Humor - Kids.

                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       



Kids.

Vovochka is being tried for hooliganism.
-Why are you being a bully?
-So there’s no one to raise me, 
citizen judge!
-Where is your mother?
-He is in prison for drugs.
-And dad?
-I got drunk once, banged someone and
went to jail.
-Well, do you at least have someone?
-Elder brother - he’s in medical school-
tute.
-You see! Is that what he's doing there?
- It sits in a jar, preserved in alcohol, with 
born with two heads.

-Alyosha, why are you bent over like that?
-I'm an old man.
-Where are you going?
-Retirement.

-And you, Petya, who do you want to become?
-A female astronaut.

Son comes home:
-Dad, this is what happens at our school today-
It seemed that your salary would not be enough.

The school year is over, Vovochka is coming
home.
“Have you been transferred?” asks mom.
-Yes, from the fifth “c” to the fifth “d”.

To your health.

From the medical history:
"The patient behaved badly, for which he was
operated again"

A healthy person is poorly examined -
ny patient.

-Doctor, how is he?
- The bullet is stupid, it didn’t hit any important organs -
gans.
-God bless !
-But the bayonet is great... Yes, the bayonet is great...

-Here I argued with myself about what to smoke
I'll quit.
-So what ?
-What, what... I got into beer!
!