX, as always, went into the wilds :(.
In general, we found some kind of swamp :(, and
decided to stop since it was already half a day
wandered around, looking for a place.
   Here EX says:
-"Well, what? I'm stillI'll go get some branches for the fire
  I’ll break it, and you prepare your fishing gear..."
 He went...I already prepared everything and he
everything is wandering :(...
   An hour passed, I already began to doze off,
woke up from a stupor =(.... =-()
   FUCK!!! EX burned the floor of the swamp!!!
-"EX!!! Are you really sick?!!!"
-"Damn, I wanted to light the caster,
  the reeds caught fire, blew, blew, whatever
  extinguish, it didn’t work... :("
-"Huh?! A fire!? You burned half the swamp!!!"
-"Come on, there's no fire anymore, let's go fishing"
-"Okay... :("
 We started fishing, the second time EX
swung and hit himself in the ear with the hook:
-"AAAAAAAAA!!!! ...what the hell??!!!"
-"Ha! You caught yourself...:)"
-"AAAAAA...AAAH...ahhhhhh!!! REMOVE!!!!!!"
 With great grief, I removed the hook from it.
-"Okay, EX, go take it out and eat it..."
 Before I could turn away, I heard a scream
EX's:
-"AHHHH!!! Oh, you FALL!!!"
 EX chased some cat, but I didn’t
I realized that I had caught something... HUGE!!!
-"EE-E-EX!!!!! I caughtcatfish!!!! Grab it
  stick and kill him!!!"
EX grabbed the drabinyaku and how YELLS through the water.
Silence... we gathered, happy as elephants
get it, but here... :(
   A huge man climbed out of the water with
underwater mask and with the words "Pray,
CATTLE!" rushed at us.
   We started to run away, we didn’t run for long,
until the man shouted "AAAaaa...", and
fell into some kind of chute...
   We disappeared home. In the evening I get a knock
It occurred to me to take the book from EX.
   It was already dark, I rushed towards him.
Entering the yard I discovered a GHOST!!!
   Some white crap got into the bucket,
but as soon as this crap fell through the shovel
shouting "what the hell...!!!" I immediately
I realized it was EX. :)
   He grabbed a shovel and shouted:
-"Who the fuck put this shovel here?!!"
Threw it in my direction, almost knocked me out
all my teeth.
   EX was so freaked out that he almost
fell into the hole in the bucket, he was saved by the sheet...
-"Hey, EX it's me..."
-"Ah!!! Again??? "
He grabbed a stick and shouted:
-"Damn the evil spirits!!!", ran to
me.
   Then Ifound himself in his bed, and
I realized that I dreamed everything, and that
I just have to go fishing.
   I looked at my watch, it was 5:00.
Going out into the yard, I saw EX yelling, and
breaks my fence. Tearing off a piece of the fence
he disappeared...:(
   I thought, “Today is going to be a great day!”
And went to EX's house...:)



 SEEENS :)


PS> So what? Did you understand the main joke of the story?