Toasts - Well, what would a drunken party be without a toast.

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Well, what would a party be without a toast:

TOASTS.
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 Once upon a time there lived a dragon... A terrible dragon... And he had the following habit:
flying over the city to eat all the virgins. So let's do it
Let's drink to this dragon flying over OUR city
died of hunger...

   A beautiful girl and a donkey are standing on the mountain. The girl took off her scarf
- the donkey is standing, the girl has taken off her blouse - the donkey is standing, the girl has taken off
a skirt - the donkey is standing, the girl has completely undressed - the donkey is standing...
So let's drink so that we won't be such donkeys!

 Here's a fairy tale toast!
"Once upon a time there was a king. He had a daughter. Fortune tellers told him that his daughter
will give birth to three girls. The king was indignant and imprisoned his daughter in a tower,
but after 9 months she gave birth to a girl. The king imprisoned his daughter in
higher tower, history repeats itself. Then he imprisoned her in
the tallest tower, but...the daughter still became pregnant.
 So let’s drink to Carlson, who lives on the roof!”

And here's another one.
 "When a woman crosses a puddle, she lifts her dress to her ankles.
When she crosses the river, she lifts her dress to her waist. So let's have a drink
for the woman crossing the ocean!"


 That's all. YES PABACHENNYA!

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