Smiley - God knows how many days are left until the end of the world...

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God knows how many days are left until the end of the world...

  “- Don’t you have a head on your head? Yes, I’ll kill you with my hands!”

  A cigarette helps pass your life.

  An occupational disease for programmers is flat-bottomedness.

  It’s better to ask three times than to get lost once.

 NO, THE WRONG COUNTRY WAS CALLED HONDURAS...

 I don't let my husband near the kitchen.  The last time he
was in charge there, he burned the salad.

  An experienced traffic light is much better than a young traffic controller.

  A driven in screw is better than a screwed in nail.

  Yesterday I worked on myself all day. My arms were very tired, but
Lok whitewashed.

 I BET THE BUBBLE I WILL DRINK IT!!!

 Russian speech without swearing turns into a report.

 WE DON ' T Swear, WE TALK IN IT!

 Our summer, although short, has little snow!

  Don't spit undertable. There are guests there too!

  - Who do you work for?
- I'm a pharmacist.
- Oh, so you work in a pharmacy.
- No, I’m formatting drive C.

  Nowadays, a normal person has about three armpits: one
somewhere under the left hand, one somewhere under the right, and one somewhere in
area of the rug...