Smiley - Conversation between two American pilots.

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  Conversation between two American pilots:
-John, you don’t know that your wife is constantly...
Yanno is cheating on you with a Chinese guy?
-Oh she... She's like that!!
-By the way, we are approaching Belgrade.
 The Chukchi comes to the television studio and,
they say, come on, film me. Asking him
ut:
-Mr. Chukchi, will you sing or dance-
maybe show trickscall?
-No, I have dandruff, however...

                  -How to explain the increased
 recently active
 is our president?
 - By replacing the process
ra on Pentium III, sorryold operating system
                 the topic remains...


                  They are swimming, that means, Gerasim
                 with Moo-moo on a boat... Moo-moo
                 addresses Gerasim:
                 - There’s something wrong with you, Gerasim.
                 you're finishing...

 Two drunks slowly move along
streets: one is crawling, and the other is still walking,
holding onto the fence.
- Do you respect me? - asks the walker.
- I'm proud of you! - answers the creeping one.

 A mother says to her daughter:
-It seems to me that you are getting married, not
after thinking.
-But mom, you yourself said that I still
It's too early to think about it.
           
  My husband sits at the computer without stopping.
His wife serves him coffee. Having barely taken a sip, he
says:
-Don’t you know that I drink coffee without sugar?
hara?
-I know.  I just wanted to hear so much
your voice...

  Sinking in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean
ship. The captain is in a panic, here he is informed -
they say that among the passengers there is a rabbi, who
which can perform miracles.  It's urgent
They bring him to the captain, and he tearfully asks:
-Rabbi, what can I do, please advise?
-Do you have Internet?
-Eat!-Then sell the ship urgently.


 A friend tells a friend
goy:
-Such horror, yesterday for the first time
I went fishing with my husband and
we had a terrible fight.
-What happened?
-Well, first I’ll talk loudly-
cooked and scared everything away
fish, then I didn’t bait
that bait, then the wrong one
she hooked it well.  And finish-
the moose is generally bad: I'm
caught more fish than him.