History - Booze with the participation of all Belarusian groups: SERGEY STURM/LGN


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(C) SERGEY STURM/LGN

 As expected - a drinking party with the participation of all (?) Belarusians
groups occurred. True, not December 28 (as was written in the appendix)
decisions), but 27. This significantly affected the number of participants
nicknames Everyone who wanted to came. I will list (approximately) the composition of the
those who were at the party:

First, guests from Minsk: Ascendansy creatives labs group from Grodno
consisting of:
Laser Genius
          Dr.Grifus
          Tom Hial
          Mini Song
          Sir Denis
          Mag

Minsk:

ZX-Legion group:
 Sergey Sturm
                 Firean

Fatality group:
 Mast
                Ars
(((Nicyishch`ЇNa McMaker

Rage group:
Wolf

Pro Hackers Dynasty group:
Ice
                           Equator

Individuals:
 Tankard
                   Max


For me this day, and all the drinking began at 9.?? morning,
when I was unexpectedly awakened by an early bell. Ars called.
He asked in a very concerned voice:
-Is there any money?
“Of course there is,” I still moved my lips with great difficulty, not-
leaving a lot of sleep.
- Let’s just drive to Mast quickly, otherwise we’ll all be drunk.
-Fine.
     He hung up the tube and immediately galloped around the room, putting on his jeans.
Before leaving, I called Wolf and explained the situation. Wolf to go from-
seemed to refer to the fact that he needed to go to the laundry. Well
To hell with it, I thought, and having first called Firean, I finally
then went to the long-awaited party.
     When I entered the party apartment I was immediately attacked
cheerful Ars began to hug him tenderly, his bones almost cracked. When
Upon entering the room itself, I was very struck by a row of beer bottles
lined up on the chest of drawers. I also thought that the Grodno residents robbed
Minsk beer factory "Kryshtal". When meeting the guests, I found out
It turned out that Tom Hial mistook me for Arny. No one has drunk vodka yet
although there was only 0.7 purchased by Ars. Everyone was waiting for someone
will come again. We've arrived: Wolf, which I didn't expect to see at all
and Firean. We collected our money and went to the store. On the return trip
You called Arny, Mythos and Ice. Arny was not at home, Mi-
phos refused to go, but Ice gave it with great pleasure
welcome to your presence at the party, promising to take with you
a couple of members fromof your group.
     Well, we came with vodka... Everyone was surprised how we
We didn’t drink a single gram on the way. We were also surprised how they
did not drink 0.7 left without our supervision. While they were doing for-
I'm off to work at Nicksoft. It's a pity...
     They started drinking, taking pictures, smoking on the balcony, playing
three-liter can into football... About an hour later they brought Tan-
card with McMaker. They kicked around the penalty area, we finished the rest.
There is nothing to do, you have to go get the money... Thank God for Tankard and
Mack found the money. They took (it seems) two bottles and again took
wanted to drink. They drank a lot, but argued even more. I don't know how it is there
Masta's balcony didn't collapse... almost everyone gathered on it at one time
not our whole crowd. Everyone was having fun and joy... When they finished drinking
and this vodka, at the most inopportune moment my memory was cut off,
so I don’t remember what happened next at all. The truth is coming
This day they told me who remembered what. They said they were still going
for vodka, that Ice has finally arrived with Equator, that
Nicksoft returned from work with Max, who went to see him off
two Grodno residents, that I got lost at the station...
     The first glimpses of reason came to me when I woke up in
trolleybus and noticed that he had already passed his stop. Later before-
I felt a little pierced and I remembered where I had been staggering for three and a half
hour: he pretended to be a cop (or a local police officer???) and broke into
hutsmaking noise there and creating confusion, he ran away from the present
real cops (or riot police???) they called almost a company,
than several were with machine guns; visited my relatives,
located at the other end of the city from my apartment... Still not
remember...
     Having partially sobered up, I called (at 20.30) my friend Sack and
persuaded me to go to Mast. No problem, let's go. On the tram it was discovered
it looks like my entire kurta and jeans are dirty in the back (probably I’m still
finally escaped from the cops!!!)...
     We came to Mast in the area. For prevention, he threw Masta into
balcony with a little snow. It thundered as if throughout the whole house
glass collapsed. Mast flew out onto the balcony and started saying something incomprehensible
scream. Without particularly listening to the swearing, Sack and I rushed to
Masta entrance. They called... (I just can’t get used to the fact that
Masta no call). They knocked. Mast opened the door and started something
yelling in meaning is very similar to the roar when he stood on the balcony.
Without paying much attention to Masta, we entered the apartment. And again
when I entered the room I was surprised by one detail: the room was
perfectly clean. When my memory had not yet faded, the room was
very cool pork (wrappers from Grodno sausages and sausages
lay on the floor and chest of drawers mixed with ashes and half-eaten Ar-
with lightly salted cucumber). There was silence in the room. Two Grodno-
The two were lying on the ottoman, and one was sitting in a chair. All three of us held on
with your left hand behind your head.Poor guys, I understand them. There's no one else
it was. When I asked where TOM HIAL went, they answered that
he went to spend the night with Ars. A couple of minutes later Nicksoft showed up
with MAX. We collected money. The missing five pieces of stresli from the city
Nenets (seems to be from Mag). He didn’t want to give money, he motivated
This is because I still have to go home tomorrow, and I don’t have enough money. What for?
Max reassured him: “It’s okay to stay with Mast!” In short, let's go
or for vodka. We actually bought two bottles of wine. Just started
Masta drink, Tankard and Tom Hial came crawling (precisely crawling).
Both of them are drunk and pleased with themselves. Tankard had pants
even dirtier than mine, only not in the back like mine, but in the front. It was
it feels like he was riding a hill (snow in some places
there was, but the temperature was above zero). They didn’t know where they were hanging out.
Only Tankard made a bold assumption that they were on the Finnish
what gas station? No one could explain why they went there. Tom
Hial went to bed, displacing his fellow villagers, and Tankard
started drinking with us. The drinking session for Petya Tankard ended immediately.
las. He felt bad and went home. We finished the wine and
Having said goodbye to the Grodno residents, they went home. That's all. Ho-
I just want to express my gratitude to the Ascendansy group for
they responded to the invitation and came to visit us.


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