Smiley - Milk is doubly funnier if after cucumbers...

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 An inquisitive passenger asks the flight attendant:
- Why is your plane called TU-154-2B?
- Well, it's very simple. TU is the development of a design budget
named after Tupolev, 150 - number of passengers, 4 - crew.
- And 2B?
- And this is Natasha and I.

  Milk is doubly funnier if after cucumbers...

 Question to Armenian radio:
- Why don’t Finns eat chakhokhbili?
- In retaliation... Because Georgians don’t eat yaaylokoivistuaare.

 Koschey the immortal threw himself under the wheels of a KAMAZ, then shot and killed
I drowned myself, hanged myself... In general, that day I had fun like
wanted.