Smiley - Twilight.

City #52


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  (c) С.Альтов
                         С У М Е Р К И
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                    письмо от кинолюбителей

  Просим  целиком  опубликовать  в вашем журнале наше херсонское
письмо от кинолюбителей, в клубе которых мы состоим.
  Наш клуб хорошо известен в Херсонской области и за рубежом - в
Николаевской.  Вот уже десять лет мы самозабвенно смотрим лучшие
ленты  отечественного и зарубежного кинематографа, обогащая свой
внутренний мир до неузнаваемости.
  Обсуждения  всегда проходят живо, даже заинтересованно. Спорим
до  хрипоты, можем до драки. К намoften they bring directors,
actors, those who create all this, so that they look into the eyes
to those for whom.
 The film of the famous Italian made us put pen to paper
directed by Jurilli "Twilight", which finally came out on our
screens.
  We sincerely ran the film in both directions,
rearranged the parts, changed the voltage in the network - everything is the same!
  As a result, we honestly did not understand why this
look, pornography, in which nothing is understood, was awarded as
you wrote, two Oscars? We wouldn't do it for our Gregory alone
gave it away!
  It’s also good that film distribution met the audience halfway and instead of three
hours, like at the festival in San Sebastian, and instead of two hours,
like at the festival in Tashkent, our film was shown with a newsreel
an hour and a half, which is also a lot, considering how we save every
a minute during which nothing is done in our country!
  I would like to ask director Giurilli a number of questions that
will put him in a dead end. Your magazine wrote: at the film festival
the main prize for the most feminine performance of the role was awarded to the actress
Monica Vitti for her role as the daughter in Twilight.  Well then, neither-
which daughter played by no Monica Vitti is not in the film and in
at all. And it turns out she was given a prize? Is it really possible for money there?
but, unlike us, buy everything?
  The picture starts off quite normally. Family from the province
movesto the big city.  Mother, father, two sons. True
one of them, Mario, once said: “Little sister is in trouble.”
Maybe he meant Monica Vitti? Well, the director knows better than him
intention.
  For about ten minutes we were aware of what was happening with interest, and then
episode where secretary Julia enters the bank director's office
Vitorio, we were involuntarily stunned. He closes the door with a key, removes
jacket and tie. The secretary smiles similarly and says: “You
Do you want to check the estimate again?" In response, the director pours two
glasses of wine. Next we see Julia breastfeeding her baby...
  Everyone knows that children are not born after a glass of wine, otherwise
We would be full of people! Maybe Julia, like a gentleman,
breastfeeding someone else's child?  She was asked to hold, and he
hungry?
  Or she feeds her baby, but since we only see
from the back, then she is not feeding him with her breast, you never know who else is there
was it?  Well, if these are her own breasts and her son, why
five minutes later she strokes the red-haired fellow on the head and says:
"You must avenge me, son!"
  Who should I take revenge on, and what happened in general?  Maybe in everything
are the bandits who appeared on the screen a couple of times to blame?
  We decided this: obviously, someone from the gang killed Monica Vitti for
the fact that she refused to give birth to a child, for whom the bandits
wanted to get a ransom while bank director Vitorio was feedingbreasts
secretary. Agree, it seems logical, although, of course, it’s idiocy.
  When the fishermen pulled out a drowned woman, we were happy.
They thought that suddenly Monica Vitti had finally surfaced with the main prize. Os-
They turned off the film and looked at the drowned woman for a long time. But we all see
shared her for the first time, except for Rubtsova, who identified her
chief accountant, who is still alive.  Really
Italian screenwriters have such a wretched fantasy that you have to
drown our accountants?
  In short, we have never seen such an idiotic film, although
We watched many masterpieces of domestic and foreign cinema.
This film offers nothing but a headache. And rightly so
They've reduced this burdensomeness from three hours to one and a half hours!
  We are convinced that the film once again demonstrated the benefits
our cinema: although it’s not always interesting, it’s clear to a fool. And
Although they are curious, they don’t understand a damn thing.
  If director Giurilli has the opportunity to visit
Kherson and our club, we’ll be happy to argue until we’re hoarse, and if
If it doesn’t work out, then there’s a fight, which will certainly strengthen friendly
relations between Kherson and Italy.

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