GIGGLE-HAKHANKI
King Kong catches "OKU", lets him go
Don and quietly whispers:
"Ladybug, fly to the sky..."
-Is it possible to become numb with 2 drops of vodka?
-You can, if you put some drops in your eyes!
Early in the morning there was a call to the fire department.
- Hello! Send a fire truck urgently
with water!
- Do you have a fire there?
-No... DRY JACK!
D'Artagnan approaches Athos and says:
-Athos, it seems to me that you are just dirty
fagot!
Athos turned purple and his face changed
and says:
-No one has ever dared to contact
to me on "you"!!!
Chukchi seeing a new broom: “Completely stupid
my wife: there’s not a drop of vodka in the house, and she
buys furniture!"
A man comes to a hardware store
-Give me soap and rope.
-Are you going to hang yourself?
-(sarcastically) No, damn it, I'll wash myself-
and rock climbers!!!
A girl is getting ready to go to a disco, I bend over
she is smiling and putting on her shoes. Here her mother looks
Rit - but my daughter doesn’t have any panties!
Mother:
-Why are you going to a disco without panties-
?
Daughter:
-Mom, when are you going to a concert?
do you plug your ears with cotton?
Rave/Prodigy team
"NOX"
The story is based on the game NOX.
Prologue.
“Well, damn it, this weather!” he said.
Xia Arnie, and at that second the word flashed
niya, he doesn’t remember anything else, because
that lightning struck right on his house,
although he had a lightning rod.
Chapter one.
"Captain"
Arnie woke up, the first thought was where am I
I’m falling, and he really was falling. He
I saw many rivers below, trees
vein, forests, buthis attention was attracted
something that he couldn't understand exactly
blue and red stripes. It is approx.
sting or Arnie fell, but it's fast
grew in size.
Arnie fell on this "thing", he didn't...
felt the force of the blow, but simply drowned
in it.
Someone grumbled from below, then
it grew into a hysterical scream, and
then everything calmed down as if nothing had happened.
Arnie lay with his eyes closed, afraid of them
open. He tried to figure out where
him and what happened to him, but nothing comes to mind
it didn't work. Deciding to look at the truth
into his eyes, he opened one eye first,
very slowly, as if afraid of something, and
then another. Surprisingly nothing
happened, looking around he
noticed a lot of ropes attached
to the middle of the ball, then that this ball does not remain
there was no doubt about it. Having overcome your
fear, he pulled one of the ropes and decided
go downstairs. But to his amazement, who
then from below he shouted for him to stay
where he is and went back to where he was from
he took it. Arnie was glad that
there is someone there and he speaks clearly
in his own language, albeit with an accent.
“I won’t do anything to you,” Arnie shouted.
But having heard only some mumbling from below,
dancing is very similar to prayer, firmly
decided to go down. He grabbed the rope
rolled down the ball almost falling, because
the rope rubbed my hands hard.
And here he is below. A fat man stood in front of him
and round, almost like a ball, only in size
a smaller man. He was dressed insome kind of
Vintage military uniform. And the mustache is in style
Le ala Borodino, exactly, thought Arnie
at school in a history textbook he saw the sun
date dressed exactly the same, he doesn’t even care
they seemed similar.
“Who are you, and where am I?” asked
Arnie added without waiting for an answer:
- My name is Arnie, I'm from England.
- You are the devil, you are lying, there is no such thing -
Kingdoms, you have come to help Hecuba,
I'll stab you now to make it smaller
such evil as Hecuba!!!- and for dos-
To be sure, he took out a knife and began to use it
swing.
- Stop, stop! - out of fear Arnie didn’t
knew what to say next, but realized that
in front of him is some crazy person who is afraid
some Hecuba and waves it in front of her nose,
pulp And then the thought came: “when you have
When dealing with a psycho, it’s better to play along.”
- What are you saying, if I were to help-
nickname of this Hecuba, I would have killed you long ago, but
on the contrary, I am your savior, and I promise
I’ll save you, just let’s go down.
This captain, as Arnie called him, is not-
stood for a long time in bewilderment, apparently
blurted out with his little mind that he
they said. Suddenly his face changed
frightened and warlike in a smiling face
#things.
“Crazy,” Arnie called out again.
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