Smiley - Listen, have you subscribed to newspapers for next year?

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  -Listen, have you written out newspapers for next year?
-Why? There is INTERNET!
-Will you go to the toilet with a keyboard?

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  -What to do if the computer freezes?
- Pull out the cord, squeeze out the glass....

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  The biggest "Year 2000 problem" is that
Yeltsin may hang around for a second term.

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 -What needs to be done to activate WINDOWS?
-Show him naked DOS....

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  A drunken hacker is crawling along the road. To meet him second-
swarm.
-Listen, you got coded last week.
-And I found this code...

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  God created Adam. A week later Adam comes to
God and says:
-It's boring, Lord. I want to fuck at night.
God created a wife for him.  The next day again
Adam comes to God.
-Lord, I want to fuck during the day.
And God created him a mistress. The next morning
Adam comes again.
-Lord, I want to fuck day and night.            
And God created WINDOWS-95....
 
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  -Moishe, you have a new computer. Where did you get it?
-Ah, this isWhen my father died, he sold it to me...