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Recently, the head of Microsoft Corporation
Bill Gates visited Russia, where he was treated for
impotence. The treatment was successful, after
Why did the businessman change the name of the company to
"Hyperhard".
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One day, when Bill Gates was walking around
park, a boy approached him:
- Uncle, what time is it?
“Ten minutes to two,” answered Bill Gates.
- Uncle, when it’s two, you’ll kiss me-
nyah in the ass, okay?
Billy Gates didn't like it and...
ran after the guy in order to catch up with him and
give me a good spanking. A passerby noticed this
and asked Bill:
- What do you want from the guy?
- Yes, the scoundrel, he said, when it’s two
an hour for me to kiss his ass.
A passerby looks at his watch:
- Oh, well then run. You only have five mi-
chickpeas left.
* * *
The residents gathered for a smoke break. They sit andThey talk about computers. One of them is here
exclaims:
- Guys, we are all about computers and about
computers... Let's talk about
women
- Exactly! Let's! Here I am yesterday such gifs with
downloaded by women!..
* * *
- What is multitasking?
Windows'95?
- The fact that it works and is buggy
at the same time.
* * *
The programmer and his wife went to the super-
market
Having made all the necessary purchases, they left
outside, and the wife said:
- Stay here and keep your eyes peeled for these girls.
seven bags while I go and find so-
si.
When the wife returned, she saw a stunned
my husband rearranging bags
in place.
Programmer:
- You said there were ten bags here, and I
I only counted nine!
Wife:
- But there were ten of them!
Programmer:- No, let's count together: 0,1,2,3...
* * *
A new Russian comes to the store to buy
computer:
- Listen, brother. Can you give me a cool computer?
bungle?
- I can IBM 386.
- Yes. Can you do it even better?
- Please - IBM 486.
- And even cooler is weak?
- Not at all. Here's a Pentium pro.
- Wow, cool! Can you tell me the coolest one?
- Here. Here is the coolest computer
based on Pentium III processor, hard drive
16 GB, 71'' color monitor.
- Come on, I'll take it.
The new Russian leaves:
- Oh yes, I almost forgot: this is enough,
to play Tetris???
* * *
A new Russian comes to the store
computers.
- In kind, guys, sell me Hewlett
Packard.
- We’ll sell it, but you’re only
We bought the same one the day before yesterday.
- Yes, I bought it, but it has a stand for
coffee broke.
-What coffee stand?
- Well, like that. You press the button and it
it's so fun to go out.
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